Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes @ An Essence Magazine Party

Wait....Joey from Dawson's Creek married Tom Cruise??????

I just ate off that dress in Little Italy.

We like kool-aid and all, but we don't take it from crazy religious people... WTF are they doing there?

Those poor shoes....

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That's a strange couple.

She is hot.

Cant believe I just said that....

god he's such a gnome

He is the first Messiah of the 21rst Century.
She is the next Shelley Duvall.
Tom Cruise = The Great American Success Story.
To wit: A young bastard born to inauspicous beginnings becomes the world's biggest movie star by personifying the can-do spirit. A life bathed in fiction is made complete when he stumbles upon the sci-fi rantings of a meth'd out hack/con man. The boy is a believer. Always has been, always will be, and that's what made him popular in the first place, the way he breathed life into even the lamest of movies, viz. Cocktail, Far and Away, et al. The boy is hand-picked to be the leader of his own religion, a belief-system tailor made (Oh, shit, New York, keep doing that, I'm going to come, I'm going to come, you fucking bitch!" "Don't you come in my mouth, motherfucker. You come in my mouth and I'm going to cut you!") to a nation drenched in fictional convictions. The boy's biggest asset, that he is a believer, is also the very thing that will bring about his demise. If that's not Amerikkka, then I don't know what is.

She was just fertile womb! Shame she can't see it, and no one tells her she is being sucked into the Scientology black hole! She'll disappear one day as Suri takes charge of the Scientology Universe!

Do you think Kate lays awake at night wondering how she'll ever escape this madman?

They look like moonies!

its scary....she looks OLDER than he does...

again, what did tom do to this poor girl...my god.

i rememeber she was SO hot uin Disturbing Behavior....

such a waste

He creeps me out.

Ok, this couple is the epitome of The freakshow that is Hollywood- seriously, we will be watching a movie about Tom's crazy ass & his cult in a couple of years- but Kate has NEVER looked this damn good.

I'm just waiting for the mothership to finally pick them all up.
Then we wouldn't have to be creeped out by them any more.

You guys are all pretty mean...

Why is it that people feel a need to hate on this couple? Okay, Tom Cruise is a little strange. Okay, Scientology is more than a little strange. But Tom and Katie seem to be genuinely in love and there's nothing wrong with the way they're raising Suri - is it really such a crime to prevent a kid from watching TV? TV is one of the main reasons why Americans are the stupidest people on earth!

As for Katie - I think she's a knockout!!

@ 17 Ummm because we are BASTARDS... Hellooooo...

She's had bad posture ever since she married him. He's definitely very possessive of her. You can tell because he has his hands on her at all times. Probably afraid she'll run away.

#17 - People make fun of them because they ask for it. Did you see Tom's pro-Scientology video? He's creepy and has completely lost his mind. I don't think it's love; it's lust for power. He found someone to have his baby, and she found someone whom she thought would further her career. She tries to dress like a sophisticated woman, but she acts like a giggly schoolgirl.

hahaha... this is too funny. I love the captions.

its simple #17, AGAIN....Katie looked real cute in Dawson's Creek right? and i personally think she looked SMOKING HOT in Disturbing Behavior...

now take THAT and compare it to what she looks like NOW....

whats changed in the years since she looked good?

oh yeah she married TOM.

i am not saying anything about Tom, his religious beliefs, how ugly i think she looks now (well i did just there)....

i asked a simple question...what did he do to her? she looked pretty good PRE-Tom, POST TOM, she hasnt looked good...AT ALL....

rofl, she is trying to make herself look ugly. she should definitelly change her hair style.

#17.. Americans are the stupidest on Earth? That's quite a sweeping generalization.. you know, the type made by stupid people that can't break down and speak intelligently about important topics.

Someone pass her a bottle and put her to bed.. someone is quite grumpy and wants to defend her precious Tom-Kat. How precious.

BABE, she is such a beautiful woman, I mean extra-terrestrial being, probably one of the best set of legs going right now, wow.

lala, your ignorance is showing - how embarassing!

Actually, I don't give a crap about Tom-Kat - Tom Cruise is annoying as crap and Katie Holmes is an airhead. I just get pretty ticked off when people go after Tom as if Katie is the victim of some massive conspiracy. This is the real world, guys. She's not being brainwashed by Xenu. She's a grown woman who is capable of making her own choices - and who are you guys to say she's not in love with Tom Cruise?

As for my "Americans are stupid" comment - I'm talking generally here. Obviously, there are exceptions to every rule. Clearly, lala is NOT one of those exceptions.

eve
i agree

Alex, you come here and make grand assumptions.. than you attempt to call me ignorant without proof. Speaking so boldly when one doesn't actually know anything is a prime example of true ignorance.

Like a child you throw around insult expecting people to believe they're true.

You're quite silly and easily offended.

BTW - I'm sure Tom-Kat is watching and thoroughly appreciate your standing up for them. Good job. Damn, I love it when fools get so emotionally involved in people who couldn't care less about them.

FREAK SHOW! Her face has always been ugly but now it is JACKED! They are both so scary looking.

This couple kills me omg lmao. She looks about 65 yrs old since Tommy and Suri sucked the hotness out of her.

I completely agree Katie is a grown woman. In fact I read in one of her interviews way back when she was on Dawson's Creek that she said she would always dream about marrying Tom Cruise. Even as a child she had a crush on him. And she actually did grow up to marry him.

lala, dear, you are not quite as intelligent as you think.
First of all, you incorrectly used the word "than": once you've grasped fifth grade grammar, let me know.

Also, did you even read my previous post? Can you read at all? I thought I made it quite clear that I am a fan of neither Cruise nor Katie Holmes. Hence, your "Damn, I love it when fools get so emotionally involved in people who couldn’t care less about them" comment makes no sense whatsoever.

As for my assertion on the stupidity of Americans: do you seriously need proof of this? A recent (2006) National Geographic survey of young Americans (late teens to early twenties) showed that half of them couldn't find New York on a map and a full one third of them didn't know which direction was northwest...
Oh, and half of them couldn't locate the country of India.

Need I say more? It's not so much brain power we're talking here - it's ignorance and naivete. Most Americans will believe whatever they're told.

Alex, I think you've got your initial comment backward. The article says that the Cruises do NOT restrict their child's television viewing.

#19 Rhonda - yes, if you look at Cruise in most of his pictures with Katie and Nicole, he's grippin' the shit outta them like they're trying to get away. Penelope got away quick cuz she figgered it out, and Mimi Rogers had to claim to be lezbo to get him to go away.

The real reason he grabs them so awkwardly is because he's gay, and doesn't know how to hold a woman genuinely and lovingly. Still unsure if he's the real father of Suri(might be Travolta), and I heard he makes Katie wear a Ryan Seacrest mask when they have sex.

#33 - Megahornyman you should call yourself Megasmartman. (I'm not being facetious, either.)

I forgot about Mimi. She seemed like too much of a tough broad for him. Nicole seemed very intelligent. Penelope was smarter than I thought, but she never really looked that happy with him. Mimi, Nicole, and Penelope seem like intelligent, confident women, while Katie seems very schoolgirlish. I think Tom's preying on that.

Get out.

And I'm not saying that because they're white. I just don't want to see these two ever again. Almost any other white person and I'd think it's actually pretty cool of them.