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Sophie Monk Follows The Money; Hits Up 2009 Emirates Melbourne Cup
Friday, November 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier this week in Melbourne.Considering how this was probably one big gathering of Australian sugar daddies, who can blame Sophie Monk for suffering through the long flight from L.A. to attend the event? The 2009 event was the 149th annual race, but next year's 150th anniversary is already shaping up to be a huge event.
Prizemoney for our most famous horse race will top $6 million, cementing its place as the richest handicap race in the world.
A new 18-carat gold, three-handled Cup, modelled on the one won by Phar Lap in 1930, will be crafted for the special anniversary race at a cost of $50,000. [Source]
I know all you bastards were dying to know that...

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Eliza Dushku & Rick Fox @ Heidi Klum's 10th Annual Halloween Party
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

Dude, you just know Rick Fox licked all that paint off Eliza's face later in the evening! DAMN YOU, RICK FOX!! YOU MANWHOREBASTARDSONOFABITCH!!
Anyway, for all you Eliza fans, make sure you check her out in Fox's "Dollhouse." Watch older episodes here.
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Kardashian Family Wringing Lakers of Free Tickets To Home Games
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinHere are pics from Wednesday of Kobe Bryant (and wife Vanessa), Kim, Kourtney & her white baby-daddy as they enter the Staples Center to watch the Lakers defeat the Clippers in their first game of the season.
I'm still very curious to see who ends up with Kim Kardashian. Will she change-up leagues and attempt to land someone from the NBA this time around or will she keeping trying to woo her ex-boyfriend-turned-friend-with-benefits, NFL running back Reggie Bush.
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Khloe Kardashian Dressed To Impress @ Philippe Chow Last Night! OW!
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped last night at the restaurant's West Hollywood location.And of course, Khloe's pictured alongside her temporary hubby Lamar Odom (known to the Kardashian family as "the black man who just signed a $33 million contract with the Lakers").
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Chicago 2016 Olympics Bid: Out In The First Round; Rio to Win?
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Come on, now! C-Town has nothing on places like Rio & Madrid! From a beautiful people standpoint, both Rio or Madrid are win/win! This is still developing...
UPDATE: RIO WON!!
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Hot or Not: Caroline Wozniacki & Her Camel Toe
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Caroline Wozniacki was the runner-up at this past year's US Open. These are from the match where she defeated the 17 year old American Melanie Oudin, the jailbait that became a fan favorite during her run. Anyways, check out the toe...Scandalously Related Stories:
Serena Williams Apologizing @ "Whip It" L.A. Premiere
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped a couple nights back at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
And, just incase you haven't watched the video, here it is again...
Here's one of her 50 apologies...
Can't Believe Enrique Iglesias is STILL Hitting Anna Kournikova!
Monday, September 28th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped last week as the couple returned back to their plush suite at the pimped-out Hotel George V in Paris. It was reported that they spent the day cruising around the tourist-infested Champs Elysees before hitting a formal dinner---at least it was formal for Anna.
With such a romantically tacky setting, are these two finally gonna tie the knot? It seems like marriage will be the catalyst that will cause their long-awaited breakup. There's a huge community of rich dudes who wants to sample Anna while she's still in her prime...
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Shotgun Wedding: Khloe Kardashian Hit The Lottery With Lamar Odom!
Monday, September 28th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFPHOTO.COMIt's confirmed: Khloe Kardashian is the most intelligent member of her family.
Believe it or not, but the biggest party in Hollywood this past weekend was Khloe Kardashian's shotgun wedding at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel with LA Laker forward Lamar Odom. Everyone from Kobe to Kelly Osbourne to Ryan Seacrest to Luke Walton to Joe Francis attended the big bash!
If Kardashian family were a publicly traded company, the stock price would probably be close to its high right now (with a tremendous amount of download pressure created by millions of short traders betting that the family's painfully long 15-minutes of fame is coming to an end), so Khloe cashed in at the perfect time, in our opinion.
After dating Lamar Odom for just a month, Khloe refused to give it up like her other two sisters unless Lamar made it official. Having just signed a lucrative four-year deal worth up to $33 million on July 31st, Khloe's timing with the shotgun wedding was absolutely impeccable.
What the fuck is she hiding between those meaty thighs that made Lamar cave in so quickly? It's amazing. It's possible that the deal was sweetened with the inclusion of sex with sister Kim Kardashian from time to time, but that's still not confirmed. We're just trying to figure out why Lamar Odom would agree to marry a chick so quickly---especially a chick who's a member of the Kardashian family. Seriously, what the fuck?
Whatever the case, all this wouldn't have been possible if it wasn't for Kim Kardashian releasing her sex tape a couple years back. Major props to her helping to create opportunities for entire family for generations to come! That's family, baby!
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Slightly Cold Blake Lively & Penn Badgley @ US Open Finals Last Night
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The couple was spotted cuddling in their seats as Argentine Juan Martin del Potro went on to beat defending champ Roger Federer in a 5-set beauty. If anything, Penn Badgley looks slightly annoyed in some of the pics...
And separately, Serena Williams was spotted outside Ash Stadium before the match apologizing to fans as they entered to watch the final.




















