Bastardly MILF Matchup: Salma Hayek vs Josie Maran
Thursday, February 21st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Both sets of pics were snapped @ Global Green USA's 5th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Salma Hayek vs. Catherine Zeta-Jones - A Bastardly Cleavage Matchup
- Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly MILFiest MILF Matchup
- Fashion Rating: Salma Hayek Decked Out In Her MILF Suit
- The Bastadly MILF Institute: Angelina Jolie vs. Vanessa Bryant vs. Josie Maran
- Elle Macpherson vs. Claudia Schiffer: Hot Moms Matchup
Both real tasty, but i'll take salma
Reply to this Comment
Salma's gotten hotter as time has past, Josie has fallen off quite a bit. Still, I chose Josie because my inner racist says all Latin chicks are fun in public, but are terrible husband-beaters within the privacy of the home.
Reply to this Comment
I've always found Salma kind of butta... these pictures definitely don't change that.
Reply to this Comment
I pick Selma why? Well, that's because she's got big jugs. I mean her boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em. Mama!
Reply to this Comment
jOSIE HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES OF GOLD BUT SO JOSIE IT IS, FORGET MILK FILLED LUMPS OF SAGG
Reply to this Comment
I`d take Selma. She`s 1 H0T TACO!!!!!!
Reply to this Comment
Josie.
Reply to this Comment
Josie looks like the type of woman who would be glad to screw you when you wanted and where you wanted because she is nice. Selma has the tits, but she doesn't look accomodating. Josie all the way.
Reply to this Comment
josie.
Reply to this Comment
How can Josie not be winning yet? It's not even close.
Reply to this Comment
josie maran in that picture looks like Linda Cardellini's much uglier older sister
Reply to this Comment
Shit... I want them both. But if I have to take just one, I go with Josie. She has a little bit better figure, nicer hair and is generally easier on the eyes
Reply to this Comment
salma is older than josie though- and salma has that latino fire thing goin on , she doesnt need to put on provocative faces or pose stupidly to be hot,
she just is . its that thing about latin women wich white women cant beat,its the natural sex appeal
Reply to this Comment
There is no loser here, both are gorgeous! I would like to be the sock in that panty drawer!
Reply to this Comment
Josie is hotter.
Reply to this Comment
they are about the same to me, both are beautiful.
yes jugger, that might be true, but some white women and black women beat their husbands up to.
i mean guys are retarded for letting that happen, my boyfriends lets me beat hit up and he is way stronger and taller than me, its his fault. he can stop me or break my neck so easily but he doesnt do it, so guys are pussies.
Reply to this Comment
Pfffttt this shit isnt even a fair contest. Selma destroys that other hoe. Next.
Reply to this Comment
Josie owns Selma.
Reply to this Comment
josie is dumb and boring.
salma is hotter. older yet hotter!
Reply to this Comment
wtf... it's SALMA not selma people
Reply to this Comment
come on; of course, it is josie...salma is a thick midget with a square head...and big tits...she is like a ball...and those nasty, yellowish, grayish teeth dont help, either
Reply to this Comment
Ill go lesbian for Salma
Reply to this Comment
Josie's got a fucking moustache! Ew!
Reply to this Comment
Salma has a gorgeous and rare face..the other girls isn't half as hot as Salma.
Reply to this Comment
Salma is the perfect woman. Josie Maran... Hmmmm... Beautiful, but I don't know her. Who is Josie Maran?
Reply to this Comment
Yeah,it's not Patty and Salma....
Reply to this Comment
Josie owns selma for free in teh looks department.
Reply to this Comment
can we get some REAL HOT Milfs!!!!!!!!!!
Reply to this Comment
sorry but josie all the way. how the fuck is salma ahead in this thing. bullshit.
josie- soft features
salma- sailors jaw.
come on man!!!
Reply to this Comment
Salma is the most awesome woman ever.
Reply to this Comment
I can't believe Josie is losing. She's so much prettier than Salma!
Reply to this Comment
At least josie looks like a girl. Salma Hayek has a big Popeye jaw Sorry but I dont see anything hot about her.
Reply to this Comment
How is Josie a MILF? She's not even 30 yet.
Reply to this Comment
Stone - A MILF is a mother I'd like to fuck therefore there are no age requirements except she has had to have given birth to a child.
Reply to this Comment
Salma looks better than ever and Josie hit the wall years ago. Salma is 41 and just had a bady a couple of months ago and Josie is 29. It's sad that a 41 year old woman crushes a chick 29 years old.
Reply to this Comment
^^ indeed
Reply to this Comment
josie is cute but salma is in a whole different league. salma is straight up sexy
Reply to this Comment
It's hard to pass up on Salma's boobs, but I think Josie looks prettier. And I don't think she even put much effort into looking good before these pics were taken.
Reply to this Comment
josie maran is a mom? i thought she was a lesbian?????? WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
Reply to this Comment
OK, are you guys on fuxking mars?! JOSIE IS SO FUXORING AWESOME!!
Match her up with ANYONE and it's game over.
Reply to this Comment
can't we all get along and have a threesome
Reply to this Comment
Salma all the way. She's gorgeous!
Reply to this Comment
They both need some crest whitening strips
Reply to this Comment
Right now on my top ten I have Kate Beckinsale as my #1 and Salma #2, but after seeing these pics of Salma, she is going back to my #1. I have NEVER seen her look better. She is the hottest woman in the world right now and I dare anyone to say there is someone hotter.
Josie looks REALLY good too!
Reply to this Comment
Are Salma's boobs natural??
Reply to this Comment
is this a joke? Josie wins by a longshot.
Reply to this Comment
Josie all the way. Though I like Salma.
Reply to this Comment
salma is winner
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!