Bastardly Matchups
Amber Heard @ "The Stepfather" Premiere in NYC
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped last night at the SVA (School of Visual Arts) theater in New York.Here's more about the movie:
Michael Harding (Penn Badgley) returns home from military school to find his mother Susan (Sela Ward), happily in love with a man known as David Harris (Dylan Walsh). He seems like the perfect father and husband to everyone - except Michael, who suspects that he isn't quite the man he seems to be.
Along with Michael's girlfriend Kelly (Amber Heard), his biological father Jay (Jon Tenney), and Susan’s friends (Paige Turco and Sherry Stringfield), they slowly start to piece together the mystery of the man who is set to become his stepfather, but they may be too late in getting to the truth. [Source]
And, of course...
Here's the trailer:


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Olivia Munn vs Olvia Wilde: The "Olivias on the Red Carpet" Matchup
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped at "Whip It" L.A. movie premiere a couple nights back at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
Obviously, both Olivias are unquestionably hot, but the Bastardly Theory of Hotness states that "no two chicks are at the exact same hotness level; one is always hotter, albeit, by a very small margin." So, with that in hand, let the red carpet hotness matchup begin. If needed, please bring links of pics from other shoots to help support your case...

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Jessica Stroup vs Jessica Lowndes: Boring "90210" Jessicas Matchup
Monday, September 28th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were all snapped over the weekend at 7th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party in Los Angeles. Let's admit it, the most exciting cast member on "90210" is AnnaLynne McCord. These two Jessicas need to ho-it-up a lil' more in order to get noticed.

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Hayden Panettiere vs Vanessa Hudgens: Neutrogena Fresh Faces Matchup
Monday, September 28th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Happy Yom Kippur, everyone! Excuse the delay in getting up some quality following the Michael Jackson post this past weekend...
Anyway, these two barely legal babes were spotted in Hollywood mingling at a Neutrogena Fresh Faces of Music party. Both Hayden & Vanessa are spokesmodels for Neutrogena---Hayden marketing to the geeky community & Vanessa hitting the superficial "cool group" of kids at high schools across the nation. Who's the hotter one?
And in separate news, it's being rumored that Entourage star Kevin Connolly is getting a piece of Hayden Panettiere. If so, good for him, but a source close to the stars is claiming they're "just friends," which in itself isn't all that bad, either. Hayden looks pretty innocent from the outside, but who would've known that she's into having "fuck friends?" Good for her!
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Ashlee Simpson vs Katie Cassidy: "Melrose Place" Babes Matchup
Friday, September 25th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped a couple days back at the Judith Leiber Rodeo Drive store opening party.
In other news, it was recently revealed that Ashlee is feeling the pressures of staying skinny for her new show. In the first couple episodes, Ash can be seen prancing around the pool in her bikini & she shows no signs of having just given birth less than a year back.
She attributes her success to the "321 Baby Bulge Be Gone" program created by celebrity trainer Ramona Braganza, but we all know the truth: Straight up starvation and 8 hour workouts. You know she collapsed a few times over the past 8 months from exhaustion, but since she stays away from the papz, no one ever finds out. Then again, if losing the baby bulge is worth a few $100k, then why the fuck not get into shape. When you face the choice between becoming totally irrelevant & staying in the limelight, you do what you gotta do.
ANYWAYYY....
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"The Beautiful Life" Babes Matchup: Sara Paxton vs Ashley Madekwe
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped in Lower Manhattan on the set of their new show.
Both ladies are stars of the new Ashton Kutcher-produced show "The Beautiful Life," which also stars Mischa Barton. The show airs Wednesdays, 8/9c. Check show's website for more info.

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Victoria Rowell vs Sarah Silverman: Ugly Dress @ The Daytime Emmys Matchup
Monday, September 21st, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinBoth dresses are pretty painful looking, but I'm curious to see what affect Obama's popularity has on this poll...

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Matchup: Blake Lively & Becki Newton vs Blake & Georgina Chapman
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

These were snapped yesterday during the Marchesa Spring, 2010 Fashion Show in NYC at the New York Fashion Week. Anyway, as for this matchup: How can you possibly go wrong any which way you go?

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Ouch! Shenae Grimes Gets One-Upped By AnnaLynne McCord in NYC!
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back as Shenae left the Badgley Mischka Show at New York Fashion Week.Any other day we'd be extremely happy for Shenae Grimes in her attempts to ho her way to fame & fortune, but unfortunately, earlier this morning, we saw her "90210" co-star AnnaLynne McCord looking far-far juicier.
But, from purely a legs standpoint, who do you think has the upper hand?

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Holly Montag vs. Stephanie Pratt: The Worthless Chicks Matchup
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were taken at the CW's "The Beautiful Life: TBL" Premiere. So along with the VMAs, why do the event planners put chicks like Holly Montag, Stephanie Pratt, or any other of the chicks from The Hills on the invitee list???




















