Bastardly Fashion Ratings
What's Rihanna Morphing Into? Anyone Know...?
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These were snapped just a couple days back as Rihanna exited an NYC recording studio. Is she clawing her way back to 80s punkrock or is she forging ahead into new territory?
Fashion Rating: Katie Holmes @ 2009 Whitney Museum of American Art Gala
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Is it just me or has Katie Holmes been hiding for the past few months. I'm glad to see that Tom Cruise finally let her get some fresh air, but what the hell is she wearing? Granted, the outfit probably costs $1000s, but if anything, it makes her look kinda cheap...
Lindsay Lohan @ 2009 Whitney Museum of American Art Gala
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Finally, a photo that shows Lindsay Lohan exactly the way the world sees her. Major props to the photographer. Anyway, believe it or not, Linds is set to star in three upcoming flicks within the next 12 months! Two sound like box-office bombs, while one looks promising. I'm referring to "Machete," of course. It's an upcoming Robert Rodriguez project that's set to slice through theaters next summer. I don't know if it makes any difference in its likability, but the flick's cast also includes Jessica Alba. Here's the trailer:

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Fashion Rating: Jessica Alba @ 2009 Spike TV's Scream Awards
Monday, October 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

With a total of five flicks in the works, Jessica Alba is well on her track to be included in a very special category of actors (as in the worst actress in the history of Hollywood). By the end of 2010, she'll probably have the most Razzie Awards in the history of the infamous award. It was recently learned that the Razzies will be featured in the 2010 Guinness Book of World Records. Here's a snippet from the article dropping the news:
"It's not all glitz and glamour in Hollywood though, on the flip side of every blockbuster is a bomb. Listed in this year's Guinness World Records 2010 edition for the "Most Razzie Nominations" is Sylvester Stallone, who was nominated for the annual Golden Raspberry "Worst in Film" Awards a record 30 times (winning 10). For the "Most Razzie Nominations In A Single Year", there's something about Ben Stiller who received a record five in 2004 for Along Came Polly, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Envy and Starsky & Hutch." [Read more...]
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Fashion Rating: Kelly Osbourne @ 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards
Monday, October 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKelly's pictured alongside her boyfriend Luke Howell.
Is it just me or did Kelly Osbourne lose a lot of weight? Whatever the case, I'm glad she cleaned up her look from this...
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D-D-DAAAYUMM! Rihanna Continues To Set Fashion Trends in Paris!
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinDamn, it's dresses like this that really showcase how much Chris Brown fucked up when he started beating up Rihanna. For most of the year following the infamous incident, Rihanna's been smoking major fashion crack. We'll do a full review of all her looks when 2009 finally comes to a close, so no worries.
As opposed to the pics we posted earlier today, these particular pics were snapped yesterday as Rihanna attended the Gareth Pugh Pret a Porter show during the Spring/Summer, 2010 Paris Womenswear Fashion Week held at Palais De Tokyo.
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Fashion Rating: Juliette Lewis @ "Whip It" L.A. Premiere
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped a couple nights back at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
Here's the latest w/ Ms. Lewis...
Lewis launched a career as a solo singer and musician, leading a group called Juliette and the Licks until 2009. After splitting with the Licks, she has formed a new band called The New Romantiques, with whom she has recorded a new album entitled Terra Incognita. [Source]
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Shakira Promotes New Album 'She Wolf' in Madrid!
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Shakira should just bust out in dance when she's at promotional events...If you don't think so & haven't watched the video of her appearance on "America's Got Talent" check it here. (If you haven't noticed, this is just an excuse to re-post this super hot video.)
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Rihanna Lookin' Like a Million Bucks at a Wedding in Venice, Italy
Monday, September 28th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Damn, considering how expensive it is to roll in Venice, I wonder how much it costs to fund a wedding in the picturesque Italian city? God damn!
Rihanna & friends were spotted in Venice over the weekend enjoying the pimped-out lifestyle that comes with being a world famous pop star. She was in the city attending her manager's wedding. These were snapped as she walked over one of the many beautiful bridges to attend the wedding ceremony held close to the famous Grand Canal.


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Audrina Patridge in a Classy Red Dress @ Club Bardot in Hollywood!
Friday, September 25th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
These were snapped last night.Season 5 of the MTV's popular show "The Hills" returns next Tuesday evening, so look for the stars of the show to whore it up in front of the papz in the coming days. Audrina's kept her part of the bargain last night when she appeared with her current sex-toy wearing a sexy, red dress more suitable for a corner prostitute. Regardless of prostitute state of affairs, her hotness level is undeniably high in these pics---and she knows it! OW!
We're pretty sure Audrina used some of that hotness when she landed her very own reality show "The Audrina Show" (or its alternative title, "The Colony") in which cameras will follow her around as she attempts to scrape out a living in Hollywood. Sadly, they'll probably turn the cameras off when Audrina's giving producers and directors blowjobs inside their offices to finalize contract negotiations.




















