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(Former) Reality TV star Audrina Patridge is still doing her best to reclaim some of her lost fame after "The Hills" went off the air. We should say that she's trying to accomplish this without dipping into the adult film industry b/c we're assuming there are plenty of offers on the table for Audrina. Let's see how long she can last before greed sets in.

Anyway, these latest photos come from Audrina's vacation in Cabo San Lucas with her BMX biker boyfriend Corey Bohan & some family. First of all, I'm shocked that dude hasn't gotten bored or annoyed of Audrina after all the months they've dated. And secondly, for someone who doesn't have a major gig going down at the moment, Audrina's certainly being kind to herself with this Cabo vacation. Good for her!

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I think her unimpressive bikini pics are partially due to the fact that she's related to Ultra Douche Spencer Pratt. Did that dude fall off some cliff & die or something b/c we haven't heard about him doing stupid shit in a while. I have a feeling he's planning some huge, douche-bag-comeback that will last all but .5 seconds. Would you guys watch a TV show titled, "Douche Bag Comeback" b/c we're really considering selling the idea to E!. As the name suggests, the show would center around a douche bag trying to make a big comeback and then ultimately realizing he's worthless as his life spirals into a toilet bowl full of shitty drunken nights with prescription drugs & ugly fat chicks with boob tats & lip piercings.

Anyway, these latest pics of Stephanie Pratt were snapped yesterday afternoon as she continued her vacation in Hawaii. For someone who doesn't have a stable gig, Steph's certainly taking things easy these days. The former cast member of "The Hills" was seen taking surfing lessons, which is a step up from last time when we saw her dabbling in some boogie boarding.
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For the record, we're not trying to be mean w/ the has-been classification, but merely stating a fact. Stephanie Pratt's career took a nosedive following her stint on MTV's fake-reality TV series "The Hills," which ended in July, 2010. Does Stephanie even have proper representation b/c she has appeared in literally nothing since leaving that show. I guess the media's hatred for her douche bag brother Spencer Pratt & sister-in-law Heidi Montag left shit stains on Stephanie's career.

Anyway, these were snapped yesterday afternoon as Stephanie was spotted enjoying a Hawaiian vacation in celebration of her 26th birthday. The former reality TV star wore a somewhat awkward-looking red bikini while boogie boarding with friends on a secluded beach in Oahu.

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In even more non-important news, after spending some bikini time at Miami Beach where no one really cared, Mischa Barton was seen picking up some groceries at the local Whole Foods in Miami. To those who care about Mischa's career track, according to her IMDb she does have several films set for 2012; however, if any of these make it to theatrical release we'll be surprised. Of her current projects is Apartment 1303 3D where she headlines alongside Rebecca De Mornay and Julianne Michelle. Our guess is that since it's being filmed in 3D then it should hit theaters. We'll have to wait and see.

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Wow, looks like somebody's been hitting the gym in hopes for a Hollywood comeback! Actress Mischa Barton was spotted with a male companion (assuming that's her latest sugar daddy) at the beach in Miami yesterday afternoon.

For the record, we searched long & hard for a full body shot of Mischa in her bikini, but there weren't any to be found (yet). Looking hot while sitting & lounging in your bikini far easier than than cat-walking poolside while strutting your goods. Plus, that's the only way we can confirm that she officially got rid of the cellulite ass...

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While former lead singer & dancer of The Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger, rakes in millions through her various fashion endorsements, lackluster solo career and now as a "X Factor" judge, her former group members haven't had much luck. It's been so bad that Robin Antin (the tranny-looking one), the woman who founded the once-popular girl group, has to recruit fresh meat in hopes to build a similar following as before. Judging by the fact that they're now peddling a fitness DVD kinda tells us that they've screwed the whole dancing & singing gig altogether. We have a feeling when this latest venture falls flat, Robin Antin, the manager, will slowly morph into Robin Antin, The Pussycat Doll Madam, and either license her girls out to strip clubs in big cities across the globe or even the adult film industry.

As for these latest pics, Lauren Bennett, Vanessa Curry and Robin Antin appeared on the The Marilyn Denis Show earlier today in Toronto to promote their latest fitness DVD, 'Robin Antin's Pussycat Dolls Dancer's Body Workout'. For those of you who're wondering, Lauren & Vanessa are the current Pussycat Dolls, so I'm assuming Robin Antin will stay behind the cameras (at least we hope so).

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It's nice to see that Kristin remains loyal to one shoe brand unlike a lot of other celebs. Although her loyalty to Nike might be because her fiance Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler might already have a lucrative deal with the company. A href="http://www.moejackson.com/2011-kristin-cavallaris-lunch-with-fiance-jay-cutler-sponsored-by-nike-0617">Here are pics of the couple from a previous outing in Los Angeles.

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As some of you ladies might remember, that white dude in the middle is former 98 Degrees boy-bander Jeff Timmons. It's nice to see he opted for a different type of solo career. As with most dudes who work at the Chippendales Theater at the Rio Hotel in Vegas, we're pretty sure he gets his share of the ladies after he gets off work. Anybody know what kind of cash these dudes pull in, by chance?

Anyway, Miss July 2011 Jessa Lynn Hinton is officially open for business, so all you sugar daddies who have a lil' extra cash to throw around, make sure you hit up her agent to arrange a shopping, dinner & sex date at your earliest convenience!

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Maybe I'm wrong, but did Elizabeth Berkley really earn her "Fuck You, Hollywood" money following her four-year stint on 'Saved By The Bell' during the early 90s?! Sure it was a popular show, but I have a feeling producers bagged the kids on the cheap. When you take into consideration Mario Lopez & his various TV show & cookbook projects, I'm pretty the cast got ripped.

Anyway, regardless of whether she earned a shitload of cash, there's absolutely no excuse for not keeping in shape b/c her hotness was her one & only asset!! It's no wonder Elizabeth Berkley failed to breakout as a big Hollywood star. Actually it's kinda sad b/c I really thought she had a lot of potential...

Anyway, these were snapped yesterday afternoon as she was spotted having fun on the beach with husband Greg Lauren during a Hawaiian vacation. It definitely looks like she needs to either burn all her bikinis or invest in a more private destination. Liz, have you heard of Bora Bora or Maldives, by chance?
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Looks like someone needs to take a break from her endless promo streak & disappear inside some Caribbean resort for a few weeks! This is definitely not a good luck for Kirstie Alley, who most recently lost 50 pounds with her stint on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars."

These were snapped earlier today as Kirstie appeared on "The View" to promote her product line, Organic Liasons, which focuses on organic living. It's basically a weight loss program with the help of over-priced organic products. What a great weight loss tip? EAT LESS!!!

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