Bastardly Lady of the Day
Bastardly Lady of the Day: Abby
Friday, January 29th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I would like to be considered for your "Bastardly Lady of the Day" as I think I might just have what it takes ;-) plus I would look totally hot in one of your vests! Ok so here goes;
I'm Abby, 21 from U.K, I love to live life to the full and can be a little wild sometimes!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Definatly Megan Fox, Holly Madison, Eva Mendez, Dita Von Teese & Eliza Dushku or is that a bit greedy?
Do you like your boobs?
Yeah I have had no complaints so far ;-)
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes, Give me a bottle of vodka & a blindfold (for me not him).
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yes Cheryl Cole & Sandra Bullock weirdly, who do you think???
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
My fav is Witney for bringing up the brilliant point that no one is brave enough to apply. She's my inspiration haha ;-)
What makes you Bastardly?
I am a hardcore fan of the sight and I think being brave enough to post my pictures on here makes me pretty damn bastardly!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Victoria Thompson
Friday, December 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

some of you already know my name is Victoria Thompson.. I'm famus for being on Maury. Im a inspiring actress.. I'm a mother to a handsome little boy named Javen Angel, and I wanted to be your BLOTD the famus edision!
love, Victoria XOXO and Fuk Ya Haterzzzzzz
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Britny Spears - Dunt HaTE..
Do you like your boobs?
Yeh..I hav a babi..dey grew
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
YES!!!!!!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
dey don't gotta be tellin me that..If i like u..then ye..plus im a famus celebritey myself
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No one
What makes you Bastardly?
Watch my maury video!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Tracy
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Hi, I'm Tracy : ) My username is Ari- after my favorite character on Entourage heh. Been a reader for awhile, just now joined as a member. So decided to start up BLOTD again : ) Noticed the site has been lacking lately. Here's some photos... Obviously the sailor outfit was from Halloween this year : )
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Certain VS models last year, before they became stick skinny this year. Still attractive, but less so (albeit still much more attractive than most!).
Do you like your boobs?
Yessir!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Eff no! Three million couldn't rid my mind of the image of old balls. Plus, I make a decent amount right now. Not $3,000,000, but enough to keep me from Old Man River.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No guy has told me I look like a celeb. At work some kids told me I looked like a girl from a Disney Channel show...don't think they had the same motive.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Most of the recent ones are fakes! D: annoying. However, Kimia = stone cold fox.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm laid-back and low maintenance, my roommates are all dudes (too many girls in one space equals disaster), I watch more football than I should, I take care of ill children for work, beer is delicious and my tolerance is much higher than one would assume, and I relate day to day situations to quotes from South Park and Dave Chappelle . Hmm...okay why would those random facts make me bastardly? Who knows, didn't know how to answer the question so I figured I'd distract with trivia about myself heh. I lack creativity. Anyhow, here is my attempt at reviving BLOTD! Hopefully more fine ladies will submit : )
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited: Kathleen
Thursday, October 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

hey, back in 2006 i was your bastardly lady of the day (i wasnt well-received by the readers, but oh well). anyway, after some pressure from my friends i'm sending in new pictures for the gauntlet to judge :-)
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Keira
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana lima
Do you like your boobs?
They could be Bigger but oh well..
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Nope..I feel sick looking at Hugh Hefner's bitches
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yeah..Kim Kardashian and Audrina Patridge
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
STACEY- if you guys put her up..ahah Stacey Loveeeee you Biotch
What makes you Bastardly?
Haha because Me and Stacey decided to bastardify ourself ahaha..I AM NOT BRAZILIAN by the way, it was from a trip..ahah..
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Stacey J.
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Before you guys say I'm a prostitute or something, I am a makeup artist (licensed) and an amateur photographer..I haven't shot anyone famous yet =(
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox- Only because shes on top right now..
Do you like your boobs?
Hell yeah...THEY ARE HUGEEE
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Maybe..I don't know for sure..Depends if hes HOT old man
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope..But lame pickup lines
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I just came across moejackson.com..I wouldnt know..
What makes you Bastardly?
Because I'm new and I'm sure I'd get bashed..Even if I've never done anything to any of you..lol...Be nice =)
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Aurah-Leigh
Friday, September 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Ignore the comments on the pictures, they were previously written for something, and I'm way too lazy to get the originals, plus it explains the pictures. Also I am NOT a skank..well maybe just a little..
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox and Adriana Lima (yummyy)
Do you like your boobs?
If you love em, I love em..No but seriously i like them, there soft and perky.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes...I'm not a whore or anything, but well I get paid to go on dates with older guys all the time, so Whatever..
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Umm..Jessica Alba (I hate her and I throw a drink at them, or just walk away..) and Audrina Patridge???..The rest you guys Tell me...
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I loveeee Vanessa and a couple others but everybody else..SERIOUSLY?
What makes you Bastardly?
I'd sleep with ALMOST all of you for 30,000$$..ahaha but you all get free Lapdances..Lol
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Katie
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

how's THIS for a bastardly lady?
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Its hard to "go lesbian" when you're already halfway there, but I'll say Maggie Gyllenhaal
Do you like your boobs?
How could I not? They fetch me free drinks all the time.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Nope.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Luckily I only look like me. I have been told that I "act" like Lindsay Lohan. I try not to overthink that one.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
ASHLYNN... from march 19th of 06, because she looks like my kind of fun.
What makes you Bastardly?
Wanting to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day for all you bastards makes me pretty Bastardly, I'd say.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited: Emily
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

It's me- Emily. I had a BLOTD entry around March of last year. I know, I know...you missed me terribly ;o)
I noticed there's been a serious lack of submissions lately so I wanted to send a few current pics and a new survey thing. I'm no pregnant Adriana Lima, but I'm sure I can spice up our LOTD section. Use at your disposal!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I'm still stuck on my Megan Fox. My latest girl crush is Keri Hilson though. Ow!
Do you like your boobs?
Yes! They're fun[bags]
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Dude, my grandfather is dead...I'd totally hit a hot old guy, but corpses are out of the question. No way.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Guys will say anything to get in a girl's pants. I've been told Jennifer Love Hewitt. My ass is in better shape though.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
We haven't had one in awhile!
What makes you Bastardly?
Because I grew my eyebrows out for you Bastards [see previous BLOTD entry]. Thanks for helping me get over my Tweezer addiction!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited: Jessy
Friday, April 10th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Hi :), I don't know how to go about doing this, but I decided to see if my Bastardly Lady entry was still up from a 1 1/2 ago, and to my suprise, it was! Is there any way to be revisited? This was my original entry :)
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!




















