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BREAKING!! Mila Kunis Sips Coffee & Walks AT THE SAME TIME!
Tuesday, May 8th, 2012 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsHaving said that, just think of Mila's scrumptious abilities behind closed doors! OW!
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the "Black Swan" actress was seen cat-walking around Midtown, NYC. For those of you missed the news, last week a homeless dude was detained by the hardworking LAPD after he followed the Mila to the gym. Since when is it a crime to follow really hot chicks?! Come on now!
With regards to her latest projects, Mila's next film hitting theaters is "Ted," which is written, produced & directed by "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane. Aside from him also starring in the film, the cast incldues Mark Wahlberg, Laura Vandervoort, Giovanni Ribisi, and Joel McHale. Here's some plot action:
John (Mark Wahlberg) is a perfectly normal Boston native whose childhood wish for his teddy bear to come to life comes true. The bear, Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) remains his best friend well into his adult years. Conflict emerges when Ted's irresponsible and vulgar slacker lifestyle comes in the way of John's attempt to embrace his adulthood and the woman of his dreams, Lori (Mila Kunis). [Source]
BREAKING!! Jessica Alba Gets Cash Out Of Shady ATM in SoHo!
Monday, May 7th, 2012 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesConsidering Jessica Alba has no projects in the works at the moment, I'm assuming she's in the city pimping her new company, Honest.com. She was spotted cruising around SoHo earlier today with coffee in hand.
The start-up, which is backed by famed Silicon Valley entrepreneur Brian Lee, aspires to to supply eco-friendly baby products on a subscription basis. If she hits it big with this company, she could seriously be a ga-zillionaire, assuming her "founder" status is more than just a marketing gimmick to help promote the service.
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WeHo: BREAKING!! Minka Kelly Feeds Parking Meter & Hits Pressed Juicery!
Saturday, April 21st, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineNormally, detoxing falls into that shortlist of topics we choose not to discuss on the site, but we'll make an exception for certain celebrities. "The Roommate" star Minka Kelly was seen hitting up a Pressed Juicery location in West Hollywood yesterday afternoon. It appears she wants to make sure her insides are just as delicious as the outside. OW! For those of you who don't know much about the company's products, here's more juice:
Pressed Juicery’s signature cleanse programs are designed to help you detox in a simple, streamlined manner that won’t get in the way of your everyday life. We know you’re busy ‐ so let us do the work. Our programs are pre‐selected beverage combinations. You can choose a 3 or 5 day cleanse to suit your lifestyle. Cleanse programs consist of 8 fresh beverages that are delivered to your doorstep each morning and will sustain you throughout the day in place of solids foods. Click here to learn more about How it Works. Click here to learn more about How it Works. [Source]
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BREAKING!! Jessica Alba Bought A Bose Computer MusicMonitor!!
Tuesday, April 10th, 2012 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineNot much is going on in Jessica Alba's entertainment career at the moment besides her recent consumer goods business venture Honest.com with famed Silicon Valley entrepreneur Brian Lee (dude behind ShoeDazzle & LegalZoom). For those of you who don't know, The Honest Company aspires to use J.Alba's fame to pimp a more eco-friendly, stylish & cost-effective options for new moms. Monthly rates are $35.99 for miscellaneous items (detergents, shampoos & creams) & $80 for a monthly supply of diapers & wipes. Not a bad cash-cow Jessica Alba & family if this takes off considering the diaper industry is roughly $8 billion, but good luck to J.Alba & team in their quest to out-market a big corporation like Procter & Gamble (owner of Pampers & Luvs).
Here's a closer look at J.Alba's latest purchase, the Bose Computer MusicMonitor. Wait, so people still buy speakers for their laptops?!
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Paris: BREAKING!! Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Engagement Ring!
Friday, April 6th, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; Pacific Coast NewsEarlier today, actress Jessica Biel was seen doing some wedding shopping in Paris just months before she & Justin Timberlake officially tie the knot after dating for a few years. Note to J.B. & J.T.: Why ruin a good thing? Just remain partners a la John Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt and keep things pressure free. Marriage, especially when you have to deal with all the pressures of celebrity life, becomes extremely difficult, if not impossible, to successfully pull off for a prolonged period of time. Even though they appear to be a healthy couple now, I still gotta file this under "Temporarily In Love" b/c we've seen this over & over again. On that note...
BREAKING! Cheyl Cole Shoots Hot New Music Video in L.A.! OW!
Monday, April 2nd, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesLooks like somebody finally decided to get their act together and go back to showcasing her hotness in front of salivating cameras. I still think Simon Cowell made a huge blunder when he listened to Fox & cut Cheryl Cole from the judging panel and replaced her with Nicole Scherzinger. Sure Nicole's crazy-hot, but obviously you need a little more than pure hotness to make things tick. The fact they had to dump Nicole from the panel probably makes the horrible decision even more apparent.
Anyway, these latest photos were snapped over the weekend as Cheryl Cole turned up the sexiness on the set of her upcoming music video in Los Angeles. Apologies for the horrible photo quality in advance!
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BREAKING!! Kim Kardashian Fills Up Her New Ferrar in L.A.! OW!
Friday, March 9th, 2012 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; FameFlynet PicturesNot exactly as hot as Minka Kelly gassing up her Audi Q5<, but Kim's sweet ass Ferrari makes up for things. These were snapped earlier today as the reality TV mogul was seen gassing up her new ride.
While Kim was at the gas station, an old dude in a wheelchair (probably hired by Kim's evil mom) approached Kim for a donation to help support the fight to rescue missing & abducted children. Normally, Kim would've told him to go away, but with all the cameras capturing her every move, she figured it'd would be a smart move to toss a few bucks in the bin.
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; FameFlynet Pictures
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BREAKING!! Ali Lohan Makes A Coffee Run In Beverly HIlls!
Friday, March 9th, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesLindsay Lohan's younger sister Ali Lohan was looking like an 8-foot tall supermodel as she cat-walked her way to grab some coffee in Beverly Hills.
So, what's everyone's take on this chick? Is it possible for Ali to have a more fucked up life than her older sister? I mean, her mom is trying her best to whore out her daughter in order to keep the cash flowing, so I can't see this ending well. I would love to see Ali succeed on the runway & then work her way through Hollywood to ultimately win an Oscar, but sadly, the Lohan Curse will be a little too much for Ali to shoulder.
Jessica Alba Squeaks Out A Smile For Papz in Santa Monica!!
Thursday, March 8th, 2012 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesEven though we're pretty sure it was in accident & Jessica Alba regrets the incident, we're happy to know that she's still capable of smiling when money isn't in play. Jessica was looking awfully fashionable yesterday afternoon as she left an office building in Santa Monica. We aren't too surprised at her high-fashion threads considering she just spent a few days enjoying the luxurious Paris Fashion Week. J.Alba is busy these days working hard at building up her new eco-friendly baby products line, The Honest Company.
Photo Credit: L.A. Confidential MagazineIn other news, Jessica is currently on the cover of L.A. Confidential magazine's March issue. In the issue she discusses her new company:
From the moment she first envisioned the company, the actress knew she wanted to do much more than just have her name on products. “Three years ago I conceptualized it, and I was all on my own,” she says. “Everyone thought I was crazy for wanting to do a consumer-products company. They were like, Why don’t you do a perfume? Or, Why don’t you do a fashion line? Then when I said I wanted to do one that was geared toward children, everyone thought I was even more crazy,” she says with a laugh.
“[And] when I said I wanted to make safer, nontoxic products, people were like, ‘What does that mean? And why and how will it be different from anything else out there?’ They thought I was nuts for wanting to launch with more than 20 products, but I know what it takes to put together a household, and I know how many products you actually go through as a parent. When we surveyed other parents, they had the same thoughts I did, so I wasn’t totally crazy—thank God.”[Read the full interview]
Photo Credit: L.A. Confidential MagazineBREAKING!! Nikki Reed Rocks Nikes To The Gym!
Tuesday, March 6th, 2012 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures"Twilight" star Nikki Reed (yes, the same chick who fell in love with & married an "American Idol" contestant) was seen hitting the gym yesterday afternoon in Studio City. Life after "Twilight" isn't looking too bad for Nikki considering she has successfully scored leads in three upcoming flicks, "Downers Grove," "Snap," & "Pawn." Read more about each on Nikki's IMDb page.



















