Bastardly MILF Rating: Nicole Kidman @ 80th Academy Awards
Monday, February 25th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Million dollar baby
Nicole Kidman's unborn baby already has a multimillion-dollar price tag, with magazines in the US, UK and Australia preparing bidding campaigns for the rights to first pictures of the child.
Friends of Kidman have confirmed the actor is trying to handle "with dignity" the requests that are already flooding in from magazines across the world.
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stop hitting up the collagen so much and get a tan ho.
and then i might consider fucking you.
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If I were Keith, I would spend less time in rehab and more time banging Nicole. She looks really good here.
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MESS!!!!
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Nicole...she broke my heart when she got married.
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Nice pale milfy beauty.
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I've never understood what the big deal is with her. Seems very average in every aspect but acting and paleness.
Why is she any more attractive than any other slender woman?
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shes pasty, but, she actually does look good here.
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Lets not forget about the botox forehead
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, I am not seeing a MILF here, over!
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She's got evil-looking eyebrows. Very harsh.
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A classic beauty! Only the half a ton of jewelry looks granny.
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CLASSIC BEAUTY... but nevertheless, way too much collagen and botox.
why can't hotties be just dang natural?
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im sorry man but she is far from a classic beauty. i dont dig nasty ass waif like skinny, pale broads with goofy faces. hell no.
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oohh noess she crossed that old women line... damn.. I thought she could hang in there for a couple of years more...
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How long can Keith put up with such a bitch?
http://nicolekidmansforehead.blogspot.com/2007/10/keith-urban-keeps-nico...
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Yea I like Nicole. Looking good and MILF-tastic.
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