Bastardly Breaking News! Mariah Carey Wore Black Bra To TRL!
Thursday, February 28th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Mariah Carey reveals her toned new look in beauty-and-the-geek video
Singer Mariah Carey shows off her new toned body in her latest music video which sees her cavorting about semi-clothed in a nerd's fantasy.
The video for the aptly named single Touch My Body was shot by X-Men director Brett Ratner.
"Mariah looks better than she has ever looked. It's ridiculous," Ratner said.
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I wondered if she worked for it... or sucked that fat out!
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She looks really good, but you can see her age in her eyes.
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There was a time, in her early career, when I was obsessed with this woman. Her poster was on my wall and all, but she went crazy and I took my poster down.
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She looks much better without that jacket...still has a nice shape too....but I don't like her face.
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Now that is an excellent caption!
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Nice stripper heels, Mariah.
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Wait.
I retract my previous statement...those ARE really cute wedges....
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Ain't that the intern from 30 Rock?
But enough about him. I always thought Mariah had a nice body. But it would be completely killer if she did Pilates or something. Great singing talents too. Would listen to her music more if record producers didn't keep mucking around with her voice.
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her body does look good here. curvy yet tight.
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i can see labia
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first glance, that guy looks like an uglier, dorkier (if you can believe it) version of tom cruise. i think it's that goofy fucking smile and side swept hair.
mariah looks skinnier than normal? good for her.
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What's with all the Mimi postings of late?
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He looks like a worse version of Tom Cruise.
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kenneth
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That body doesn't look bad at all.
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Gabriella-
My thoughts exactly!! Totally Tom Cruise + a little nerdiness - a whole lotta crazy.
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awe i love this guy.....he's so dorky and funny. check out his videos
www.funnyordie.com/videos/f1a5a4cbe6
www.funnyordie.com/videos/2f86affb68
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i like her outfit
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shoes are horrendous.. but she looks good otherwise
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Juicy Fruit!
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hot bod. shit clothes.
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