Why is Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne on the March, 2008 Maxim Cover?
Thursday, February 21st, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

Is Avril Pregnant?! I'm kind of glad b/c this might be the thing that ultimately ends her career...
According to OK! magazine, the couple were spotted shopping at three baby stores on Monday.
Lavigne and Whibley reportedly visited Kitson for Kids, Lisa Kline Kids and Petit Tresor during their shopping trip.
Reports said that the couple picked up a cheetah diaper bag and baby AC/DC t-shirts at the shops. [RTE]
























Fucking retarded publication... and yes I'm still mad about the bastardly write up...
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dude...man, people....you people have no idea i want to kill this pathetic, poser bitch...i swear, no idea...she should be glad i dont know her in real life or can get to her...and i am serious as hell
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i've had enough of her cleavage pictures! The boobs, Avril, the boobs!!!
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Who did she blow to get on the cover of that pile of shit?
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beautiful airbrushing... makes me hard
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I know everyone hates her, but I'd love to bang her all day
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Who the fuck can use garters (seen in pic 3) that are that high up? You can't attach stockings to those. Makes no sense.
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She is so H0T!
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Where is the nudity, all the guys want to see the nudity, where is it Avril.
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i think she is gorgeoussssss
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I find this skank so fucking super hot that I have to constantly fight the urge to pull on my prick till the little motherfucker is bright red and raw
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I hope she dies in labor.
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Fake punk rock poser.
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this really dissapoints me shes so fake she acts like she doesnt show any of her shit to sell shes so fake
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wh0ta'wh0
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It's amazing what photoshop can do these days.
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cute face, great body . . . yet . . . no, thanks!
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i like her green top in pic 2. wonder where she got it. I think she is really pretty but something about her is just so unattractive aside from the contrived punk style.
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a disgrace to all musicians
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just another boring white girl
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Every time I see her I realize I like her Tits
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boring
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no posts wont show up here, either lol wtf
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This chick is hot, i don't care how fake punk she is.
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Where's the stupid tie? So she is trying to be the hot sexy girl now, but still trying to hold onto the whole punk image? Whatever, it's not working.
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As punk as a Barbie Doll with blue marker highlights.
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the most boring maxim spread EVER.
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She has "fake" written all over her face.
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She needs to change her name to andy it suits her betta
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Well, duh Moe! It's because punks need to get off too!
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1. Even if she isn't punk, she's still damn hot.
2. Even if she's damn hot, this is still a pretty lame set of photos, even for Maxim.
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ya know what I wish!? Avril being gangbanged by ten furiously drunk old skool brit rotten punk in a stinky London alley.
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say what ever you want but the fact is that the midget is very fuckable......i'll fuck her in the ass, no problem............
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She can be as annoying as she wants ... she's still so hot that I'd lick the sweat from her ass crack and ask her nicely before I blew down her throat.
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maxim is strikin the fuck out these days heidi montag, mischa barton now her....i mean shit
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Somehow, it doesn't seem quite right seeing her like that. Shes not sexy.
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think what you will about avril "superpunk" lavigne, but honestly, wishing death on her?
Come on people, that's a little much innit? not to mention, not very creative. if you possess that much vitriol for superpunky brewster over there, why not really get into it with things like, "stupid pseudo punk, i'd shit into her open mouth" or "She so disgusts me, i wouldn't pay 10 cents to watch her getting railed by a dwarf".
wishing death on her, or expressing your desire to kill her yourself? not very nice.
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She is pretty, but hot damn, she needs to leave the music industry...
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"railed by a dwarf" lmao! I got this image of Hayden and a broomstick.
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These pics are AWESOME!!
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She's never been a bad looking girl but she's always carried herself in that annoying suburban mall brat way. Get rid of the streak in your hair already Avril!!
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She kinda looks like Jena Malone in some of these pics.
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There hasn't been a real punk anywhere since the '83- and yeah, I was there so what... who gives a shit- she fuckable.
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i would spite fuck this bitch so hard....id so get my nuts off all over her face, leave her unsaitsfied and walk the fuck out and just say "thanks bitch" as sarcastically as i could.
i fucking HATE Avril, but id have NO PROBLEM satisfying myself with her vagina...
as for teh question...
cause shes a stuck up prude...
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She's got a purty mouth.
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let's just face it, she's butt ugly! I hate this chick!
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a pretty girl, but she can't take pictures.
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if their gonna put her on the cover and call it a day, then we should just go out to local suburban schools and pick up a couple of pudgy white girls who wear eyeliner and also call it a day.
hate her, her body, her face, hair, makeup, douchie ness, douche husband, punk wannabe ness, skin, everything
yes i had to name things just to chip away at my anger
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Say what you guys want, but this girl is HOT. You gotta admit it. Photoshop or not, she IS hot and IS beautiful.
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THE GIRL IS HOT VERY FUCKABLE WITH A TIGHT LITTLE ASS AND PERKY TITS OH YEAS AND A SWEET LITTLE PUSSY MMMMMMMMMMM AVRIL RULES
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she´s almost lascable!!!
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HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm one Avril Lavigne's fans. I do love her style and the way she sings. She has a special voice. Since her first album in 2002 she gathered a lot of fans and now she's very popular as a singer and as actress. In her concerts it becomes so hard to find a ticket and prices are gone sky-high. I discovered an interesting website that do the comparison of ticket prices for free an I think you may need it because this way one can see the best offered price in the ticket market:
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look, i lost myself...i couldnt even make sense...
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pic 4 & 7 sex me up!
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She is hot, but this photo set is not. Avril you are so silly in Maxim. You should have shown more...
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I think she's hot!!but looks so young.
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on awfulplasticsurgery.com they say she got implants.
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The words "punk" and "Avril" should never be mentioned in the same sentence, let alone used as the headline of a magazine article. She's about as punk as My Little Pony.
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oh yeah, and when did she get a boob job????
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As Pretty as the girl is, she can just gag on my thick creamy cum.
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She is cute... and she basically imo just went overboard with the whole punk thing... preaching you are punk doesn't make you punk... it should just be a lifestyle without saying
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shes fucking cute an hot... im ultra-punk plus rock fan...
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