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Jennifer Lopez Eats Pizza While Doing A Photoshoot
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jennifer Lopez was photographed during a break from a photoshoot in the Hollywood Hills. She's got The Backup Plan set to be released in March 2010. Go to the movie's official website for updates.Scandalously Related Stories:
Selena Gomez & Taylor Swift Went To Menchies Frozen Yogurt!
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinInterested in the nutritional information from Menchies Frozen Yogurt? I guess these are healthier than the stuff Miley Cyrus gets at Starbucks or Millions of Milkshakes.
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BREAKING! Ashley Tisdale Rocks Reeboks & Hits Up Coffee Bean!
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: GABO/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped a couple days back as Ash was spotted at the Coffee Bean getting a blended coffee drink before heading to Equinox gym for a quick workout. There's nothing better than downing a frap before working out!
Anyway, on to more pressing matters---Ashley Tisdale's ailing career, that is. Her latest flick "Aliens in the Attic" bombed in the theaters a couple months back. With a production budget of $45 mil, the flick went to earn only $25mil domestically and came in w/ $56mil in worldwide sales.
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BREAKING!! Brittny Gastineau Licking Something Other Than A Media Exec!!
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
These were snapped over the weekend at the Grove shopping center in Hollywood.Good for her!!
BUT, with the amount of calories packed in just one of those ice-cream cones, she might as well stop trying to be a D-List celebrity...
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Breaking! Jennifer Love Hewitt Went To Pinkberry!!!
Monday, October 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt didn't read this "dirty little secret" post about Pinkberry... she might be on her way back to fat booty photo status.
Blake Lively & Chace Crawford Eat Ice Cream on 'Gossip Girl'
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Jackson
Who cares if Blake Lively and Penn Badgley were to get engaged? Well, that was the recent rumor but all Blake's reps had to say about it is that it's untrue.Anyways, look forward to the November 9th episode of Gossip Girl when there's supposed to be a threesome... yeah, it'll be weak but it still grabs out attention.
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Hayden Panettiere Contemplates Taking The Free Candy
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
Hayden Panettiere was photographed paying for parking but we needed to make some kind of news out of these photos. Anyways, don't expect to see Hayden Panettiere at a college campus (like Emma Watson at Brown) anytime soon. She realizes that her shelf life won't be very long so she might as well make as much money as she can in the present... or she's like Derrick Rose and would need someone to stand-in for her to take the SATs."I always wanted to go to college (but) the show happened to start in a pretty pivotal period, when you have thoughts of going to college,"
"It was just such a success and it is what I love to do. I would love to take some classes that I really enjoy, but I think college is a learning experience for yourself as a person and (it's about) being on your own for the first time," Source
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STILL BREAKING! Ashley Greene at Menchie's Frozen Yogurt!!!
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinFrom Jamba Juice to Menchie's Frozen Yogurt, Ashley Greene is getting way too much paparazzi love. Let this be a lesson to all the young actresses in Hollywood, look at Ashley Greene... if you "leak" nude photos of yourself, you'll get the photographers following you everywhere and end up getting pointless publicity by sites like us.
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Breaking! Ashley Greene Went To Jamba Juice!!!
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAshley Greene still has those kinky sex bruises on her right arm and is showing them off to us as she hits up Jamba Juice. Before those nude photos of her were "leaked" she was just another one of the stars in the Twilight series but now we're getting photos of her everyday. Seems very similar to when Audrina Patridge "leaked" those nude photos of herself.
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Kim Kardashian Buys Ice Blended Drink From The Coffee Bean
Monday, September 7th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKim Kardashian went shopping with Brittny Gastineau (who I cropped out) at The Grove in West Hollywood.
So here's some motivational words of wisdom from Kim when it comes to indulging in your food cravings... as she noted in her fake Twitter when she craved coffee cake: "A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips."




















