Bastardly Booty Rating

The event was hosted by Fashion Group International of Los Angeles.

For all you Dania fans, make sure you catch her Monday evenings on NBC's "Heroes." If you're missed episodes for one reason or another, hit up the show's official website to watch them online.

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Hey, just be glad King Douche isn't present in these pics. And, just in case you missed out on a flood posts featuring Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant, here's a quick review:

Heidi Montag Still Scheduled To Perform @ Miss Universe 2009

Heidi Montag: Miss Universe Pageant Performance Rehearsal

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Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.com; These were snapped earlier today.

Over the weekend, Jay-Z & Beyonce boarded their ultra-lux yacht (paid for by millions of hip hop fans around the globe) and hit up beautiful Dubrovnik, a Croatian city on the Adriatic Sea coast. Beyonce spent the day enjoying the water, while Jay-Z sat on the upper deck of the yacht looking like a total pimp at the top of his game. Bastard.

I'm pretty sure the entire trip is gonna be a tax deduction on the couple's 2010 return since Beyonce will probably schedule one of her "Sasha Fierce" concerts in Croatia. Damn them both to hell!! (I say that out of pure envy, of course).

And, on a side note: While Beyonce's understandably world renowned for her booty, I have to admit, Amber Rose's booty is far-far juicier. We'll need a close-up of Beyonce Bootay for confirmation, though...

Here's the couple as they hit the city for some upscale dining...


And, here's what happens when the papz fuck with Beyonce & her crew:

Video Credit: Dude down below in the comments

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This matchup was bound to happen one of these days, so it's only fitting that it happen on Bastardly.com. Anyway, these were snapped earlier today as the most famous Lady (at the moment) arrived at some local radio station in Sydney, Australia.

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Photo Credit: SPLASH NEWS

No worries, it's only Monday, so we have an entire week to redeem ourselves back to Bastardly Hotness Standards. Anyway, these pics were snapped over the weekend as the Williams sisters invaded Miami Beach.

Just because I know all you bastards are thinking about it, here's a close-up of Serena's ass:
Photo Credit: SPLASH NEWS

You gotta admit, this looks much better than this:

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These were snapped at Boston's House of Blues

So, does Lady GaGa's entire performance comprise of her singing with her back turned to the audience? Anyway, make sure you hit up her Bastardly Category to many more interesting pics from her past performances!

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Who wants some?

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For all you Khloe fans, make sure you check her out in the upcoming season of "Celebrity Apprentice" which officially kicks off on NBC March 1st @ 9PM EST. Other personalities this season include Clint Black, Andrew Dice Clay, professional poker player Annie Duke, Tom Green, boobalicious LPGA golfer Natalie Gulbis, figure skater Scott Hamilton, noted motorcycle enthusiast Jesse James, professional suitcase holder Claudia Jordan, Brian McKnight, Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers, Playboy bunny Brande Roderick, Dennis Rodman, Heisman Trophy winner and former Dallas Cowboys running back Herschel Walker, and Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins.

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Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

Wow, it's seriously been months since we've seen Jessica Biel's tight lil' booty walking her dogs. I always wonder why JT wastes his time with a chick who looks like Jessica, but then I see her sculpted ass and it all makes sense.

Anyway, the couple recently purchased a fifth-floor condo at the Pearline Soap Factory in Tribeca. Actually, Justin owns the pad & Jessica will simply live in it until Justin finds someone hotter w/ a similar ass. According to property records, JT picked up the three-bedroom condo for $4.774 million, nearly half a million less than the asking price of $5.25 million. Wanna see pics of his new place?

Since I know you bastards wanna see another angle, here's the Bastardly Ass Profile Cam in full action...
Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

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In honor of last week's Ali Later post.

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- Batman is Mr. Freeze te slim af [Flabber]
- Chris Brown's New Song Is a Commercial! [Celeb Parasite]
- Jamie Lynn Spears plans late fall wedding [Cele|bitchy]
- Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Break Up [Gone Hollywood]
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- RYAN SEACREST ATTACKED BY SHARK! [Mamarazzi]
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And of course...

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