Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006
Kyra Sedgwick Looking Pretty Good For Being 102
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Luisana Lopilato - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #88
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Along with Aaron Carter, Richard Sandrak, and Seal & Heidi Klum, Luisana Lopilato has to have one of the biggest followings on the site...she's Argentina's version of crack cocaine....but why did Luisana only come in at #88 for Bastardly Sexiest Women?
Now I'm sure these pictures aren't very current of Luisana but don't feel like a sicko looking at them, I'm sure she was legal when she posed for these pictures.
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Marisa Miller - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #36
Thursday, June 1st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

I'll let you all decide if ranking #36 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 was about right for Marissa Miller or not. Should we be campaigning for her to be higher on the list like Izabel Goulart?
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Ana Beatriz Barros - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #20
Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

In respsonse to this comment I just had to do a post for Ana Beatriz Barros coming in at #20 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006.
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Aishwarya Rai - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #23
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

There was actually a mini rush towards the end of voting for Aishwarya Rai and I think that if she'd been on a bunch of lists towards the beginning of voting that she would've come in higher than #23 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006.
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Kristin Kreuk - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #17
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Pretty good ranking for Chinese! Woo hoo!!!! Thank you for representing us Chinese, Kristin! I'd love to buy you dim sum in Richmond, baby!!!!
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Roselyn Sanchez - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #44
Monday, May 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Just to set the record straight, to me, Roselyn Sanchez is nowhere near borderline butterface status. I think she's like damn hot and would love to make Bastardly good-looking children with her. So here she comes in at #44 on Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. I'd think she would've been a little higher but I can't complain since she didn't even make FHM's Top 100. To emulate her hotness...first go and watch Rush Hour 2 again and become a fan of Snoopy...then go watch Boat Trip and see what she does with a banana....'nuff said.
Fernanda Tavares - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #78
Friday, May 19th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Okay, Fernanda Tavares is Brasilian and hot...so what gives??? Why just #78 on Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006?????
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Rachel Bilson - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 - #19
Thursday, May 18th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Summer Roberts, aka Rachel Bilson, is another one of those cases where she wasn't ranked on FHM 100 Sexiest Women but comes in at #19 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. What will Summer Roberts do in the season finale of The OC tonight???
Elisha Cuthbert - Bastardly Sexiest Wonem 2006 - #11
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Elisha Cuthbert was right on the brink of breaking the Top 10 but nonetheless a strong showing coming in at #11 for Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006.























