Eva Longoria Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, February 28th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Tila Tequila's Stripper Friends Video [HollywoodTuna]
- Erica Chevillar is a sexy former teacher [CO-ED Magazine]
- Juliette Lewis Has a Nipple Slip [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Nicole Richie To Hit Broadway? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hulk was getting a little on the side [Celebslam]
- 'In praise of...'Ana De La Reguera, Gary Dourdan, Hugh Jackman and Tanja Reichert. [The Bastardly Society]
- True Bible Stories [Flabber]
- The Wino is back on drugs [Dlisted]
- Hayden as a whore on Law & Order [Tasteful Celebs]
- Hayden and Miley do tonight's America's Best Dance Crew! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Project Runway castoff Sweet P. disses Heidi Klum's Oscar dress [Cele|bitchy]
- Lindsay Lohan in Daisy Dukes [CityRag]
- Rihanna+Chris Brown=Cutest Couple Ever! [Fatback Media]
- Anne Hathaway in Get Smart [DerekHail]
- Random Mary-Kate Olsen Appearance [Celeb Warship]
- Loni Anderson is a Hot Sexagenarian [The Grumpiest]
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are totally doing it [The Blemish]
- Step Brothers Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
...and Miley Cyrus drinking ketchup
























Ahh ...yes I see she's still wearing my underwear...good girl...Yummmy.
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Best I have seen her look in a long time...
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Eva was on the Tavis Smiley show a few weeks ago, and she was wearing this short little beige skirt with sexy high heels, and Tavis was talking to her and I was staring at her and all I could think was how unbelievably hot she is. I mean, I was looking at her and I had a hardon and then she opened her mouth. She opens her mouth and her hotness quotient drops in half, immediatelty. That being said, I'd love to stick my dick in Miley Cyrus for just one minute, that's all. Would that be enough to put me in jail? Just one minute. And I promise not to squirt while I'm in there. I swear I won't.
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whore.
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Didn't know she had a tramp stamp - not surprised..
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If you look at her candids she doesn't look THAT different people. Sure, there is make-up and lighting (lighting -- which does practically EVERYTHING!) in a photoshoot, but not THAT much photoshop, at least not here
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
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I saw Miley performing on Leno last night and she sounded...*gasp*...GOOD! I was very very very surprised.
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well, Kay Hanley from Letters To Cleo does her backing vocals, and, half of American Hi-Fi is in her band....
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wow she looks damn hot right there. yessir
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Hey guys, these are kinda, um, alittle, uh, sorta um.. old.
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these are old pics. she looks great in them though
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Yeah she's annoying, yeah she's a bitch, yeah she's a sucky actress. But holy shit, she is smoking ass hot. There will be jizz flying around this joint shortly.
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So bastardly caters to the bestiality audience, now? Why else would they post pics of a rat.
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look, her midget body is tall as the surface of that that small drawer
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Yeah she looks damn good here but after seeing her sans makeup... my world just hasn't been the same since.
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She has an a$$ like a nine year old boy
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She looks hot, what's wrong with you fags.
and she looks pretty much the same as she does in candids.. so wtf is up with all the photoshop comments ?!
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Tighty whities on men are retarded (it's really nerdy to keep wearing the same undies your momma put you in when you were 5), and they look bad on women, too.
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Is this the "What I used to wear underneath my taco bell uniform." fashion shoot?
Or is it the "What Tony makes me wear after being in a NBA locker room all day."
Besides that, Eva is looking smoking hot in these pics. I know that my girlfriend would not wear manpanties. "What's that you say? You would? Oh, that's right, I make decisions for you, because you live in my mind and not my parents basement."
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shes looks so good with hours of mastered and priffesional photoshop and airbrushing, now shes fuckable
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#22...id suggest that anyone making those saw the bikini candids they posted here recently.
check those out, maybe it will help you understand the comments about photoshop and her.
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Longwhoria looks like her ass smells of shit.
Miley sounds like white trash in that ketchup drinking clip. No surprise there.
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If I wasn't so tired of her, I would admit she looks pretty sexy in some of these shots.
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her stanky/runny quesadilla is gonna ruin that underwear...
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Is that an ad for photoshop? But anyway very sexy.
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As ugly as she is pointless.
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This annoying little WHORE looks Really HOT in these pics
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^ lmfao
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wow. magazines should just stop using photoshop. that doesnt even look like her anymore. i mean yeah it looks way better than her but please. Sicl of seeing unrealistic fake people. Might as well put wigs on a mannequin if they want u to drool over a plastic looking thing that resembles a human being. hah
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