Bastardly Boob Reviews
Olesya Rulin Needs To Only Smile With Her Mouth Closed
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped over the weekend at the 7th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood PartyWe fell in love with this chick when we saw her picking up trash wearing a bikini at a beach in L.A. And, for the record, she only looks like she's 14---she's actually 23!
Here's a pic of her smiling with her mouth open. Aaaw, baby teeth!!

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Leila Ben Khalifa @ amfAR's Inaugural Milan Fashion Week Event
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinHere's what 30 seconds of Googling yields...
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Dita Von Teese Markets Her New Wonderbra Line in London
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The second line of lingerie for the world famous Wonderbra brand is called the Party Edition. Dita, along with a couple other models, were at the Dorchester Hotel in London lookin' juicy as ever.
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Emmanuelle Chriqui was the Hottest One @ HBO's Emmy Party
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Hope these photos help to brighten up everyone's Tuesday afternoon...
Anyway, I still can't believe she's sleeping w/ this dude, but at the same time it's nice to know that Emmanuelle favors personality and money over good looks. YOU GO GIRL!!
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Kristin Chenoweth @ 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEven though her show's now canceled, Kristin Chenoweth won best supporting actress for her role in ABC's "Pushing Daisies." She provided some nice entertainment during the awards...
"I don't know why I'm crying," she said, after thanking her parents. "I'm unemployed now, and I'd like to be on Mad Men. I also like The Office and '24'." Chenoweth concluded by thanking the TV Academy for recognizing a show no longer on the air. [Source]
Nancy O'Dell @ 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinHere's more info:
Nancy Humphries O'Dell (born February 25, 1966)[1] is an American television host and entertainment journalist.
In 2009, O'Dell was also the host of NBC's pre-show for the 66th Annual Golden Globes with both Tiki Barber and Brooke Burke. She also starred as herself in the new Hannah Montana Season 3 episode Cheat It.
It was announced on August 21, 2009 that Nancy has booked a guest appearance on the new Fox sitcom Brothers — and a spot in the wrestling ring on WWE's SummerSlam. [Source]
Christina Hendricks @ 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinLast year, Christina Hendricks won "Best Boobies @ The Emmys" honors, but this year she decided to hide the goodies for some reason...
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Padma Lakshmi @ 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinLike we always say, we're still baffled at how this woman had sex with Salman Rushdie. I don't give a shit how smart he is, damn it...
Anyway, Padma walked the red carpet in a beautiful Badgley Mischka dress that helped to accentuate her most important assets. If you like what you see, make sure catch Padma & her culinary friends on the latest season of Top Chef, which kicked off in August.
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BREAKING!! Mischa Barton Nearly Fell Walking Inside Bryant Park!
Monday, September 21st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Tragedy nearly struck last week as New York Fashion Week came to a screeching halt. While walking to a fashion show with friends, Mischa had trouble walking on the cobbled stone walkway inside Bryant Park. Reports of possible damage to her $5,000 Louboutins are still being researched, but thankfully Mischa's walked away unscathed from the near career-shattering incident. Calls to her Mischa's agent for an update went unanswered.
After coming off suicidal psychiatric issues during which he had to be hospitalized in L.A., Mischa's slowly crawling her way back to recovery, so the last thing Mischa needs at this point in her career is an annoying sprained ankle. She currently stars in an Aston Kutcher-produced series titled "The Beautiful Life," which focuses attention on life in NYC's cracked-out, highly competitive fashion industry. The show premiered last week.
Roselyn Sanchez @ 2009 Alma Awards
Friday, September 18th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe 36-year old Puerto Rican bombshell Roselyn Sanchez currently stars in the CBS series "Without a Trace," where she has played the role of Agent Elena Delgado since 2005.
You can check out Roselyn & other favorite Latina-flavored actresses later this evening during the 2009 ALMA Awards on ABC. The award show attempts to honor American Latinos for their success in television, music, and sports. Hosted by Eva Longoria & comedia George Lopez, the award show will air later tonight on ABC. Check the official website for more info.





















