Bastardly Photo Shoots

Afternoon Snack: Megan Fox Lookin' Yummy! Ow!


These are actually outtakes from a previously posted layout she did for Rolling Stone magazine. Two points we wanna make: 1) Megan Fox looks redicklessly hot! Shocking, right? And 2), It should be illegal to put such huge watermarks on photos.

Did everyone's Thursday afternoon just become a lil' more juicier? We hope so...

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Is Dania Ramirez On Anyone's Top 10 List?


If not, this following photo might just do the trick...

Anyone know which photo shoot this is coming from? And, for the record, I'm about 98% sure that she had sex w/ the photographer following the shoot. OW!

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Amber Heard Lookin' Absolutely Amazing in Toronto! OW!

These pics are part of a shoot done by photographic genius/lucky bastard Matt Carr during the Toronto Internaitonal Film Festival. We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Talk about a crazy list of upcoming projects! God damn. Props to the directors, producers & casting execs who see Amanda Heard's amazing potential!

The Informers - Released April 24, 2009
Zombieland - Releases in October 2009
The Stepfather - Releases: October 16, 2009
Ex-Terminators - Post-production
The River Why - Post-production
The Joneses - Post-production

2010
And Soon the Darkness - Post-production
The Rum Diary - Post-production
The Ward - Filming

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Elisabetta Canalis Lookin' Sinfully Hot in front of Milan's Duomo! Ow!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These photos come from a Milan photo shoot Elisabetta did back in January.

And, since we've flooded you guys with pics of George Clooney's new woman this week, make sure you hit her category for a recap of all the juiciness:

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Lady GaGa's did a Cracked-Out Photo Shoot in Toronto

Photo Credit>Bauer-Griffin

I can't wait until some horndogg, money-grubbing manager decides to create a girl band packed with hotties who only wear bikinis. Judging by the way things are going in the music industry, I don't think we're too far away from realizing this fantasy...

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More Pics From Katie Price's Washed-Up Skanky Ho Photo Shoot

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Note to all bastards: This is all just an illusion. Trust me.

So, is this her some sort of therapeutic photo shoot that we'll see more celebrities doing once they go through a rough divorce (many congrats to Peter Andre for escaping free of Katie's bullshit!)

Whatever the case, this is still about 800x hotter than looking at fat chicks model items from Katie's lingerie line.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Ashley Tisdale Did A Photo Shoot in Milan, Italy

Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.com

As we learned a couple days back, Ashley Tisdale is currently in Milan doing some promotional work for the Italian clothing line "Puerco Espin."

During her trip to the world's fashion capital, Ash also took time to do a nice photo shoot at the Milan-branch of Warner Studios in which she rocked only white clothes. Obviously, these are pretty damn hot, but you gotta admit, they don't come close to her pink undies shoot from a couple weeks back.
Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.com

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