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Olivia Wilde Walks Two Dogs; Hits Up Intelligentsia Cafe w/ Hubby!
Friday, March 19th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back in Hollywood. More info about Intelligentsia Coffee and Tea here.It's nice to see that Olivia's longtime (been married since 2003 & any celebrity relationship lasting more than five years gets automatic "longtime" designation) husband Italian prince Tao Ruspoli actually spends quality time with his hot wife. Tao, who also earns a lil' pocket money by directing indy flicks, apparently owns a palace in Venice, Italy. I guess that's one way to bag a chick like Olivia...Lucky bastard!
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BREAKING! Mickey Rourke Uses Broken Arm To Carry Starbucks Coffee & Cigarette!
Friday, March 19th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinMickey Rourke is the embodiment of the fruits of money & fame.
When he was spiraling down the trailer trash rabbit hole a few years back, he just had his trusted dogs to keep him company. Now that he has consistent work & a fat bank account, he's got his very own mail-order Russian sex-slave, who's not only hotter than most Hollywood celebrities, but also just as freaky as those overly tattooed chicks Jesse James like to bang. Hats off to Mickey Rourke for giving all hopeless bastards in the world a reason to keep going...OW!
Anyway, these were snapped yesterday afternoon as Mickey cruised through Manhattan's pimped-out Meatpacking district with his Ruskie hottie, Anastassija Makarenko. The freaky couple were spotted shopping at an eyeglass store before returning to Mickey's pimp-pad to have long hours of cracked-out tantric sex.
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BREAKING! Ashley Greene Uses An iPhone!
Friday, March 19th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

These were snapped yesterday as Ashley catwalked her way through LAX in a sexy pair of black tights. OW!
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BREAKING! Ashley Greene Fist Pumps For St. Patrick's Day!!!
Thursday, March 18th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAshley Greene's take on nudity in films... remember she's also been only in bodypaint too.
"I will never say never. I will say, at this moment, nudity in a film is something that does turn me off because of the context that it's put into most of the films. It exploits women, and it's not artistic at all,"
"I won't say that, down the years, if I find a character and it's absolutely necessary and it tells a story, I wouldn't nix it because of that,"
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BREAKING!! Lady GaGa Uses Empty Diet Coke Cans As Hair Rollers!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

What's next?! Any guesses out there...?
These were snapped earlier today as Lady GaGa landed in Sydney to rock out a few shows.
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BREAKING! Amber Rose's Head Looking Freshly Shaved!!!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Amber Rose appears in Nicki Minja's "Massive Attack" video. No quotes from Amber Rose but here's Nicki Minhja..."I brought my BFF Amber Rose out here," Nicki said while sitting in her ride. "This is a massive attack. We shot the helicopter scene. Obviously, I had to have a hot-pink Lamborghini. We're having fun in the car, and we see a freakin' helicopter chase us. So we get on the walkie-talkie, like, 'Mayday! Mayday!' It's really fashion and beauty shots, and we're acting like we're doing something important.
"I kinda always like to do things in an unexpected fashion," she added. "I didn't want to shoot the typical new-artist vision. Thank God I have a wonderful label that stands behind me and my vision. I met Hype in a freakin' airport. I didn't recognize him without his dreads. We exchanged information, and it happened to be a week before I wanted to shoot a video. I told him the idea. Of course, I had to let Baby and Slim know and hope they would understand my expensive taste. It all came together. Sean Garrett is on the hook." Source
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BREAKING! Pamela Anderson Out & About in L.A.!!!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Pamela Anderson appears in Season 10 of Dancing With The Stars and says this about the experience:“I’m having so much fun, I’ve had no dance training – it’s so good to learn something new—I feel like I’ve gone from Baywatch to this – the last 15 years have just disappeared (in some respects).”
“But – I have such beautiful boys,” she continued of sons Brandon and Dylan with rocker Tommy Lee. “It’s been the most rewarding job raising great kids – thank God for them – and thank God I still get to play – and have fun-at 42!” Source
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BREAKING! Rachel Bilson Bought Two Drinks @ Jamba Juice!!!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Rachel Bilson is still engaged to Hayden Christensen and refers to him as a human dictionary. Great boring stuff.'Yeah, he's very, very articulate. He has a wide vocabulary and he's quite a clever guy.
'There are definitely things where I'll be like: 'I don't know what you're talking about right now.' Or: 'What does that word mean?!' We definitely have that every so often.' Source
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BREAKING! Mischa Barton Shows Off Her Meaty Legs In Beverly Hills!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Let's just say Mischa's not the ideal candidate who should be spotted walking around exposing her legs to the paparazzi. It's just not right---for the spectators, nor her self-esteem.
As we reported a couple days back, Mischa's set to appear in a total of four films this year. Now, we'd love to say that scoring leading roles in all these films is a big accomplishment, but we all know how Hollywood works. Besides all the personal, back-room favors & extremely low fees, I'm pretty sure Mischa's signing up for anything that comes her way. Whatever the case, major props to her for wringing every last penny her dwindling fame can manage to attract.

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BREAKING!! Kate Beckinsale Spotted Smoking Inside Her Car!
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped a couple days back in Los Angeles as Hollywood Super MILF Kate Beckinsale was driven around in her SUV as she enjoyed what appeared to be a very relaxing smoke.
I know some of you find smoking repulsive, but I have to admit, if I was an insecure girl living in superficial L.A. and saw Kate Beckinsale puffing away, I'd rush to the quickie-mart to bag a carton of Marlboros without a second thought! Ow!



















