Not Pregnant Looking Jessica Alba Does Elle Magazine
Thursday, February 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Bastardly J.Alba haters will be happy about this...
Pregnant Alba fell backstage at Oscars
Pregnant actress Jessica Alba is counting her lucky stars after suffering a terrifying tumble backstage at the Academy Awards on Sunday.
Alba, who is in her third trimester, was caught just in time by fiance Cash Warren.
And the 26-year-old Latina is astonished normally eagle-eyed photographers missed the whole thing - because she fell right in front of them. [IOL]
I'm sure it wasn't quite that dramatic. She prob caught her toe, $ raised her hand to steady her but by then she had caught her balance by then.
Yes, I h8 $ Warren. Because he is ruining Alba. She should be ruined by me, instead.
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A pregnant woman falling is not funny, no matter who it is. Sorry to be UN-Bastardly.
Anyways, I hate Cash too.
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So she almost fell on her fat, annoying, money-grubbing ass. Who gives a fuck.
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So she almost fell on her fat, annoying, money-grubbing ass. Who gives a fuck.
LOL i would laugh if she tripped over her uber huge feet!!!!
shes so annoying. not latina, now she is, because shes expecting a "brown baby" and wants to teach the kid spanish ( wait, i thought she and her "papa" didnt even KNOW espanol??!!! LOL )and NOT english until the kid ( or twins )is/are in like, 1st grade or something. better ditch "acting for fugly, overrated dumassess" for "the idiot's guide for not confusing your children"
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