Bastardly Would You?
Bastardly Would You? Who's The Photog Behind This Lil' Kim Shoot?
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
I understand we just made most of you puke out whatever it is you had for lunch, but let's take this "Bastardly Would You" Question seriously. Keep in mind that Lil' Kim has tons of cash that you & your family can live off for generations to come. Besides the financial benefits, I'm pretty sure she's a freaky, cracked-out animal behind closed doors...
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Amy Winehouse Pleads Not Guilty To Assault Charges!
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Photo Credit: ALMASI/ROCHA/BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comAmy Winehouse appeared in court on charges for assault from an incident last year. She pleaded not guilty to assaulting Sherene Flash. After posting bail, Amy's been told to return on July 23rd for her hearing.
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Bastardly Would You? Ugly Betty Gets Silly-Stringed
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: STEVE SANDS/bauergriffinonline.cAmerica Ferrera on set as "Ugly Betty" yesterday in NYC.
And the Wiki says...
America Georgina Ferrera (born April 18, 1984) is an award winning American actress.
She landed the lead role in Ugly Betty in 2006. Ugly Betty is an adaptation of the Colombian hit telenovela Betty La Fea, in which she portrays a girl whom her peers find extremely unattractive, thus the series title. As Betty Suarez, Ferrera wears braces, has bushy eyebrows and a disheveled wig, and make-up and clothing intended to downplay her own looks. Ferrera’s famous smile is reportedly insured by Lloyd's of London for $10 million.[2] It’s in contrast to the rest of the show, where everybody else is glammed up”, adding that it was Ferrera herself who coined the term “Bettification” to describe the process.
For her role in Ugly Betty, Ferrera won the 2007 Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical, beating out fellow nominees Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Mary-Louise Parker. As a result of the award, she was congratulated by the U.S. House of Representatives as being a role model for young Hispanics.[4] On 28 January 2007 Ferrera won the prestigious Screen Actors Guild Award for Best Female Actor in a Comedy Series. She also starred in and executive produced the poignant short film Muertas.
In 2007, Time Magazine chose Ferrera as one of the top artists and entertainers in their “Time 100: The Most Influential People In The World” issue.[5] In July 2007, America Ferrera also won Imagen Foundation’s Creative Achievement Award.[6] On September 16, 2007, Ferrera won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress - Comedy Series for her role of Betty Suarez on ABC’s Ugly Betty. In the summer of 2007, she wrapped filming on the sequel to The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. [Wiki]
Bastardly Would You? Amy Winehouse Wants More Money
Thursday, May 8th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/BAUERGRIFFINONLINEThese were snapped outside some gas station in London where Amy Winehouse & friends were camera whoring.
I know most of you wouldn't touch this, but with all the money & fame that's behind this woman, I think it might be worth the gamble. And, if you do decide to dive in, Bastardly writers are recommending extreme caution, so please triple bag your goods...
Bastardly Hasbeen Would You? Lisa Loeb Edition
Monday, April 21st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Lisa Anne Loeb (born 11 March 1968) is an American singer-songwriter and actress. In 1994, she had her first hit with the song "Stay (I Missed You)". The song today still remains her biggest hit and most well-known song. Recently, she has moved into other endeavors, such as television. In 2006, she had her own reality TV show on the E! channel. [Wiki]
Bastardly Would You? Shauna Sand @ Villa Lounge
Friday, April 18th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped in Hollywood.And the Wiki says...
Shauna Sand, born September 2, 1971 in San Diego, California, is an American actress and Playboy model.
After posing for Playboy, Shauna Sand began an acting career by having a guest appearance alongside Lorenzo Lamas in his TV show Renegade. She went on to marry him and have more guest appearances there. When the show was over, she appeared in more of his action TV shows and movies.
After their divorce, she appeared in TV shows such as Charmed and in movies such as the comedy The Deviants (2004). [Wiki]
Is It Just Me Or Does Amy Winehouse Look Uglier Today?
Monday, April 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonlineIf given the chance, would any of you bastards sleep w/ this crackwhore?
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Bastardly Would You? Kelly Osbourne @ Bistroteque in London
Thursday, April 10th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/BAUERGRIFFINONLINEPerks for sleeping w/ Kelly Osbourne:
1. Opportunity to steal stuff @ her house to later Ebay for some cash
2. Have her pay for everything
3. Meet her mom & dad
4. Eat really good food
5. Anything else?
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Bastardly Would You? Khloe Kardashian Might be a Camera Whore
Friday, January 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
This is Kim's youngest sister & if you guys remember, she was the one who looked a little ticked @ the New Year's Eve bash earlier this week...
Here's Khloe's profile on BuddyTV...
Born in 1984, Khloe Kardashian is one of three daughters of the late Robert Kardashian and his wife, Kris. Her father was the defense attorney for O.J. Simpson's trial, and her mother is the owner of a boutique named Smooch. In 1991, her mother married athlete Bruce Jenner, and produced her two other step siblings. Khloe believes that she is the wisest among the sisters, as she is witty and sarcastic, and ready to attack once she becomes the subject of all jokes. Khloe is the co-owner of Dash, a styling company and is now the personal assistant of Kim Kardashian, her sister and socialite turned rising star.
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Bastardly Would You? Danielle Fishel Doesn't Play For the NFL
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Danielle Christine Fishel (born May 5, 1981, in Mesa, Arizona) is an American actress who is best known for her role as Topanga Lawrence on the 1990s TV sitcom Boy Meets World.
In 1993, at the age of 12, she began her well-known role as Topanga Lawrence on ABC's pilot series "Boy Meets World." Originally written as a small part, Topanga soon became a recurring role. After a successful first year, Fishel became a show regular.[1] Fishel's character, Topanga, was a spunky, intelligent girl who was mature beyond her years. Throughout the series, a central plot was the relationship between her and main character, Cory Matthews. Their high-school sweetheart romance took them through high school, dealing with stereotypical "after-school special" themes such as peer pressure, teen sex, infidelity, and breakups. Topanga proposed to Cory at graduation and the show followed them to college. Their characters eventually married. The long running show finally ended in 2000 after 7 years, with Cory and Topanga going to New York to pursue their careers. [Wiki]
