Bastardly Sexual Relations?

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We've had day one and day two of Russell Simmons with Julie Henderson and now a third?! Again, Sophie Monk and Victoria Silvstedt only lasted one day, what does Julie do in bed that doesn't make Russell just toss her aside for the next blondie?


Julie 2009 SI photos...

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Russell Simmons is once again at it sleeping with his next blonde hottie. Most recently it's been Sophie Monk and Victoria Silvstedt... now SI model Julie Henderson is dipping into some of that Def Jam money.

Julie 2009 SI photos...

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Sienna Miller was last linked to (married man) Balthazar Getty but has since moved on as seen in these photos from Ibiza. The lucky dude is George Barker, aka DJ Slinky Wizard.

Did you realize in G.I. Joe that Sienna actually has some tits for her role as Baroness? Well, yeah, she got a fake boob job as apart of the costume for her role along with the dye job on her hair.

“[I wear a] tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs.” This begs the question: how does one wear bigger boobs? “They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs’, and I don’t have them so we made them bigger,” Source

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Looks like Naomi Campbell still have some anger management issues. Reports are that some Italian photographer claims that she hit him with her purse and scratched his eye. Naomi's reps deny it. Who we gonna believe?

"I managed to avoid her – but her nails still got my eye," photographer Gaetano Di Giovanni told Italian newspaper Repubblica. "For a few seconds I could not see a thing. I could hear that her bodyguards and her boyfriend were trying to drag her away." Source

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Shawn Johnson is one of the three finalist for the eigth season of Dancing With The Stars. Who follows the show? All we know about her dancing ability is her floor routine from the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

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Pam and Chuck were seen together arriving at LAX, most likely after attending the Sapphire Club opening (or before, whatever). Anyways, it's said that Pam and Chuck did date after she broke up with Kid Rock so the headline isn't too far-fetched. What I'm wondering is why doesn't Pam go for a dude younger than her, like lucky bastard boy toy Danny Cipriani?

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Before Doug Reinhardt was given herpes by Paris Hilton and sexing up Amanda Bynes' sexy legs, he was the love interest on LC on The Hills... well, she's now with Kyle Howard, though he claims they're just friends.. riiiight... suuuure.

In case you were wondering, Kyle Howard is on the TBS show, My Boys, as Bobby Newman. Who the hell watches that show?

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Remember that Jennifer Love Hewitt recently turned 30 years old. Now she's talking all this stupid crap that she's finally actually happy since she broke-up with Ross McCall... whatever, liar. She's finally happy now that she's with Jamie Kennedy's bald spot???! So she's saying that during all those stupid ass candid shots with her and Ross that she actually wasn't happy... bullshit.

"I turned 30 — that helps a little bit once you get out of your twenties. You can breathe for a second."

Of course, adds the actress, things are never perfect. "I would like to feel much better in my skin," she admits. "But I think I’ll be okay." Source

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Well, a couple weeks back, we already saw pics of Lady GaGa getting eaten out by one of her dancers (can't find them at the moment), so the only thing that's left to see is Lady GaGa returning the favor.

Enter Lady Starlight.

Long-story-short, Lady GaGa got wasted at St. Jerome's in Manhattan's Lower East Side a couple nights back & pretty much went to town on Lady Starlight's Muff Pie hidden between her legs.

After seeing all her freaky performances over the past few weeks, I just figured she was putting on an act to sell tickets, but once I saw these pics, I'm beginning to think that Lady GaGa might be an actual freak. From a Bastardly standpoint, these are very positive developments, of course.

Anyway, enjoy the pics & have a great weekend!

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