Pregnant Jessica Alba & Oscar 2008 Boobs!
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Seen and Heard at the Oscars
The hottest accessory on this year's Oscar red carpet was carried beneath the designer gowns.
Nicole Kidman, Jessica Alba and most noticeably Cate Blanchett brought baby bumps to the Academy Awards. And though Angelina Jolie was nowhere to be found, hers got a big shout-out from host Jon Stewart, who noted the number of actresses who are expecting.
"This is so exciting. The baby goes to ... Angelina Jolie," Stewart said, opening a fake envelope as photos of Blanchett, Alba and Kidman flashed on the screen. "Angelina couldn't be with us tonight. It's tough to get 17 baby sitters on Oscar night."
Alba, with fiancee Cash Warren at her side, was serene in a deep purple strapless gown with purple feathers decorating her bodice.
"I'm not really terribly nervous," she said before the show. "Being pregnant is like taking a sedative." [The AP]
Apparantly, birth control is not "in" among the celebs.
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mmmmmyaaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnn!!!!
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They should have won an award!
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Mommy?
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Oh how I long for those milk buckets.
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God bless whoever took that photo. You deserve an Edward R. Murrow award for photojournalism.
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There is nothing hotter than when you are doing a pregnant woman and milk squirts out of her milk cartons.
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What a great shot!!! kudos to the photog
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Great photo. Her tits look incredible. Keep on growing...
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Hands down one of the most beautiful woman in the world. And it looks like she is getting better.
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^^^ uhh wouldnt go that far buddy. She's nice but ur stretchin it with "the most beautiful in the world" bizness mayne.
BTW notice how better she looks with MORE wieght on her. Just a thought to you anorexic whore lovin guys out there.
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Her career is over before it started, 2 years from now, will be asking, who's that single mother?
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i envy her baby. he/she will get to suck on those titties!
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daaaaayyyyyuuummmmm
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They look perfect!
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those are just awesome...
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WTF? I didn´t know the tits were that juicy, yummy! The face is still boring though.
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MILF
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“I’m excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please.â€
My brains cells are depleting from just reading this idiot's comments. WTF DOES SHE MEAN BY "I'M NOT REALLY TERRIBLY NERVOUS" ANYWAY? There goes more brain cells. I gotta go. Bye!
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TO 11. You mean fatter. I love how in every interview.. she tries to make herself come out as some kind of Hollywood victim, like she has SUCH a hard time getting roles or something. Well maybe if you learned how to act worth a shit you’d be getting better roles.
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Yeah enough of this chick already...I'm not gonna lie she is beautiful but such a shitty actress!
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so nice and plump. got milk?
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BEAUTIFUL GIRL!
GONNA BE SUCH A HAWT BABY!!
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I HATE alba....but i would titty bang those all night long.
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Dat_DoOd
^^^ uhh wouldnt go that far buddy. She's nice but ur stretchin it with "the most beautiful in the world" bizness mayne.
BTW notice how better she looks with MORE wieght on her. Just a thought to you anorexic whore lovin guys out there.
agreed!!!!!!
she looks like a man, and would it kill her to smile once and a while? ha ha celulite and cankles lol, not to worry i bet she just pukes out all her "meals" ( you know, cigs, life savers, an almond and a black coffee.) as usual. get over her already
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walker
“I’m excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please.â€
My brains cells are depleting from just reading this idiot's comments. WTF DOES SHE MEAN BY "I'M NOT REALLY TERRIBLY NERVOUS" ANYWAY? There goes more brain cells. I gotta go. Bye!
LOL!!!!!! so true!
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