Mischa Barton Has Been Charged; In Court This Thursday
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

If you're curious about Mischa's nippies, click here.
Mischa might be going away for a while w/ all the charges against her...
Mischa Barton was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor DUI and pot possession in connection with her December arrest in West Hollywood following a traffic stop.
Per court documents obtained by E! News, she is facing a count apiece of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, driving while having a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 percent or higher, driving without a valid license and possession of 28.5 grams or less of marijuana. [E!]
Here's Mischa's response:
"Obviously, I'm 100 percent responsible for my actions in this case, and I'm really disappointed in myself," Barton said during Seacrest's KIIS-FM morning show. "I don't know what to say about it, except I'm not perfect. I just don't ever intend to do something this stupid again."
























Judge, "Ms. Barton, you have been charged with being fugly. How do you plea?
Mischa, "Guilty Your Honor."
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I think she looks really pretty in these pics, and wow, I just saw the old pics, she has great nipples!!
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Come on, she's not fug here.
But she needs to take a shower!(page 2)
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^ Don't be fooled - we all know she is fug.
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She's too plain...nothing about her is eyecatching...
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I think she is hot. The pot & some beer`s, shit she`s my kinda girl.
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I can't lie....Well I can, but I won't. I think she looks adorable here. The outfit is horrible and blah, but it does have one redeemingly pointed plus.
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Misha, bleh!
Look, if you wanna get our attention, don't wash for 6 months, then show off your butchered oily snatch at any opportunity.
Hey, it works for Shitney, right?
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she looks ncie in this pics...normally dressed and all
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It's OK Mischa. We like stupid chicks. Continue.
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Not hot, not repulsive. Gimme a call if you need a driver or a scrotum to cry on.
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2 #1: MUWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL!
But, at leeeast her hair looks good here.
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give me a break, she is still way better than Jennifer Love hewitt. Who's ugly plain, fat ass get's tons of good comments.
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Nut case - At least JLH has one of the best racks in hollywood....Mischa doesn't have any good qualities.
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Awkward, in pics 1& 2 she actually looks nice. Oh I forgot the shapeless legs
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whatever, I simply love her, doesn`t metter if she is or isn`t pear-shaped, heavy-legged etc. She is cute
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i'd like to take all that hair and use it to rub one out while she's licking my ass
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i hope they lock her away forever and feed her bird seeds
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Beautiful. Nice Nipples!
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Oh, she's sorry now for what she did and won't do it again? Yeah, only because she got caught. There's already pictures of her from before smoking a joint while driving down the street.
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Does anyone know where I can buy that sweater she's wearing? I love it!
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