Bastardly Nude Poll
Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian - Bastardly Nude Poll
Monday, April 7th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Whitney Port, Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad - Nude Poll
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
We've already seen Audrina Patridge naked and she won the first nude poll between her and LC. These snaps are from the party they had after the premiere of the new season. I have no idea who Whitney Port is aside from her Bastardly Wiki entry probably reading something like, "Whitney Port is another slut on The Hills."Nude in Playboy Poll: Stacy Keibler vs Maria Menounos
Friday, March 21st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Most of these were snapped @ Details magazine's "Mavericks 2008" issue cocktail party in Beverly Hills
I truly feel both women are at a point in their life & career where they need a spark---a spark that can only be created by cashing in their Bastardly Playboy Trump Card...
1. Stacy Keibler: She simply needs a job & what's a better job than posing nude in front of the camera? Actually, through extensive polling of millions of extremely hot women in various countries around the globe, we learned that there's no better job for hot women than to pose nude in front of a camera. I hope all you extremely hot women are listening!!
2. Maria Menounos: Sure she has her various TV gigs, but in order to make the crucial jump to the next level of stardom, she needs to take it off and show various directors, producers and highly networked actors her hidden potential---yes all her hidden potentials! Ow!
So with that in hand, let's get down to biz of who you wanna see in Playboy:
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Bastardly Nude Poll: Kristin Cavallari vs. Lauren Conrad
Thursday, March 20th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
After Audrina Patridge's nude pictures were "leaked" yesterday, it reconfirmed that she won our old Bastardly Nude Poll versus Lauren Conrad. So how about putting Lauren against the other slut, Kristin Cavallari. Who wins out?
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Bastardly Nude Poll: Rihanna vs. Ciara
Monday, November 5th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were all snapped @ 2007 World Music Award held in Monte Carlo, Monaco
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Bastardly Fobby Nude Poll: Bai Ling vs Tang Wei
Friday, October 26th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Snapped @ the premiere of 'Somebody Help Me,' Chinese Grauman Theatre in Hollywood
Snapped @ the 51st London Film Festival
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Bastardly Nude Poll: Audrina Patridge vs Lauren Conrad
Monday, October 15th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
In a shocking revelation, it was recently uncovered that this show is fake! Can you believe it?
Anyway, on to more important, and slightly bastardly, items on the agenda...
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Bastardly Nude Poll: Jessica Biel vs. Megan Fox
Friday, October 12th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
This is a new category of posts which pits two women against each other (they don't necessarily have to be hot, mind you). The topic @ hand is simple: Decide which one of the two women you want to see naked most.
This might appear to be an easy task on the surface, but it's very complicated once take all physical attributes of the two women in question under consideration.
Example: Jessica Biel vs. Megan Fox
Your Job: Browse through the photos & decide which chick you wanna see naked most. Since there is no third option, you gotta choose one or the other.
