Why is Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne on the March, 2008 Maxim Cover?



Is Avril Pregnant?! I'm kind of glad b/c this might be the thing that ultimately ends her career...

According to OK! magazine, the couple were spotted shopping at three baby stores on Monday.
Lavigne and Whibley reportedly visited Kitson for Kids, Lisa Kline Kids and Petit Tresor during their shopping trip.
Reports said that the couple picked up a cheetah diaper bag and baby AC/DC t-shirts at the shops. [RTE]


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Fucking retarded publication... and yes I'm still mad about the bastardly write up...

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:12pm
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dude...man, people....you people have no idea i want to kill this pathetic, poser bitch...i swear, no idea...she should be glad i dont know her in real life or can get to her...and i am serious as hell

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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i've had enough of her cleavage pictures! The boobs, Avril, the boobs!!!

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:17pm
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Who did she blow to get on the cover of that pile of shit?

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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beautiful airbrushing... makes me hard

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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I know everyone hates her, but I'd love to bang her all day

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:23pm
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Who the fuck can use garters (seen in pic 3) that are that high up? You can't attach stockings to those. Makes no sense.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:31pm
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She is so H0T!

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:32pm
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Where is the nudity, all the guys want to see the nudity, where is it Avril.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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i think she is gorgeoussssss

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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I find this skank so fucking super hot that I have to constantly fight the urge to pull on my prick till the little motherfucker is bright red and raw

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:43pm
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I hope she dies in labor.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:51pm
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Fake punk rock poser.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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this really dissapoints me shes so fake she acts like she doesnt show any of her shit to sell shes so fake

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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wh0ta'wh0

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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It's amazing what photoshop can do these days.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 8:35pm
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cute face, great body . . . yet . . . no, thanks!

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 8:37pm
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i like her green top in pic 2. wonder where she got it. I think she is really pretty but something about her is just so unattractive aside from the contrived punk style.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 8:45pm
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a disgrace to all musicians

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 9:04pm
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just another boring white girl

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 9:44pm
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Every time I see her I realize I like her Tits

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 10:28pm
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boring

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 11:20pm
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no posts wont show up here, either lol wtf

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 12:04am
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This chick is hot, i don't care how fake punk she is.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 12:29am
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Where's the stupid tie? So she is trying to be the hot sexy girl now, but still trying to hold onto the whole punk image? Whatever, it's not working.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 12:59am
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As punk as a Barbie Doll with blue marker highlights.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 1:56am
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the most boring maxim spread EVER.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 4:18am
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She has "fake" written all over her face.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 4:31am
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She needs to change her name to andy it suits her betta

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 4:41am
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Well, duh Moe! It's because punks need to get off too!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:29am
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1. Even if she isn't punk, she's still damn hot.

2. Even if she's damn hot, this is still a pretty lame set of photos, even for Maxim.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:39am
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ya know what I wish!? Avril being gangbanged by ten furiously drunk old skool brit rotten punk in a stinky London alley.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:11am
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say what ever you want but the fact is that the midget is very fuckable......i'll fuck her in the ass, no problem............

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:21am
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She can be as annoying as she wants ... she's still so hot that I'd lick the sweat from her ass crack and ask her nicely before I blew down her throat.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:46am
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maxim is strikin the fuck out these days heidi montag, mischa barton now her....i mean shit

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:09am
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Somehow, it doesn't seem quite right seeing her like that. Shes not sexy.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 9:24am
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think what you will about avril "superpunk" lavigne, but honestly, wishing death on her?

Come on people, that's a little much innit? not to mention, not very creative. if you possess that much vitriol for superpunky brewster over there, why not really get into it with things like, "stupid pseudo punk, i'd shit into her open mouth" or "She so disgusts me, i wouldn't pay 10 cents to watch her getting railed by a dwarf".

wishing death on her, or expressing your desire to kill her yourself? not very nice.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 10:57am
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She is pretty, but hot damn, she needs to leave the music industry...

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 11:39am
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"railed by a dwarf" lmao! I got this image of Hayden and a broomstick.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 12:42pm
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These pics are AWESOME!!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 1:29pm
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She's never been a bad looking girl but she's always carried herself in that annoying suburban mall brat way. Get rid of the streak in your hair already Avril!!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 2:37pm
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She kinda looks like Jena Malone in some of these pics.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 2:38pm
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There hasn't been a real punk anywhere since the '83- and yeah, I was there so what... who gives a shit- she fuckable.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 3:36pm
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i would spite fuck this bitch so hard....id so get my nuts off all over her face, leave her unsaitsfied and walk the fuck out and just say "thanks bitch" as sarcastically as i could.

i fucking HATE Avril, but id have NO PROBLEM satisfying myself with her vagina...

as for teh question...

cause shes a stuck up prude...

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 4:54pm
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She's got a purty mouth.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 10:44pm
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let's just face it, she's butt ugly! I hate this chick!

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 12:22am
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a pretty girl, but she can't take pictures.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 2:02am
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if their gonna put her on the cover and call it a day, then we should just go out to local suburban schools and pick up a couple of pudgy white girls who wear eyeliner and also call it a day.

hate her, her body, her face, hair, makeup, douchie ness, douche husband, punk wannabe ness, skin, everything

yes i had to name things just to chip away at my anger

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 3:48am
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Say what you guys want, but this girl is HOT. You gotta admit it. Photoshop or not, she IS hot and IS beautiful.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 6:56pm
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THE GIRL IS HOT VERY FUCKABLE WITH A TIGHT LITTLE ASS AND PERKY TITS OH YEAS AND A SWEET LITTLE PUSSY MMMMMMMMMMM AVRIL RULES

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 11:23pm
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she´s almost lascable!!!

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 2:47pm
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HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 11:37pm
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I'm one Avril Lavigne's fans. I do love her style and the way she sings. She has a special voice. Since her first album in 2002 she gathered a lot of fans and now she's very popular as a singer and as actress. In her concerts it becomes so hard to find a ticket and prices are gone sky-high. I discovered an interesting website that do the comparison of ticket prices for free an I think you may need it because this way one can see the best offered price in the ticket market:
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Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 7:32am
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look, i lost myself...i couldnt even make sense...

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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pic 4 & 7 sex me up!

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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She is hot, but this photo set is not. Avril you are so silly in Maxim. You should have shown more...

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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I think she's hot!!but looks so young.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 8:45pm
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on awfulplasticsurgery.com they say she got implants.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 11:23pm
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The words "punk" and "Avril" should never be mentioned in the same sentence, let alone used as the headline of a magazine article. She's about as punk as My Little Pony.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 7:39pm
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oh yeah, and when did she get a boob job????

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 8:46pm
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As Pretty as the girl is, she can just gag on my thick creamy cum.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 @ 4:52pm
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She is cute... and she basically imo just went overboard with the whole punk thing... preaching you are punk doesn't make you punk... it should just be a lifestyle without saying

Monday, December 22nd, 2008 @ 3:51pm
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shes fucking cute an hot... im ultra-punk plus rock fan...

Friday, December 26th, 2008 @ 12:34am
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