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Caption This! (Hayden Panettiere Shortest Person In Dusseldorf, Germany!)
Sunday, March 21st, 2010 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Hayden Panettiere was spotted last night attending a boxing event (not sure about this one) in Dusseldorf, Germany. So, what's up with Hayden and her fetish with men who're 5x her size?
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Caption This! (Kristin Cavallari Opens Wide Edition!!!)
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Kristin Cavallari was out with Audrina Patridge and friends at Industry Nightclub in West Hollywood.Scandalously Related Stories:
Caption This! (Elmo Feels Up Aubrey O'Day Edition!!!)
Monday, March 15th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAubrey O'Day launched her milkshake "Aubrey's Cherrydise" at Millions of Milkshakes. A percentage of the profits will benefit the Red Cross for Haiti and Chile.
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Caption This! (Take A Peak At Maggie Gyllenhaal Edition!)
Thursday, March 11th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinMaggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard @ 2010 Film Independent's Spirit Awards.
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Caption This! (Leighton Meester on her Cellphone on the "Gossip Girl" Set!)
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

These pics were snapped yesterday in Manhattan, but the pics you should be looking at are those of Leighton hitting up the Haze nightclub inside the Aria Hotel & Casino in Vegas. Leighton performed at the venue the same night. All we gotta say is, "TAAAA-DAAAYUUUMMM!"
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Caption This! (Kim Kardashian Allowed Inside The Cockpit!)
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The rest of the pics were snapped over the weekend when Kim promoted her new fragrance at TAO Nightclub in Las Vegas.
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Caption This! (Katie Holmes Opens Up Edition!)
Thursday, February 11th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKatie Holmes went to Magnolia's Bakery in NYC. That is all.
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Caption This! (Two Really Cool Guys Edition!!!)
Friday, February 5th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinMike "The Situation" Sorrentino and DJ Pauly D at LAX...
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Caption This! (Adam Lambert Checks Out Katy Perry @ The Grammys)
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

If it came down to it, I'm pretty sure Katy Perry would sleep with Adam Lambert (even though he's gay & she's fake-engaged to manwhore Russell Brand) just so she can stay in the money-game...
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Caption This! (KellyOsbourne Still Being Photographed Edition!)
Monday, February 1st, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinApparently Kelly Osbourne is trying to get acting roles...
"I had an audition for a film role last week -- I can't say what it is yet -- and I've just heard back that I'm still in the running. The audition was pretty scary. You turn up and there's a room full of people all going for the same role. It feels very competitive as everyone's checking each other out." Source




















