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While some people pre-funk prior to heading out for a night on the town, Whitney Port has something else in mind. She recently revealed that she likes to do push-ups priot to going out. Seriously, that's the best news we could find on her.

“Push-ups get me pumped. I’ll do them before we go out at night.” [Source]

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- Katie Price Busts Out The Big Guns [HollywoodTuna]
- Apparently This Day Can Get Sexier [The Superficial]
- Miss Hooters Pageant 2011 (52 HQ Photos) [The Chive]
- Funny Videos
This Australian TV Segment on Shark Fishing Gets Awkward (vid) [BroBible]
- Rachel Bilson: Always Juicy [Popoholic]

- Brian Wilson Wore A Spandex Tuxedo To The ESPY’s [Dlisted]
- Mario Golf Comes to Life [Unreality Mag]
- Jennifer Lopez Lays It All Out In Sexy New Promo Shots [Complex]
- New Romance? AnnaLynne McCord and Dominic Purcell [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Sara Jean Underwood in her underwear [Celebslam]

- The Girls of Playboy’s Real Top Party School (pics) [COED Magazine]
- Sara Jean Underwood Workin' It [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Fake News Central [Celeb Jihad]
- Holy Shit! [Busted Coverage]

- And, the latest in hot chicks we know nothing about... [Flabber]
- Charlie Sheen Reunites with Ex-Wife Brooke Mueller [Yeeeah!]
- Gwyneth Patrow’s natural beauty [The Blemish]
- Kelly Brook’s Sexy Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Nina Dobrev filming the new season of “The Vampire Diaries” [Caught On Set]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Jerry Ferrara, simply known to us as "Turtle", aka the dude that dated Jamie-Lynn Sigler(?!?), was out with his current girlfriend, some random Cali blonde whom we have no idea who she is but our guess is that she was an extra on Entourage that saw her way to pseudo celeb status would be through Turtle.

Anyway, good for Jerry for using his fame and money to bag hot blonde chicks after getting dumped by Jamie-Lynn for Mark Sanchez. Well, though that's long over and they've all probably spread whatever each other had to a bunch of people, that's just how life goes in Hollywood, right? Oh yeah, so AF1s are still considered heat? Wasn't that back in 2002? Also, Jerry, Coffee Bean, no good.

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Naya Rivera stars as Santana Lopez on FOX's Glee. The show is currently in season two and can be seen on Tuesdays at 8/7c. Watch full episodes and clips at Glee at FOX.com. Follow Naya on Twitter!!

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Khloe Kardashian is on the cover of US Weekly with the headline, "Tortured For Her Weight"; yeah, that sounds about right. She says that the weight gain started back in 1990 when her parents got divorced and at one point in high school apparently went from a size 12 to 0. You can read her entire sob story here because I don't want to go on rewriting what I just wasted my time reading.

"My body weight will always be something that I will have to work on for the rest of my life," she said, "but I am finally in a really good place and learning to love me for me and not for someone else's standards."

"If I can help other people find the self-confidence that I've found, then I'm definitely a happy girl," Source

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Emmy Rossum stars as Fiona on Showtime's Shameless. If you've watched the show, you know that she and co-star Justin Chatwin have sex scenes. Catch new episodes Sundays at 10pm. Here's what Emmy said about doing those:

"It doesn't make sense that the character would wear a bra and care at all about what she looks like when she's having sex. Sex is meant to feel good, and she wants to feel good. Her life is so shitty in so many ways. Some people use alcohol, some people use gambling--and some people use sex."

"We pretty much get no hair or makeup at all. They frizz out my hair a little and rub mascara around my eyes, and that's it. I love the no-vanity aspect of it. It's really liberating from having had so many years of period costume drama." Source

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Shenae Grimes stars as Annie Wilson on CW's 90210. The show is currently in season three and can be seen on Mondays at 8/7c. Watch full episodes at 90210 at CWTV.com.

In her latest project, Shenae plays the lead in the upcoming film Sugar, also starring Wes Studi and Marshall Allman. More on the flick: "The story of a group of homeless kids as they try to survive on the streets of Hollywood seen through the eyes of a 20 year old named, Sugar." IMDb

Additinally, look for Shenae in the upcoming Scream 4 as Marnie. Scream 4 will be in theaters April 15, 2011.

In other news, Shenae did not appear on ANY Top 5 lists for Moejackson's Hottest, Sexiest, Most Desirable Women 2011.

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Laura Croft celebrated her 28th birthday at the Blush Boutique Nightclub inside the Wynn Las Vegas. The wannabe celeb guest list included Angel Porrino and Josh Strickland. Even Holly Madison didn't stoop this low and attend a "celebrity" party of the caliber even lower than her.

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Aubrey O'day was out with her friend/girlfriend/lover/whatever Krystal Bronson to get a strawberry tart. Besides that, they didn't do anything newsworthy. Aubrey's new reality show on Oxygen Network is set to premiere on March 7th at 10/9c. Here's the press release:

Aubrey O’Day had it all – fame, glamour, talent and an entourage as the lead singer in Danity Kane, one of the hottest all-girl bands, but her sassiness got her fired by Diddy on national TV during an episode of “Making the Band.” In “All About Aubrey,” O’Day will show the world that she has what it takes to make it in the music industry… on her own terms. The docu-series chronicles the ups and downs of Aubrey as she records a new album, tries to find love and balances both. Source

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- Anderson Cooper Punched 10 Times in the Head in Egypt [The Superficial]
- Six Super Sexy Foreign Exchange Students in Movies [Unreality Mag]
- Bombshell Australian Swimsuit Model Kate Upton [BroBible]
- Kristen Stewart As Lois Lane!? [Popoholic]

- Brit Brit Is A Femme Fatale [Dlisted]
- The 10 Hottest Women From Pennsylvania [Complex]
- Holly Madison Gets ‘BOTIFIED’ [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Sofía Vergara leaving the American Tea Room [Celebslam]
- European Basketball Is Awesome [Double Viking]

- Introducing The Texas Longhorn Tan Line [COED Magazine]
- Karolina Kurkova For Vogue Spain [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Amanda Bynes Slutty Twitter Pic [Celeb Jihad]
- The 25 Funniest Protester Pranks Of All Time [Super Booyah]
- Lil’ Jon’s Super Bowl XLV Party [Busted Coverage]

- Tiffany Thompson [Flabber]
- Lindsay Lohan Stole Another Necklace [Yeeeah]
- Mariah Carey Expecting a Boy and a Girl [The Blemish]
- Olivia Wilde Gets Topless For The French [The Grumpiest]

- WTrailer: Bridesmaids [MoeFresh]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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