Magazines
Once again, please keep porn to a limit, you bastards.
Haley Bennett @ NYLON Magazine November Issue Launch Party
Friday, November 6th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

Here's more info about Haley...
Haley Bennett (born January 7, 1988) is an American singer and actress
he signed a three-picture deal with Warner Brothers Pictures[5] and starred in her second and third movies, College and The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008), in which she played the lead role. She also made a cameo in the movie Marley & Me. Appeared in Greg Laswell's remake of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" music video. Starred along side Julia Stiles and Lily Cole in Shekhar Kapur's short movie Passage. Upcoming movies are The Hole alongside Teri Polo & Arcadia Lost alongside Carter Jenkins.
Haley performed her first live concert at The Mint in Los Angeles on June 19, 2008. Haley appeared in the October issue of Teen Vogue in the Young Hollywood section. [Source]
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Blake Lively: Marie Claire Magazine December 2009
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Blake Lively gave this whole spiel about her fashion sense in the December issue of Marie Claire:
"Living in New York, I feel stronger and more like a woman than ever before. In high school, it was like, what power do I have -- I have long blonde hair, you know? But working as hard as I do now, I feel a sense of power and respect, too. And I’ve learned an incredible amount about fashion on "Gossip Girl." Clothes are a personal expression, and my style is as ever-changing as I am: I’m growing, maturing, developing, I’m going through new things in my life, and with that, what I choose to wear changes." Source
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Tricia Helfer & Grace Park: Maxim Magazine, November 2009
Monday, October 19th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Tricia Helfer and Grace Park appear on the cover of Maxim Magazine as apart of the promotion for the Battlestar Galactica: The Plan tv movie. Battlestar Galactica: The Plan is a television film set in the reimagined version of the Battlestar Galactica fictional universe. Consisting of newly filmed material and compilation of clips from the TV show and miniseries, it reveals the Cylons' plan.
The film will premiere exclusively on DVD, Blu-ray and digital download on October 27, 2009.[2] It is tentatively scheduled to air in 2010 on Syfy. Wiki
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January Jones GQ Magazine Pics Bring The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: GQ Magazine- Elizabeth Hurley’s Boobs Raise Awareness [HollywoodTuna]
- MISS COED: SARAH RAE [CO-ED Magazine]
- Marisa Miller Lookin' Hot [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- January Jones Says Ex-Boyfriend Ashton Kutcher Wasn't Supportive Of Her Acting [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Naomi Campbell is on vacation, important [Celebslam]
- Hotties Galore [Double Viking]
- WHO’S THAT GIRL? MEET 90210’S MEKIA COX [Complex]
- It Was For Butterfinger [Dlisted]
- A Gallon of PCP [Celebrity Odor]
- Owen Schmitt Is The Man [Manofest]
- Babes Next Door: Expired Ticket [Flabber NSFW]
- Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lower Lip A Lot Video [Celeb Jihad]
- Michael Jackson Ripped Off “This is It” [Yeeeah!]
- Diora Baird Looking All Kinds Of Hot For Guess [Popoholic]
- Jamie Foxx cops to nude pic [The Blemish]
- Elizabeth Hurley’s Old Lady Lesbo Fantasy [The Grumpiest]
- Meth: It's not just for the white-trash crowd [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Shakira: i-D Magazine - November, 2009
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Shakira's recent media blitz is going on to help promote her new album She Wolf'. You can hear samples from the album on her official website and watch a killer performance of 'She Wolf' on an episode of "America's Got Talent" in September.
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Mayra Veronica: Maxim en Español, October 2009
Monday, October 5th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
We're still waiting for Mayra Veronica to release her album since she's been signed to Universal. Until then she's still getting invited to the Grammy Awards for no reason.Scandalously Related Stories:
Kristen Stewart: Interview Magazine, October & November, 2009
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

Kristen Stewart is one of those "Emo/goth/I'm too cool for you" chicks who should be thankful for her success, but rather choose to casually walk the "stuck up bitch" path. In her latest interview she states her frustration & boredom with her current state of affairs...
“The sad thing is that I feel so boring because ‘Twilight’ is literally how every conversation I have these days begins - whether it’s someone I’m meeting for the first time or someone I just haven’t seen in a while,” she told Dennis Hopper in the October issue of Interview magazine. “The first thing I want to say to them is, ‘It’s insane! And, as a person, I can’t do anything!’ But then I think to myself, God damn it, shut the f**k up.'"
“I don’t talk to anybody about my personal life, and maybe that perpetuates [the attention], too,” she said, though lately she claims she doesn’t have much a personal life at all.
“The only way for me not to have somebody know where I went the night before is if I didn’t go out at all. So that’s what I’m trading,” she told Hopper. “It depends what mood I’m in. Some nights, I think, ‘You know what? I don’t care. I’m just going to do what I want to do.’ Then the next day I think, ‘Ugh. Now everyone thinks I’m going out to get the attention.’ But it’s like, no, I actually, for a second, thought that maybe I could be like a normal person.” [Read more here]
Well, duhh, Kristen!
When you find the cure to AIDS or cancer, then the media will be after you for something else, but until then enjoy the film star lifestyle b/c chances are pretty good you'll be just another star after the "Twilight" series passes and it's hard to find new work.
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BREAKING!! Gemma Atkinson Hates Y-Fronts; Prefers Black Boxers!
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

What would the world do without quality, British girl mags? I wonder how long it took to pry that pertinent info out of Gemma...
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"Twilight" Babe Ashley Greene: Saturday Night Magazine, October 2009
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

With "Twilight: New Moon" release date set for November 20th, look for all the ladies in the movie to takeover magazine covers at your local newsstand.
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Afternoon Fantasy: Miranda Kerr & A Friend @ The Boom Boom Room
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped a few days back at a party thrown by Purple Magazine to celebrate New York Fashion Week that's currently going down at Bryant Park. We're pretty sure the babe to booze to blow ratio was such that it created an environment conducive to having one helluva time!




















