Bastardly Photo Shoots
Afternoon Snack: Megan Fox Lookin' Yummy! Ow!
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These are actually outtakes from a previously posted layout she did for Rolling Stone magazine. Two points we wanna make: 1) Megan Fox looks redicklessly hot! Shocking, right? And 2), It should be illegal to put such huge watermarks on photos.
Did everyone's Thursday afternoon just become a lil' more juicier? We hope so...
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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

If not, this following photo might just do the trick...
Anyone know which photo shoot this is coming from? And, for the record, I'm about 98% sure that she had sex w/ the photographer following the shoot. OW!
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Amber Heard Lookin' Absolutely Amazing in Toronto! OW!
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These pics are part of a shoot done by photographic genius/lucky bastard Matt Carr during the Toronto Internaitonal Film Festival. We're not worthy! We're not worthy!Talk about a crazy list of upcoming projects! God damn. Props to the directors, producers & casting execs who see Amanda Heard's amazing potential!
The Informers - Released April 24, 2009
Zombieland - Releases in October 2009
The Stepfather - Releases: October 16, 2009
Ex-Terminators - Post-production
The River Why - Post-production
The Joneses - Post-production
2010
And Soon the Darkness - Post-production
The Rum Diary - Post-production
The Ward - Filming
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Here's What Waking Up Next To Megan Fox Feels Like...
Monday, September 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I still can't believe that douche bag Brian Austin Green gets experience day in & day out. Bastard!
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Elisabetta Canalis Lookin' Sinfully Hot in front of Milan's Duomo! Ow!
Friday, July 31st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese photos come from a Milan photo shoot Elisabetta did back in January.
And, since we've flooded you guys with pics of George Clooney's new woman this week, make sure you hit her category for a recap of all the juiciness:
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Bastardly Minute With... Giulia Olivetti
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

We only know two things: This shoot was done back in 2007 & Giulia Olivetti likes big things (hence the huge-ass drink).
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V Magazine, Fall '09: Cameron Diaz Looking Slightly Butch
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

So, any guesses as to what the 'V' in V Magazine stands for? Hit the mag's official website for more info on the current issue.
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Lady GaGa's did a Cracked-Out Photo Shoot in Toronto
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit>Bauer-GriffinI can't wait until some horndogg, money-grubbing manager decides to create a girl band packed with hotties who only wear bikinis. Judging by the way things are going in the music industry, I don't think we're too far away from realizing this fantasy...

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More Pics From Katie Price's Washed-Up Skanky Ho Photo Shoot
Friday, June 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinNote to all bastards: This is all just an illusion. Trust me.
So, is this her some sort of therapeutic photo shoot that we'll see more celebrities doing once they go through a rough divorce (many congrats to Peter Andre for escaping free of Katie's bullshit!)
Whatever the case, this is still about 800x hotter than looking at fat chicks model items from Katie's lingerie line.
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Ashley Tisdale Did A Photo Shoot in Milan, Italy
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.comAs we learned a couple days back, Ashley Tisdale is currently in Milan doing some promotional work for the Italian clothing line "Puerco Espin."
During her trip to the world's fashion capital, Ash also took time to do a nice photo shoot at the Milan-branch of Warner Studios in which she rocked only white clothes. Obviously, these are pretty damn hot, but you gotta admit, they don't come close to her pink undies shoot from a couple weeks back.
Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.com



















