Miley Cyrus @ 80th Academy Awards

She is the spitting image of my boyfriends little sister...

She's just not a pretty girl AT ALL. Buck-toothed, pan-faced, unremarkable nose. Pretty eyes I suppose, but the rest of the face is so ugly that all the eye makeup in the world can't cover it up.

It bothers me that she's even featured on this site. If she were a 15 year old who looked like a stunning 25 year old, maybe. But she is an ugly girl, and you featuring her on this site is disturbing because clearly the only thing that is attractive about her to you weirdos is the fact that she's 15. so get her off the damn site ok.

Ugh, I can't stand this underage bucktoothed bitch.

sorry but this girl is plain ugly

there's just somethin not right about this bitch's face. I cannot figure it out...

Do you even know what jailbait is jackson?

cuz this certainly is not it

"Im gonna Be s0 famous just like Britney Spears Y`all"

We`z all gunna have a party after the Academy Rewards. BBQ & Moonshine down by the Cement pond.

"The Beverly Hillbillies." ok! I`m sorry she is a good kid.

Jeep, I couldn't have said it better myself.

BTW, the first picture kinda made me laugh, but it also scared me a little bit...

"If your name is Miley Cyrus, you might be a redneck."

and furthermore fuck the girls (hoes) next door and any other hoe that fucking look like them for the fact that, if you don't have fucking money then you want probably get those type of fucking women. And the shit is sad, for the fact that they are popping up all over the fucking place your place, his place, her place, bay bay and myspace! Why the fuck,,,,,,,,, does everyone want to be in fucking hollywood, or look like some shit off the front of a fucking magazine. Have motherfuckers forgot that they will have to die some damn day, and all the fucking money int he world will not save you!!!!!

and dear life cereal, where the hell do you get off, part of a nutritous and part of a good breakfast, and yes I am drinking at 3 o clock in the fucking afternoon and i loooovveee it! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

and yes i was responding to the add at the bottom of the page when you submitg comments so now you know why the origin of my bane but not the bane from batman

IS it just me? Cyrus is BUTT UGLY.

JH

girl is SO fucking ugly its scary, shes SO lucky that she is the eye of the hurricane driving a fad...

and someone, anyone, WHY THE FUCK WAS SHE INVITED TO THE OSCARS?!?!?!!?

You guys sure get bent out of shape over a young girl. For all of you that seriously hate her and think shes ugly as f***, why do you even look at the posts about her, let alone comment about her (over and over I'd assume)

#20....uh, the site is called "The Bastardly"....

what else are we supposed to do at a site like this?

She's the spitting image of a cabage pach doll...or a garbage pail one

please..somebody....BROWN BAG that lil' BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! just plain UGLY!!!!!

What a fug mofo. jesus. WTF?

I can let the fact that she got invited to the awards go but why the f*ck did she present?!

She's cute. When she turns 18 I want to imagine what it would be like to slide my dick inside of her, fuck her doggy, and come in her mouth. Thes rest of you have no taste. Go fuck a monkey.

this is one ugly ass chick. terrible. i really think you should stop putting jailbait on her posts cause she ain't baiting nobody

if it wasn't for achey breaky heart...i'm sure daddy would be molesting her pregnant/ugly ass in a rusty old trailer...

This hillbilly better take all the cash she can right now becaause she is going to turn into such an ugly woman.

just fucking ugly, this is a cure for paedos for sure

Bubba; "Billy Ray, Bubba here, I have a part for Miley"
Billy Ray: " What is it and who is she starring with?"
Bubba; "Amanda Bynes, they play sisters adopted by different families and meet up in high school becoming lesbian lovers!"
Billy Ray: "A love story, that's great, no problem, sign her up!"

@jjm - That's awesome. I read that with a hillbillie accent and just about fell off the chair!

I'll start the pool - which happens first: a) she goes into rehab - ala Lohan, b) has a psychotic break like Britney, or c) does something completely different like getting knocked up by her cousin from the oakies?

Yeah that's probably a bit harsh, but that's the kind of mood i'm in.

I agree, she needs a brown bag. Has bastardly ever had a Jail Bait brown bag?

Poor Miley, used to be so cute, now so fug. Surgery won't help a face like hers.

is 15 too young for a fergie bag??

OH WOW NO BROWN BAG??? FOLKS , IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CREATED VIA INCEST, EH?

I'm sitting in a pool of vomit containing all the undigested/unexcreted food from my stomach. I'm glad she's under 18, because that is one more reason NOT TO look at or desire relations with her. Bleech.

she's horrible! an neither she's 18teen yet... she'll soon need a brownbag, a big, thick hard-covering brown bag

there is nothing in the least bit jailbait about this girl. no matter if she were to develop a more curvy body as she gets older it wouldn't make a difference because of that goofy face. god damb.

i know if miley read this, she'd be upset.....so just imagine how #1 feels about her lil sister-in-law.....hahahahaha

you all need to fuck off!!!!!!!!!! Miley is so fuckin awesome and Pretty FUCK OFF YA"LL BITCHED FUCK ASSWHOLES SON OF A FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING BITCH! oh wait you girls who commented here in a good way dont read this. SO THIS IS TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO COMMENTS HERE YOU HAVE A DICK TO SAY SHIT ABOUT MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WORD MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YA"ll

booarghh.. thats me puking

She look like her name is Cletus.

I think it's safe to say you can throw this one back...

Dat_DoOd, I used to think the same thing and could not figure it out, but she's got a round face and her eyes are too close together for her style of face. Makes her look like she has downs. The girls voice also sounds like she has been smoking for 50 years.

Mark my words, this girl will get knocked up in short order. Additionally I bet the baby daddy will be someone from disney.

another fucking talentless waste of fucking skin, and shes underage. i just don't care anymore

@14.

Her actual name is Destiny Hope Cyrus.

That is just trashy as fuck.

@22: Even those are cute.

This girl got beat in the face with the ugly stick.

Aappalachian ring-pop.

She looks inbred.

Hi, we are all bastardy posters who are losers and unhappy with our lives so we gotta try and cut down stars who ARE SOMEONE..you assholes will never change miley's superstar status,,,sure in a few years her popularity will go down but she will always have this time in her life to remember and a lot of money in her bank account...more than you nobodies will EVER have ..GET IT? MILEY CYRUS IS LOVED,MILEY CYRUS IS RICH...c'mon,keep sayin it to yourselve's...MILEY CYRUS IS LOVED,MILEY CYRUS IS RICH...REEEEAAAAAAAALLLL RICH.what do you losers have?
N-O T H I N G!!

ugly

Bad hair, bad makeup, bad dress (wrong color for her also).

She is good looking but not in that getup.