Bastardly Asks
Does Anyone Care To Comment On This Photo Of Snooki?
Friday, February 12th, 2010 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Snooki has a photo scandal now... big surprise. Who cares? 
Does AnnaLynne McCord Have A Proactive Sponsorship Yet?
Thursday, February 11th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
...Because she really needs it! I feel kinda bad for her and knowing how whores herself out to cameras so much more than her other "90210" counterparts, I'm pretty sure AnnaLynne's doing everything possible in order to clear things up a bit. Let's hope she stays away from L.A.'s evil surgeon population...
Anyway, these were snapped at the 2nd Annual Big Game Big Give Fundraiser held before the Super Bowl this past weekend in Miami.
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What's That White Stuff Near Kate Moss' Crotch?
Thursday, February 4th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKate Moss was photographed leaving her home in London with a white stain on her black pants.... given it's Kate Moss, let the guessing begin.
Why Does Leighton Meester Look So Sad on the "Gossip Girl" Set?
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
These were snapped last week in Manhattan.Is she tired from a rough night at the recording studio or is it something deeper? Maybe she's pissed that all major movie roles are going to her "Gossip Girl" co-star, Blake Lively? Or maybe she's just sexually frustrated? Any other theories out there?
Anyway, Leighton shouldn't be too sad b/c she'll be in two fairly big flicks this year. First is the comedy "Date Night" co-starring Steve Carell and Tina Fey (releases April 19th) & another is a horror flick called "The Roommate," which also stars Minka Kelly (lesbian scene alert! lesbian scene alert!). The latter hits theaters on September 17th.
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Who Invited Phoebe Price To The 2010 Grammy Awards?
Monday, February 1st, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe folks over at the Grammy office must've had a lot of extra tickets available with the likes of Phoebe Price and Snooki making it on the red carpet.
Bastadly Asks: What's Tori Spelling Morphing Into?
Monday, January 11th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Let's say this is the best photo from the set! Anyway, these were snapped at NBC Universal's Press Tour Cocktail Party held in Los Angeles.
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Who Inivited Audrina Patridge To The "Avatar" Premiere?
Thursday, December 17th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAudrina Patridge is not in Avatar but somehow slept her way to the red carpet for the premiere...
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Question: What Brand Sunglasses Is Tila Tequila Rocking?
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped in the evening earlier this week as Tila arrived into LAX.
I spent about five minutes of my obviously-not-so-precious time searching for these shades on the web, but no cigar. I know one of you bastards will answer back in a second with a link, so thank you in advance.
I don't really wanna add them to my personal collection, but just wanna give the designer a shout-out for creating some whack ass sunglasses designed specifically for aspiring attention whores around the globe. Here's a closer look...
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Who Invited Whitney Port To The Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party?
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinBoring Whitney Port says that she doesn't know who to trust. Sure, okay, whatever, boring.
“The most embarrassing moment of my TV career to date came when I found out from a friend that my boyfriend was cheating on me,”
“Whoever you are and however it happens, that is a humbling, horrible moment, but when the cameras are on you, waiting for your reaction, you just feel pathetic and totally naive.”
“You wonder, did the producers know he was cheating? It gets very difficult to know who to trust.”
“I never expected this,” the 24-year-old says. “I am the most drama-free, non attention-seeking person out there.
“When the MTV producers asked me to do The City I said, ‘Why me?’ I am so not the reality TV show type.” Source
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Who Invited Stephanie Pratt To The Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party?
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinStephanie Pratt spent a few hours in jail when arrested for suspicion of DUI. Here's her take of the experience as she said to the LAPD that "You don't know what you're doing to me!"
“The first four hours of jail my head was down, I was hunched over telling the cops ‘you don't know what this is doing to me. My parents are just going to freak out.’ I felt awful and I was sobering up,”
“It wasn't like I was passed out and got to sleep. I was up for nine hours thinking about what I had done. The next five hours I was thinking, 'This isn't going to defeat me, you're strong enough. You're not going to mess up. It's a blessing that you’ve got this time to get it together.'” Source
