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Caption This! (Shayne Lamas Takes It In The Face Edition!)
Saturday, November 7th, 2009 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Jackson
Shayne Lamas, daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and Michele Cathy Smith, and former stepdaughter of Shauna Sand, celebrated her 24th birthday last night in Vegas at Coyote Ugly Saloon in the New York New York Hotel.Scandalously Related Stories:
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Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were taken during Kelly Brook's debut in "Calendar Girls" at the Noel Coward Theatre.
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Friday, October 30th, 2009 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

I understand this is an old pic (from an Internet standpoint), but just saw Glimmer commented with the pic in the Katy Perry birthday post from earlier this week.
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Caption This! (Jessica-Jane Clement Bikini Edition!)
Monday, October 26th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Jessica-Jane Clement (born 24 February 1985 in Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England) is an English glamour model, actress, and television presenter. Source
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Friday, October 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAudrina Patridge and Lauren Bosworth were "filming" a scene for The Hills at Fratelli Cafe on Melrose Ave.
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Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI guess hitting up Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch is on every celeb's to-do list this Halloween season...
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Caption This! (Minka Kelly Practices Mic Holding Technique!!!)
Friday, October 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSure... Minka Kelly really is yawning while in line at LAX.
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Caption This! (Kelly Clarkson Eats A Salad Edition!!!)
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Jackson
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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These were snapped at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards over the weekend.





















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