Kristen Bell Brings The Afternoon Links!



- Shannon Elizabeth Is Dancing Goodness! [HollywoodTuna]
- Be Kind Rewind Reviewed [CO-ED Magazine]
- Mariah Carey Topless on the Beach [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez Had An Emergency C Section [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Aaron Carter is sitting in a Kimble County jail [Celebslam]
- 'G', I guess that hit the 'spot' [The Bastardly Society]

- "Why Girls Don't Fart" [Flabber]
- Awesome tranny fight [Dlisted]
- Role model - Jamie Lynn Spears [Tasteful Celebs]
- Mel Gibson is such a tease [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Kate Hudson pregnancy rumors [Cele|bitchy]

- It's man-boob Friday! [CityRag]
- Amy Davis is a Hometown Hottie [Fatback Media]
- Barbara Streisand is Attractive [DerekHail]
- Lindsay Lohan Got Douched [Celeb Warship]

- Kelly LeBrock Ruins my '80's Memories [The Grumpiest]
- Johnny Knoxville broke his balls [The Blemish]
- Kate Beckinsale Is Stunningly Irresistible [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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52 Scandalous Comments

Wow, she looks great here.

The wholesome girl next door, who's vagina you would like to put your penis in.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:32pm
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Great photo shoot..

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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Those pics are as hot and steamy as cow shit in the hot Oklahoma sun.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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"Those pics are as hot and steamy as cow shit in the hot Oklahoma sun"

Classy! And who says lyrical use of language is dead?

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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yawn-tastic!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:54pm
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my god she is the EPITOME of adorable!!! id give one of my nuts to have a girlfriend a 10th as adorable as her

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:56pm
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Phil,you'd give a beautiful stone to an old,blind hooker and say it was a diamond to get in her panties.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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Here's all I have to see about this hot l'il puppy: Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. UH. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:14pm
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i kinda like her. cute, not hot.. doable. yummy

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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yep, you caught me pam. thats exactly what i have to do to get laid.

actually, i give the old blind hooker my debit card, give her my pin, and tell her if she can work the drive thru ATM when she drives up to it, she can take out whatever amount she gets out of my account, as long as shell let me in her oanties.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:27pm
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She is desperately hot and beautiful.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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I think that's what Not Ed was focusing on in his post...

I didn't know USG was blind....

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:42pm
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Tart - Formally known as Tracy..you're just a sad,sad person.You use your sarcasm to hold on to life.It's unhealthy,Tracy,it really is..if you feel so badly,maybe go on a weight loss program,it would do you good.Thinner people are not so angry at the world.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:46pm
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if Thinner people arent so angry at the world...why starve yourself to the point you die and arent part of the world anymore?

and T, u know, i didnt realize she was so old when i handed over my ATM card to her, but hey, what can you do....

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:53pm
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Mmm...niplets! I love Kristen. Hotter than Hayden thats for sure, although I wouldn't mind fucking them both up their tight little asses, preferably at the same time, threesome style.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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The cross-eyed crumpet,she gets the pony position on my minx carousel,mwa-ha!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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What do you think, is this a Fashion Bug or K Mart photoshoot?

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:25pm
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definitely not KMART, they wouldnt EVER allow that nipple to get past the censors.....

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:28pm
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With the #1 pick in the 2008 Girl Draft, I select Kristen Bell from No Chance in Hell University.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:44pm
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She needs to do playboy before she goes the LH route.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:47pm
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMM bitch.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 9:00pm
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Ya know,guys.This might sound crazy..but I have wondered about for some time if d55 and omega are really the same person!!I mean,they are just as crazy as another,I mean,it's possible,right??Like we wondered about if Rasheed and (fake) Rasheed were the same person..And omega and d55 are ALLWAYS fighting..it's just bizarre.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 9:36pm
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It's amazing what photoshop can do....but I"d still hit it..

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 10:56pm
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youre all losers. get along.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 11:12pm
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Pic number 3 is amazing. wow does she look good in that one!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 11:22pm
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omgosh...she did not come across to me as the nip showing type. oh well, she's hot!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 11:29pm
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so plain

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 11:54pm
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below average. she looks like that girl gabrielle carteris from 90210

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 12:29am
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Kristen looks great in these shots. If she looked like that walking down the street, I might get too distracted and walk into an oncoming bus.

@rrrcraz Funny you'd mention Gabrielle Carteris. I never noticed the resemblance before. I kind of saw Gabrielle as a hidden gem too. Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 12:38am
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Beautiful.
Its great that she shows us some nipple!!!

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 1:43am
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last one has the hottest face

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 2:19am
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Yeah she is looking great in these pics, but I wonder, with her being a vegetarian, if one is required to go through a "meat screening" before one can drop a load in and/or on her, so she does not accidentally swallow and/or receive a meat-eater's-baby-making-man-juice w/cheese.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 3:52am
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beautiful woman. simple but not fake.
actually, no

stunning.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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How did I miss those shoes...dear God, why?!

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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ew why is she trying to be sexy? it does not suit her. N her shoes suck. plastic and clear are on the way to stripperville or Brooke Hogan land n who wants to be that man?

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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hmmm...i wonder if the nipples are cross eyed too...?...

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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Never liked her,

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 12:07am
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I think she is super fucking hot and much better than the midget hayden panneeteeirere. So what if one of her eyes is a teenie tiny bit unfocused. Nothing that can't be fixed. I would fuck the shit out of her.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 3:02am
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i see kristen nipple

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 6:28am
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Phillip McCracken

yep, you caught me pam. thats exactly what i have to do to get laid.

actually, i give the old blind hooker my debit card, give her my pin, and tell her if she can work the drive thru ATM when she drives up to it, she can take out whatever amount she gets out of my account, as long as shell let me in her oanties.

I wouldn't be surprised, jerkoff.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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i guess pam decided to start posting under a new name.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:22pm
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she is so average, soooooooo average.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:24pm
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIPPLE

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 3:21am
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She is the hottest and most talented actress in Hollywood right now.

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 @ 10:55am
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@6 "adorable"?go back to kinder garden you fuckin` prick

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:05pm
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PS anyone else notice the nipple in picture 1 yet?

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:28pm
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Oh. Oh. Oh. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:48pm
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Yup, Phil. I've noticed that too.
That pic is good for so many reasons.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:01pm
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the day that I see her naked... is the day I'm finally ready to die content.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:12pm
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Sexy white girl.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 2:30am
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Now THIS is what I'm talking about. I'm not sure how she manages to fly under the radar but she definitely deserves more posts.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:12pm
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Cute girl.

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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