Kurt Cobain

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Frances Bean Cobain turned 17 just a few days back on August 18th. I'm pretty sure her 17th birthday wasn't as crazy as the one she celebrated last year at the House of Blues in Hollywood. It was your typical sweet 16 birthday---you know, the one which is suicide-themed, had a rock band, and, believe it not, but also had a competition for the party goer that looked "the most dead," with prizes including an iPod Touch and a $200 gift certificate for Amoeba Music stores. It's been reported that the party cost the Cobain estate roughly $325,000!! WHAT THE FUCK?

Anyway, these days the Cobains don't exactly have a lot of money to throw around. Earlier this year Courtney Love discovered she didn't have any money left (she would've noticed before but was preoccupied with heroin) and after digging around for a few days, her team of lawyers & investigators uncovered a huge scam in which some bastards looted the estate of roughly $750 million (source) (this includes cash & real estate). They've only found around $30million at this time. Damn, Courtney Love is truly fucked up.

Let's get back to Frances. Our take on her is very simple: Her life will be a total success if she can just manage to stay from her cracked-out mom (which probably won't happen) and not get addicted to heroin, like both of her parents. It would be so fucking cool to be handing millions on your 18th birthday, but as we've learned previously on numerous occasions, probability is working against Frances, so she'll probably fuck it all up in the coming years. Whatever the case, we wish her luck!

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I'm about 98% convinced that Courtney Love had a hand in murdering Kurt Cobain. And that hand, my friends, was on the gun that murdered Kurt Cobain.

Also, why would a once punk rocking junkie be hanging out w/ bloody yuppies like Kim Stewart!?! Let's just say that these photos were enough to erase the 2% doubt I had above. I am now 100% convinced that Courtney Love murdered Kurt Cobain.

Now a few words on how Kurt Cobain was raped...(coming from his journals)

Within the months between october 1991 thru december 92 I have had 4 four Notebooks filled with two years worth of poetry and personal writings and thoughts lyric stolen from me at seperate times. two 90 minutes cassettes filled with new guitar and singing parts for new songs damaged from a plumbing accident as well as two of my most expensive, favorite guitars. Ive never been a ver prolific person so when creativity flows, it flows. I find myself scribbling on little note pads and pieces of loose paper which results in a very small portion of my writings to ever show up in true form. Its my fault but the most violating thing ive felt this year is not the media exxagerations or the catty gossip, but the rape of my personal thoughts. ripped out of pages from my stay in hospitals and aeroplane rides hotel stays etc. I feel compelled to say fuck You FUCK you to those of you who have absolutely no regard for me as a person. you have raped me harder than youll ever know, so again I say fuck you although this phrase has totally lost its meaning

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

[Page 249, Kurt Cobain Journals]

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Michael Pitt as Blake & Blake as Kurt Cobain in Van Sant's Last Days

For those of you not in the click, Gus Van Sant's making another another film & this time, he brings Kurt Cobain back into the limelight. I'm sure Courtney Love is real happy (behind closed doors, of course) considering CD & merchandise sales will be increasing & hence, provide her w/ more money for food, drugs & airplane tickets @ the expense of her deceased hubs.

How sweet of her to go from a crackwhore to a crackwhore single mother to now an ex-crackwhore who suffers from gluttony.

Anyway, I digress. This new flick is about what Kurt Cobain did in the last couple days of his crazy life. Van Sant says it's purely fictional, but will people think that when they watch it in a month or 10 years from now? Probably not. Kids will most probably reference the film when doing a bio of Kurt, but oh well.

You can read about it here . If you don't like to read, just listen to this piece that was on yesterday's All Things Considered on NPR. Also, don't forget the trailer.

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Just like Tupac, Kurt Cobain comes out with statements every now & then. Here's one directed straight at the hottest bitches around. Of course, I'm talkin' about P. Hilton, Ass, J. Simpson, B. Spears, etc, etc

I have met many minds able to store and translate a pregnantly large amount of information, yet they havent an ounce of talent for wisdom or the appreciation of passion.



The conspiracy toward success in america is immediacy. To expose in great repetition to the minds of small attention spans. fast, speedy, Now with even more NACHO cheese flavor! here today, gone tomorrow because yesterdays following was nothing more than a tool in every individuals need for self importance, entertainment and social rituals. Art that has long lasting value cannot be appreciated by majorities. only the same, small percent will value arts patience as they always have. This is good. The ones who are unaware do not deserve false suggestions in their purchasing duties. [pg 104, Kurt Cobain Journals]

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A manic depressive on smack floating in a warm deprevation tank, singing leonard cohen, masturbating, watching golfers fish while dreaming of A stamp collection.



The king of words is: EVERYthing



I can only fuck and sing.

Have you ever felt like you cared so much that you wanted kill your Germs?



Who will be the king and Queen of the outcasts?



I've lost my MIND many times, and my

wallet many more.

In the simplest of terms:



1. Dont Rape

2. Dont be predjudice

3. Dont be sexist

4. Love your children

5. Love your Neighbor

6. Love yourself



Don't let your opinions obstruct

the aforementioned list. [pg 104, Kurt Cobain Journals]

After listening to all the hate splurting out on another post, I figured I'd let the man himself respond. Remember, we hear at the bastardly are about love. If you're hot, we love you a little more!

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It's a mini-stretch, but whatever.

Well, one guy overdosed on heroin & left his daughter w/ a crazy mother. Another, who's married to a crazy, expecting mother, will slowly puff his unborn child into sickness.

God have mercy on Baby Federline.

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I gotta admit, the guy had a cool way of getting his point across...

Courtney, when I say I love you I am not ashamed, nor will anyone ever ever come close to intimidating, persuading, etc me into thinking otherwise. I wear you on my sleeve. I spread you out wide open with the wing span of a peacock, yet all too often with the attention span of a bullet to the head. I think its pathetic that the entire world looks upon a person with patience and a calm demeanor as the desired model citizen. yet theres something to be said about the ability to explain oneself with a toned down tune deaf tone. And I will say it: I am what they call the boy who is slow. how I metamorphosised from hyperactive to cement is for lack of a better knife to the throat uh, annoying, aggravating, confusing as dense as cement. Cement holds no other minerals. you can�t even find fools gold in it. its strictly man made and you�ve taught me it�s ok to be a man and in the classic mans world I parade you around proudly like the ring on my finger which also holds no mineral.

Love Kurt

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I sleep on a queen-sized bed. On one half, I sleep (actually a little less than that), on the other half rests my mini-library of books that temporarily warm the coveted spot reserved for my future S. American wifie who will one day (hopefully not in the too distant future) sleep snuggled up beside me. Ok-ok, enough daydreaming.

The excerpt below was rudely pulled from Kurt Cobain's Journals. There are many interesting reads in the book, so I'll be sure to pull out one every now & then for a Bastardly analysis. I don't know how many of you people know, but Kurty was a damn funny guy when he wasn't busy sticking foreign objects into himself. But I have to admit, some of his best journal entries came when he was high�

I am a male. age 23 and I am lactating. my breasts have never been so sore. not even after receiving Titty twisters from bully-school mates. They had hair down there long before I stopped playing with dolls. I haven�t stopped playing with dolls. I havent masturbated in months because Ive lost my imagination. I close my eyes and I see my father, little girls, german shepards & TV news commentators, but no voluptuous, pouty lipped, naked-female sex kittens, wincing in ecstasy from the illusory positions Ive conjured up in my mind. No, when I close my eyes I see lizards & flipper babies, the ones who were born deformed because their mothers took bad birth control pills.

I am seriously afraid to touch myself.

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Life is about choices, and I've chosen to move forward with my life in a healthy and positive way. Having my daughter back with me is exciting. I am looking forward to the future and continuing to entertain and create great music. I really appreciate the encouragement and support I've received from my fans and the community. [Launch]

Courtney Love released the above statement last week upon regaining custody of her daughter, Frances. The judge must have been hung-over or on crack when he came to the decision.

Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. Forget about choices, think about the number of chances you've gotten to get your life back in order! It's just not in the books, man. Courtney Love will always be a crack-, heroin- & methwhore and there is nothing she can do about it. It's out of her control now. I just hope that Frances pulls through all this unscathed.

I just don't get it one thing. How can such a smart guy like Kurt Cobain fall for a woman like Courtney Love?! Does love really make you so stupid? If so, I hope I never fall in love.

More hot photos of Court to follow.

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