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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bought Lunch @ Koo Koo Roo Chicken Bistro!
Monday, March 15th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAlmost 4 years ago we did a post on Jennifer Love Hewitt going to Koo Koo Roo with then-boyfriend Ross McCall.
Anyways, after dating Jamie Kennedy for a year, the two have broken up. Anyways, they say they're still friends... oh, and Jennifer Love Hewitt has a book coming out on March 23rd, "The Day I Shot Cupid". Here she is on The George Lopez Show talking about her vajazzeling.
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Gabby Sidibe Went To Eat Lunch @ Baltazar Restaurant in NYC
Monday, March 15th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinHoward Stern on Gabby Sidibe:
"There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone's pretending she's a part of show business and she's never going to be in another movie. She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she's never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?" Source
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Charlize Theron Lookin' Hot As She Arrives In Paris!
Saturday, March 13th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEven though she had to deal with constant travel-related delays, Charlize Theron kept her cool & looked sexier than ever. She's definitely in a unique category of celebrities whose hotness level seems to be improving with time, so let's hope she can keep this up for years to come.
These pics were snapped earlier today in Paris as Charlize left the airport & arrived at her hotel.
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BREAKING!! Jailbait Taylor Momsen Smokes Marlboros!
Thursday, March 11th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
These were snapped last week on the "Gossip Girl" set.So, is this just a part of Taylor Momsen's cleverly devised punk rock image or does someone really buy her packs of cigarettes so she can smoke away the various stresses of her on-the-go celebrity lifestyle?

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ADRIANA LIMA STILL ALIVE; SPOTTED AT PARIS FASHION SHOW!
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped on Sunday at the Givenchy fashion show as part of the Paris Womenswear Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2011.
I can't tell how long I've been waiting for Adriana to finally make her return to the scene after popping out a lil' kid (daughter Valentina Lima Jarić) last year (courtesy of bastard Marko Jaric, who, for all we know, drugged up poor Adriana one night & had unprotected sex with her). Following their delivery of their first child last November, it's rumored that Adriana applied for Serbian citizenship following their wedding on Valentine's Day last year.
How frickin' crazy is that?
We'll set aside the envy-induced hatred for Marko & send out our congrats to the man who stole the heart of one of the world's most beautiful women---and he did it all while sitting on the bench for the Memphis Grizzlies & various other teams. At the end of last season ('08-'09), Marko stopped playing NBA ball and had the remaining two years of his contract ($15mil) bought out by Real Madrid.
UPDATE!! New pictures of Adriana without the coat! OW!

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BREAKING! Lindsay Lohan Walks Around Paris Trying To Look Important!
Saturday, March 6th, 2010 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYesterday we reported that Lindsay Lohan was denied entrance into a Christian Dior fashion show b/c she arrived fashionably late while forgetting one small detail: She's merely a D-list camera whore and not the editor of Vogue.
Anyway, later in the evening Lindsay was spotted doing what does best--walking to a exclusive club (VIP Room) to get wasted and have Drunken Sugar Daddy Sex.
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BREAKING!! Doutzen Kroes Looked Tired At Mexico City Airport!
Friday, March 5th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday.It looks like she's not wearing much makeup, bsout I gotta give up to Doutzen for still lookin' pretty damn hot! YOU GO GIRL!
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BREAKING! Taylor Momsen Performed at the Highline Last Night!
Friday, March 5th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped last night as "Gossip Girl" Taylor Momsen preforms with producers, Ben Phillips, Kato Khandwala, Carl Sturken & Evan Rogers at the Highline Ballroom. Taylor only sang one song accompanied by an acoustic guitar.
I'm sorry, but I had no idea this chick was also a musician---I just thought she dressed like a punk rocker b/c people told her to. Anyway, to land a gig at the Highline either means you're really good or you have connections. In Taylor's case, we'll go w/ the latter.
After listening to her latest single "Zombie," I gotta admit, I appreciate Taylor Momsen's songwriting far more than Taylor Swift's (which isn't saying much, but whatever). And, for the record, I'm still shocked they gave T. Swift all those Grammy awards. Kind of sad what music has come to these days.
Take a listen to "Zombie" below:
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BREAKING!! Lady GaGa Dressed Somewhat Normally! (We Think)
Friday, March 5th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

When you compare this latest outfit to her previous three outings (here, here, here), this looks bland & boring...
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Ashton Kutcher Carries Socks, Suitcase, and Drink AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Thursday, March 4th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinFor the ladies, Ashton Kutcher looking like he just got out of bed running errands in L.A. After appearing in Valentine's Day, the supposed next project for Ashton is a buddy-cop movie with Jamie Foxx, with Ashton being the lead and Jamie as the co-lead. Source




















