Bastardly Matchups
Hayden Panettiere vs Olivia Munn: Elton John's Oscars Viewing Party
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe
These were snapped Sunday night @ the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party.I know this is an odd matchup, but we've had many worse ones in the years past...
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Choose Your Favorite: "The Girls of US TV" Do FHM UK, April 2010
Monday, March 8th, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Pictured: Minka KellyI know who I'm pullin' for, so what about you bastards?
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Matchup: Alessandra Ambrosio & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in SoHo
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineBoth Victoria's Secret Angels, Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, were at the SoHo store in lower Manhattan pimping their company's best selling bra collection 'Body By Victoria.
Anyway, normally we do a "Who's hotter?" matchup when two ladies are spotted together, but since both women are pretty damn hot, we'll go with another matchup: Who's freakier behind closed doors?
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Penelope Cruz & Marion Cotillard @ "Nine" Premiere in Paris
Friday, February 19th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Anyone watch this star-studded musical? People like Daniel Day-Lewis, Judi Dench, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penélope Cruz, Sophia Loren, Kate Hudson, and Fergie are members of the insanely expensive cast, so it can't be that bad...right? Check the film's official website for trailers.
Marisa Miller vs Olivia Munn: The Beach Bowl Babes Matchup
Sunday, February 7th, 2010 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe

These were all snapped at Direct TV's 4th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl on Miami Beach. And I must admit, this is by far one of the hardest matchups in recent history, so good luck in placing your vote...
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Super Bowl Party: Roselyn Sanchez vs Holly Madison vs Kim Kardashian
Sunday, February 7th, 2010 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Photo Credit:Splash News OnlineAll three women co-hosted a the 7th Annual Leather & Laces Super Bowl party held at the Paris Theater in Miami Beach. With that in hand, here are two polls...
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Haylie Duff vs Kayla Ewell: The Chicks With Long Faces Matchup
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back at the "Dear John" movie premiere in Los Angeles.Scandalously Related Stories:
Emmanuelle Chriqui & Jenna Dewan @ "Dear John" Premiere Afterparty
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped last night in Los Angeles.Ok, now that we've posted these pics, we'd like to apologize to Jenna Dewan: Our bad, Jenna!
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Matchup: Miss Universe Stefania Fernandez vs Miss USA 2009 Kristen Dalton
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I hope we're not being a lil' unfair to Miss USA?
Anyway, these were snapped a couple days back at the "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" premiere in NYC. The film centers around a successful Manhattan couple (Hugh Grant & Sarah Jessica Parker) going through some good 'ole American problems. It hits theaters on December 18th, so if you owe your girlfriend a chick-flick this holiday season, this movie's probably the one you'll have to sit through.
Here's the trailer:
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Amber Heard @ "The Stepfather" Premiere in NYC
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped last night at the SVA (School of Visual Arts) theater in New York.Here's more about the movie:
Michael Harding (Penn Badgley) returns home from military school to find his mother Susan (Sela Ward), happily in love with a man known as David Harris (Dylan Walsh). He seems like the perfect father and husband to everyone - except Michael, who suspects that he isn't quite the man he seems to be.
Along with Michael's girlfriend Kelly (Amber Heard), his biological father Jay (Jon Tenney), and Susan’s friends (Paige Turco and Sherry Stringfield), they slowly start to piece together the mystery of the man who is set to become his stepfather, but they may be too late in getting to the truth. [Source]
And, of course...
Here's the trailer:






















