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Nicole Kidman Pimps A Nike Hat As She Leaves For A Workout!

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Nicole Kidman & husband Keith Urban bounced out of their plush Manhanttan pad separately earlier this morning. Nicole appears to be going for her daily workout & Keith looks like he's gonna meet-up with a hot 20-something film student in the East Village (we're just guessing about Keith's plans, but if we were him, that's what we'd do).

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Breaking!! Nicole Scherzinger Bought Jeans @ Adriano Goldschmied!

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These were snapped yesterday as Nicole did some shopping in luxuriously beautiful Beverly Hills.

And, lll you girls looking to drop a couple hundred bones on some tight-fitting premium denim, hit up AG Jeans' official store to place your order!

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BREAKING!! Bastardly.com Commits Suicide. Moejackson.com Born!

This image is here purely to get your attention. It worked, right?

Committing Internet suicide was kinda cool, to tell you the truth.

Thanks to one's reincarnation abilities on the Internet, we've chosen to go with Moejackson.com as the new body that will house all the useless content your heart can ever desire.

At this point I would go into various reasons behind the change, but taking into consideration the extremely short attention span of the typical Bastardly reader, you've already stopped reading and are currently searching for bikini pics. We recommend this post as our personal favorite (Jackson would agree).

In closing, Bastardly's name might have changed, but the Bastardly state of mind is stronger than ever (whatever that means). Stay tuned for some of the greatest content that you can also find on thousands & thousands of other gossip sites (minus the patented Bastardly touch, of course)!

Once again, thank you for wasting your precious time with us.

UPDATE: Our First "WTF?" E-Mail! Aaaw!
Subject: Dude...

What is the deal with this moejackson nonsense?

the bastardly is a GREAT fucking name for this site.

please change it back. for real man.

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Hayden Panettiere Leaving "Live with Regis & Kelly"

The overexposure of Hayden Panettiere continues as she desperately tries to get some buzz going for her new movie, I Love You, Beth Cooper. Admittedly, Hayden's appearance on the Late Show was pretty hot but the next day everyone shifted their focus to Emma Watson. All Hayden needs to do is an Emma Watson wardrobe malfunction and she'll really climb up the searches. We've seen Hayden's panties before so she should just do something like that again come the L.A. premiere. Anyways, also looks like Mrs. Panettiere wants some of the publicity action too.

Here's the trailer:


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Breaking! Eva Mendes Drinks Starbucks Coffee & Uses A Blackberry!


These were snapped just yesterday as Eva was out & about in Beverly Hills running some errands.

It's so sad that Eva's last movie "The Spirit" bombed at the box-office late last year as the financial crisis raged through the world. I really think she has a lot of potential to succeed in Hollywood, so it's fairly obvious that she's sleeping with totally the wrong group of people. Evan Mendes needs to a rich & powerful Jewish man in her life, damn it! Trust us on this, Eva! Just look what bagging a Jewish boyfriend from NYC did for Heather Graham's career...

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Christina Ricci Drives A Mercedes Benz C300!

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Christina Ricci recently called off her engagement to Owen Benjamin (who?) and has yet to make the news again being seen with some other dude. Rather the last time we saw Christina, she purposely decided not to wear a bra; unfortunately this time she does.

Christina is filmed After.Life in NYC and will be appearing in three episodes on TNT's Saving Grace.

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