Is Pregnant Jessica Alba Morphing Into Super Bitch?

Wait....Another celebrity having twins? What are the odds!

Why doesn't her friend have a handbag for all of her stuff? She has two phones, a camera, and a set of keys in her hands along with a drink. How is she going to answer her phone if one of them rings? How is she going to take a picture holding all of that stuff?

all the celebs are having twins so they dont have to be pregnant again any time soon. They take this drug availabl in china that the ppl have cos theyre only legally allowed to have one pregnancy per couple etc. If they have twins they dont get fined so if they want more than 1 kid they take this drug that makes them have twins. Our beautiful celebrities cant risk gettin fat and ugly twice in a row so theyre usin it too. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone. Its a time and career saver. Especially 4 the likes of jess and lopez who have to maintain their looks otherwise their jobs are down the toilet.

morphing?

fuck this overrated, no-talent, cunt bag. i can't stand this chick. ever since she pulled this shit about not wanting to be known as a "hot chick" i said the hell with her. what the fuck else does she have? she is a shitty actress AND a mega bitch.

Don't dig the flipflops, but her friend looks hot.

WoW never noticed what a long ugly protruding, mean face she has. Those kids are gonna be ugly just like her.

her boobs got bigger!

she certainly doesn't look good pregnant. I think it's the latin woman thing. Look at J-lo she got so disturbingly ugly during her pregnancy and Jessica is slowly going there too.

She's SO annoying...

her pants are too long. and gross and dirty how they drag on the sidewalk...

Her tits are gonna be bigger than Christina's.

/WOW!

She looks miserable

@5 yeah i agree with you. i never was a big fan of hers but after she kept talking about how hot she was and wanted to be known for her great acting instead i cant look at her without wanting to punch somehting .

she's always been a mega bitch
just a few months ago she didnt want to be called a latina because she "wasnt raised that way and her family didnt acknowledge the culture" and now she's on the cover of every latin magazine and "praying for a brown baby". Bitch needs to shut the fuck up and look cute cuz thats the only thing she has going for her.

She's a b*tch pregnant or not. I'm sick of this ungrateful twat.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/13/jessica-alba-sure-or-unsure/

She covers her face and acts like a big snob, then at premieres, she smiles and kisses the photogs a*ses trying to sell us her crappy movies. Sorry, not buying it. NEXT!

Here she is picking her butt.
http://mediatakeout.com/6994/jessica_alba_shows_her_crack_at_the_beach.h...

She just realized that her movies could maybe do alittle better if she hadn't alienated the Hispanic audience.
This comes from Latina Magazine again and this time she said she’s hoping for a brown baby.

“I’m excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please.”

She sucks at damage control. WTF is she talking about anyway. Cassole is half black. Dumb ass.

+++==== She WANTS PEOPLE TO GO SEE HER MOVIES AND KISS HER A** BUT SHE CAN’T STOP, GIVE AN AUTOGRAPH AND A SMILE WHEN SHE’S OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE OTHER CELEBS DO.

Eh, there's never a shot of anybody going up to her ass anyway.

She’s a two-faced ho. She sucks up to the paps at events, then hides her sour face (when not promoting something) later.

Those Uggs are nasty. Can't she buy better crap for those gargoyle feet of hers?

Get over yourself, b*tch.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/20256

http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/08/jessica-alba-is-no-angel/

FUNNY HOW IN THE “ELLE” MAGAZINE INTERVIEW SHE BLAMED EVERYONE ELSE FOR HER MOVIES TANKING.

Alba:
“YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE (PAUL WALKER), WAS PAID AND HE DIDN’T DO AS MUCH PROMOTING FOR THE MOVIE.”

THEN SHE SAYS THAT HE HELPED PRODUCE IT! There you go IDIOT. Maybe that’s why he got paid MORE than you. I think producing a movie pays more than frolicking around in a bikini. Gawd, she's dumb.

She used her body to get into the industry then she started b*tching that she only got the “sexy roles!” and that ===she hates to be considered sexy==, then she follows it with spreading it in every guy’s magazine in existence.

“I’m so tired of getting the sexy roles! I want to be a serious actress.”

Then don’t accept the SEXY ROLES, and stop posing half naked, idiot.

- SHE HAS ONLY “NOW” SAID THAT SHE’S PROUD OF HER HERITAGE BECAUSE HER “CAREER” SUCKS ASS AND SHE KNOWS IT.

SHE’S REGRETTING EVERYTHING SHE’S SAID. TOO LATE. YOUR “CAREER” IS SINKING FASTER THAN THE TITANIC, BBBBbbbeeeaaatch!

She’s a stuck up two-faced b*tch who talks sh*t about everybody and everything.
THAT’S WHY SHE NEEDS TO BE CALLED OUT FOR ALL OF HER **** TALKING THAT SHE DOES. I'M OVER HER CONCEITED ASS.

This is funny. It gives me a thrill seeing her so pissed off.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/15/jessica-albas-mexican-standoff/

No wonder she's so fucking miserable. One accidental baby was enough to throw her off, two must be making her manic. She is vain enough as it is and fighting the fat gene, twins is going to blow her ass OUT!

"I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please."

She already said she doesn't want a cool baby and wants her child to only speak Spanish at first. This poor fetus already has so much pressure. It's sitting in her womb, freaking out, writing down, "must be brown, must be nerdy, must speak Spanish or Alba will not loves me."

I love how in every interview.. she tries to make herself come out as some kind of Hollywood victim, like she has SUCH a hard time getting roles or something. Well maybe if you learned how to act worth a shit you'd be getting better roles!

Did she take those Uggs out of a trash can or what? NASTY!

B*tch better pay that woman a more money so she can buy herself some decent shoes!

she'll go into postpartum depression...

damn she is ugly. i mean 'he' in these pictures.

damn she's so sexy even in those stupid velour pants

She's not having twins. At over 5 months along she should be waaay bigger in the belly than what she is. Just look at how big and bloated JLo got.

That caption made me lol.. seriously. Awesome.

boring

i have never found this BROWN chick hot, nevaaaaaaaaaaaa

she is a BITCH she has been a bitch since her movies took a crap in the box office she pretends to be nice but she is not ,the stupid guy din't pull out in time and came in her eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww ,,,asshole should had bought the morning after pill , hey people condoms and the morning after pill in case you can't pull out on time

Okay, #4, no celebrity would choose to have twins to maintain their looks because you gain much more weight with twins and therefore are almost guaranteed to have stretch marks & saggy stomach skin afterwards. Anyway, I highly doubt Jessica Alba is having twins because she is supposedly due in 3-4 months and there is no way she'd still be that small with twins. I understand she is thin & a first time mom, but it is physically impossible. She seems like a bitch either way.

Annie they all have plastic surgery after a baby so its time and cost effective if they only give birth once, and trust me ive seen girls get bigger pregnant with just the one. its different 4 each woman. Alba is prone to obesity and being pregnant is risky 4 her, thus she only wants to do it once.

yea yea her tits got bigger, big whoop so did her ass, thighs and face.
get over this cum dumpster already, we all know shes a herpers carrying stupid, good for nothing skank

Aww she is still so pretty!! :))

#4 - I disagree, i think pregnant woman are hot! Well, more so in the first and second trimester. I love the way their bodies fill out. I don't think Alba was ever looked better than she does now. Plus they get the added attention from the media when they are pregnant. You may be correct about the drugs thou.

#4 is dead on the money. And pardon me for not having too much sympathy for Alba and Warren. They have enough money to take care of an entire pre-school class, let alone twins.

When oh when will she realize that she is not being paid to speak??

Remember, sweets...it's your *tits* not your *wits* that will put milk in your bilingual baby's bottle.

ya ya!!!! i went to that site and oh....my....GOD!!! what a mega bitch!!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE
will you please stop trying to shove this non talented, NOT beautiful hack down out throats? Real stars know and relish in their stardom, but there are so very few of them today that the media wants to force us to settle for just anything, and a lot of people have. Well, to hell with that, when REAL talent returns to the screen maybe Hollywood can make some money 'cause right now the best stuff is animated and all the media whoring of this talent less piece of crap wears thin. That goes for you too TMZ, this is the internet age, you too can become yesterday's news and if you don't get better that will happen rather quickly, your tv show already sucks, didn't take long for that to happen, too much of NOTHING.

jessica alba is so much hotter then jlo dont compare she will always be gorgouss god i`d do anything to tap thatt shess soo hott wow