Michael Moore Eyes Renee Zellweger @ 80th Academy Awards
Monday, February 25th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

God damn, Renee Zellweger isn't exactly ugly, but 90% of the faces she makes make her out to be one of the ugliest people in Hollywood. Very odd, indeed...
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH?
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The outfit looks great on her.
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Get in my belly now.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth. Yuck. My ex-gf forced me to watch Bridget Jones Diary circa 2001 or 2002. She was so cute back then. Busted is definitely an accurate description now.
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She was cute in Jerry McGuire, but that's about it. It was probably more so her character then her.
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Shes got a very strange neck!
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Why would he bang her if he can pay for better?
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LOLZ @ the captions!
And I'd rather bang the two sluts on the left in the bottom pic on page 1.
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The song "Opposites Attract" is suddenly playing in my head.
She looks bulimic. Well, a "successful" one at least. Skinny body. Bulimia bloat face.
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No, she's exactly ugly.
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She needs to let her hair grow, catch a few pounds and stop making stupid faces.
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WOO WHO!!! Renee!!!
and micheal moore should be dropped naked into Iraq.....sweet sweet justice....
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#2... I think her face suffers from her body's starvation. She's one of the few stars that actually DOES look better with weight. She's really cute (Jerry McGuire, anyone?), but here... Well, love her dress!
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she's not ugly!! she's just a lesbian.
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She still is (and will forever be) the cutest girl in Hollywood. I take dueling offers of all haters!
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she's actually not ugly at all, her face is alright and she's in great shape...it's just her sucked-on-a-lemon facial expressions
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her face ALWAYS looks like she's sucking on a lemon
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She needs some freakin' lotion on her legs!
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she was pretty when she was young ....me myself and irene days...
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EWWW, I LIKE HER DONT GET ME WRONG BUT WHY IS SHE DRESSING AND LOOKING ELDERLY NOW
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