Bastardly Fashion Rating: Jade Parfitt @ Dom Perignon OEnotheque 1995 Launch
Friday, February 29th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped @ The Landau in London
If you're looking for more info on this English supermodel, check here.
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It would prob help a lot!
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yuk
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HELL NO
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Body bag
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Her? An english supermodel? She so ugly it's shocking!
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Looks like someone took Martina Navratalova and crossed her genes with LeeLee Sobiesky and than put them in a blender and picked out the worst parts and put them together.
Also, needless to say, looks like her dress has got caught in a turbine.
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Brown bag or a remington 870
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You may need a 357 magnum just to get past that nose. Either way I opt for the firearms option. This is a war worth fighting.
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yes please brown bag it please
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wow this bitch is ugleeeeeeeh!
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it wouldnt help you but help me a lot with my eye health
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I kind of like her face.
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please brown bag this bitch
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