Possibly Lesbian Ellen Page @ 80th Annual Academy Awards
Monday, February 25th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Just being nominated for an Oscar at such a young age is winning enough, so I'm pretty sure Ellen Page isn't all too disappointed after what went down last night. But, that still doesn't mean she didn't get jacked.
Maybe next year, Ellen...
























if you called me gay, moe, id snap your cock off.
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Moe, won't I will.
You're Gay... happy now?
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She looks cute, but being 21 and looking like you are 15 is either a curse or a blessing...
When you are 40 and look 30 I guess it's a blessing, when you are 21 and look 15.. curse...
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She's cute like how a little puppy is cute.
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She's fug and fat. Next!!
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Pasty and bland. Even being a cooch cleaner doesn't make her any more interesting.
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She looks so uncomfortable when she's standing.
What the hell?
If she doesn't lose that weight, have some work done (that obviously she desperately needs) and wear clothes that actually show off pretty much anything, she'll be done for about 2 years or less.
And I don't talk about partying till get drunk, get pregnant e goes commando.
Just act slutty without being slutty.
Oh just forget it, she's probably a lost cause. NEXT!
And for the chicks that like the way she looks, are probably as bland and unhappy with themselves as she is.
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She looks lost...
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:( she lost.
and LOL shes in a dress!!!! OMG!!!
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definately looks uncomfortable in these and prior red carpet pix, I'd say she needs to work on her posture. She was pretty cute in X-Men even if she only got a couple minutes of screentime
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She is a beautiful young actress who probably deserved the Oscar, put her up on the same pedestal as Whale Rider's Keisha Castle-Hughes, deserved the Oscar and did not win due to age. She will though, eventually if she keeps up the wonderful talent of picking great roles.
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I never even saw any movie with her. But somehow she "touches" me. Nice!
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CUTE - it would be so nasty doing her - like you were a pervert, but then you can go buy her some beer and get shitfaced and do it all over again
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She'd a damn good actor.
Realize that... ANDD SHATTUP.
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Fuck off she aint no lesbian.
I'm starting to lose respect for this blog.
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Thank God there's a young lady in Hollywood that's talented, I'm sick of seeing Jessica Alba's bitch-talentless ass everywhere.
she is an AMAZING actress, 'nuff said.
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HI, I'm Ellen & have no idea of where I am right now & these girls things are really not comfey..where are my cloths I buy at Sears in the boys department & where is my girlfriend..I'm feelin horney right now & need to go muff diving..........boring NEXT!
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