Bastardly Knocked-Up Rating
Kourtney Kardashian @ 'Famous Cupcakes' Opening in L.A.
Thursday, October 8th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Kourtney Kardashian is 3 months away from giving birth and still doesn't know the sex of her baby. But seriously, is that or is that not one of Khloe's dresses!?"I think I want to know soon just for planning purposes. I ordered a few things, some neutral stuff, but I want to order other stuff. I'm in nursery planning mode." Source
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Knocked-Up Rating: Jennifer Ellison is Pregnant & Loving It! Ow!
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
We don't know whether she's having a boy or girl, but what we do know is that that kid's gonna be shocked when he learns how to Google his mommy's name. Here's some of the crap he'll will find (assuming it's a boy)...
- Jennifer Ellison: Loaded Magazine, December 2008
- Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!
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Knocked Up Rating: Adriana Lima @ "Coco Before Chanel" Premiere
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
The premiere event was held at the Paris Theatre in New York City.Wow, two days in a row of pregnant Adriana Lima (here's yesterday's set)! A lot of you guys who worshipped this woman previously are now hating on her simply b/c she's pregnant. What's up wit that?
"Coco Before Chanel" trailer:
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Knocked Up Rating: Marley Shelton @ "A Perfect Getaway" Premiere
Thursday, August 6th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Alongside another classic hottie, Milla Jovovich, Marley Shelton hits theaters this weekend in "A Perfect Getaway." The movie is up against two heavy hitters ("G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" & much-buzzed "Julie & Julia"), so it's gonna need a lot of luck to break into the top two.
Here's the trailer:
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Pregnant Adriana Lima Attends Louis Vuitton Party in NYC
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped last night.I'm a getting a little teary-eyed as I write this entry, but whatever. Life sucks ass---especially when some of the hottest women on the planet are catching the pregnancy flu. Regardless, we're glad Adriana is looking happy & healthy when she finally came out of hiding by making a grand appearance at Louis Vuitton's party last night in NYC. She appeared without her Serb baby-daddy, Marko Jaric. The NBA's currently in its off-season, so why isn't he with his pregnant woman?
Anyway, the ultra-lux brand celebrated the 40th Anniversary of the Lunar Landing---how fucking random is that shit?! LV needs to rename the party to "Pregnant Adriana Lima Makes Her First Public Appearance Party."
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Coleen Rooney Does An Anti-Pregnancy Ad
Monday, June 15th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsWe've made fun of Coleen Rooney's weight issues on many, many occasions, but with her recent pregnancy announcement, she's officially off limits. These were snapped over the weekend in Barbados with her husband Wayne Rooney.
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Knocked Up Rating: Sarah Shahi @ TV Guide's Sexiest Stars Party
Thursday, March 26th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days ago in Hollywood.Sarah and temporary husband Steve Howey are expecting their first child in 2009, so we wish them best of luck. We've loved Sarah Shahi for a while now, so let's look back into her pre-knocked-up days:
Must see: The Hottest Bastardly Minute...Sarah Shahi Models her Undies!
Sarah Shahi - Esquire Women We Love Photos
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PETA Veggie Protest Uses Nude, Pregnant Naked Women in Cages
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsHere's the accompanying news:
PETA hold 'naked' pregnant protest outside Jamie Oliver's Fifteen restaurant in the City of London. It's crated pregnant women vs. Jamie Oliver in Mother's day pig crate appeal under the banner 'Unhappy Mother's Day for British Pigs - Go Vegetarian'. [Splash News]
So, who's having meat for lunch?
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Knocked Up Rating: Rebecca Romijn Pregnant With Twins
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday as Rebecca & husband Jerry O'Connell left a party in L.A.Jerry O'Connell Sorry About Calling Rebecca Romijn 'Huge'
Jerry O'Connell is apologizing to his wife Rebecca Romijn — who is pregnant with twin girls — for joking about her size when he appeared on a late-night talk show Friday.
"I regret calling my wife 'huge' on Conan O'Brien," O'Connell tells People magazine. "I meant to say that there are specific areas of my wife that are larger than normal and growing every day. All other portions of my wife are quite petite. I apologize to her and will be coming home with flowers." [Fox News]
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Knocked Up Rating: Ashlee Simpson @ 2008 MTV VMAs
Monday, September 8th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
I'm about 98% sure that Ashlee's the most annoying pregnant chick out there in wannabe-celebrity-land. But then again, I'm kinda glad she is because Pete Wentz is on the receiving end of the annoying stick.
And, the Sun is reporting that Ass is expecting twins (surprise, surprise!). It's so fucked up how every single celeb & wannabe-celeb is having twins. Here's more Ass from the red carpet:
Speaking on the red carpet, she explained how she maintained her looks during the pregnancy.
“It's the three Bs - the boobs, the belly and the booty,” she revealed. “When you are choosing dresses, you have to pick ones that don't stick to your belly.”
The singer’s representative has refused to confirm reports the couple are expecting twins, saying, “It’s not true” when confronted with the rumours. [The Sun]
