Bastardly Gay or Not
Which Other D-Listers Will Throw The First Pitch For The Dodgers?
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI'm kinda shocked they got him to wear a hat and mess up her hairdo.
So yeah, who's next? Audrina just did it a couple days back, so maybeStephanie Pratt? Spencer Pratt?
Emma Watson & Gang @ Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince Photocall
Monday, July 6th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinStars of the latest edition of the Harry Potter movie, "Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince" were on hand for a photocall held at the Claridges Hotel in London earlier today. It appears Emma was dressed rather conservatively for the event, but I'm pretty sure bastardly executives at Warner Bros. will get on her ass about skanking-it-up a little as the movie premieres on western soil (at least that's the hopes & dreams of millions of dirty horndoggs around the globe).
The movie is set to release on July 15th, so get your Harry Potter costumes ready for opening night!!!
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinHere's the trailer:
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Possibly/Probably/Definitely Gay Pete Wentz Owns A LV Man Purse!
Monday, May 4th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.comThese were snapped over the weekend as Pete walked around Lower Manhattan desperately trying to get people to give a shit about him. Here's a closer look at the man purse:
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.com"Jonas Brothers 3D" Blows A Load On Audience Members! WTF?!
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThis comes from a review in the Canadian Press:
Unfortunately, most of the 3-D effects are pretty gimmicky: For example, Joe, the middle brother, takes off his sunglasses and hurls them at the camera, and Nick, the youngest, flicks a guitar pick and hits us squarely between the eyes. There's also a bizarre sequence in which they whip out giant power hoses and suggestively spray the crowd with some sort of indeterminate, fluffy white substance. Perhaps they're not so innocent after all.
Like we asked: WHAT THE FUCK?
Breaking Elijah Wood & Pamela Racine Hit The Gym Together!
Thursday, January 15th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: REVOLUTIONPIX/bauergriffinonlineWhat are the chances these two got it on following their joint workout? These were snapped in Venice, Cali as the couple walked back home after exercising.
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures From The Maldives
Monday, December 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comI have to admit, I'm a bit jealous looking at these pics of Naomi Campbell & her sugar daddy. These were snapped over the holiday weekend as she vacationed in the Maldives with billionaire Russian boyfriend Vladislav Doronin. For those of you who don't know, Maldives is one of the most exotic islands in the world & experiencing it can put you down a couple grand just in airfare.
And as always, we can't end a Naomi Campbell post without speculating why this super rich dude who can have pretty much any hottie on the planet is wasting his time with Naomi?! Is this simply a case of a rich dude wanting egular beat-downs during long sessions of rough sex or is it something else?!
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Miley Cyrus & Jonas Brothers Get Wax'd @ Madame Tussauds
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.comI'm sorry we have to report bullshit like this, but this might fall into "The World Might Be Coming To An End" category? It's shocking to me how someone out there spent quality time & money creating a wax figurines of Miley & the Jonas Brothers.
Because there was no one else of significant value left, Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C. unveiled the Miley Cyrus wax figure. The life-size wax figure is situated around a oddly pink, "Miley-Themed" Christmas Tree. What's even more insane? Standing directly next to Miley were the wax figures of the possibly gay boy band, The Jonas Brothers.
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Possibly Definitely Gay Jonas Brothers Shop at Big 5!
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: CHRIS/bauergriffinonline.comAaah, Big 5! I love the store only because that's where I bought a really cheap BB gun back in middle school---20 bucks, baby!!
Anyway, with all the millions in their bank accounts (assuming the signed a decent contract), why the fuck would you go shoe shopping @ Big 5 Sporting Goods?!
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Gay or Not Gay: Jonas Brothers @ The "Concert of Hope" Event
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMThese were snapped in L.A.
Band of brothers ‘Burnin’ Up’ the Billboard Charts
They’re everywhere. From the cover of Rolling Stone (and the cover of every other magazine on the rack), Target commercials, an appearance on Oprah, their own “short-series” reality-show on the Disney channel, the top of the billboard chart, and MTV. They starred in the made-for-TV movie, Camp Rock, which has led to their faces on school supplies, clothing, and bedding. Nick (16), Joe (19), and Kevin (20) Jonas create the phenomenon that have tons of girls shrieking and others confused. Either way, there is no denying that they have certainly have made a mark in the history of pop culture. [Retriever Weekly]
Breaking News! Kelly Osbourne Hails Cab Using Her iPhone!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
