Travel
Kate Beckinsale Should Star in Airport Security Porn!
Monday, October 8th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
This woman will look hot doing anything...smoking, driving, stretching, standing, walking, taking a crap---you name it!
Getting to the topic @ hand, I just wanna re-emphasize that I think the airport security chick is pretty damn hot. Why is that I always see angry dudes or fat women when I go through airport security? In order to ease the pain of waiting in long lines & going through useless searches, I feel all security personnel should be hot. Get all the overweight, angry people sweeping the floors & directing air traffic outside on the tarmac b/c, let's admit it, they need the exercise.
All I know is that if security personnel were all hotties, I would be compelled to travel through places like Miami, NYC, and San Diego much more frequently---regardless of cost. The Transportation Security Administration needs to get their asses in gear & hire a few members of the Horndogg Community into their HR. They'll know exactly what to do...
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The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
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El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
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The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
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Blurry photos of Argentine chicks from our last trip to Buenos Aires in November, 2006.
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Bastardly Travels - Buenos Aires Trip #2! Ow!
The Bastardly will celebrate the 4th of July in Buenos Aires, Argentina, so if you're in the city, please get a hold of us via email. We'll probably throw a party in one of the restaurants (possibly
El Alamo like we did last November) & would love to share a few words with you. And yes, we understand it's winter over there, but the delicious food & friendly people compelled us to head back.Anyway, if all goes as planned, you won't even notice that we've left the building. Between Jackson & myself, we've scheduled plenty of delicious goodies to keep our fellow bastards busy! If you want anything which isn't too hard to carry (Argentine girls are out of the question---Jackson tried once already!), head to the contact page & make a request. Depending on your loyalty, we'll see if we can hook it up!
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San Telmo is one of some 48 barrios (neighborhoods) Buenos Aires.
The Bastardly is away on another important business trip to Argentina.
On our Bastardly To-Do list...
1. Create a Top 5 List of Parillas in Buenos Aires (Parillas are like Argentine steakhouses). We'll report on taste, hotness level, wait staff, etc.
2. A brief review of Rosario, Argentina---the birthplace of Che Guevara.
3. Meet Bastardly Community members in Argentina (all two of you!!)
Anyway, while we're away, please visit our friends below for the freshest goss!! We've only chosen the most quality sites, so have fun!!
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Bastardly Breaking News! Jackson Attacking NYC! OH MY GOD!
Monday, June 4th, 2007 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
I was in NYC this past weekend & saw Jackson's latest project. Obviously, there's still lots of work to be done...
Anyway, if you're a Bastardly Reader in the city (I know we have AT LEAST ONE), please take your ass to this sign & send in a photo of yourself standing in front of it. We'll send by one of our new T-Shirts or tanks in return. Only three tees will be sent, so get your ass moving!!
And no worries, your photo will not be posted, unless you give the clearance!!!
