Oscars / Academy Awards
Who Invited Tila Tequila Tag's Pre-Oscar Party?
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These were snapped over the weekend. We're pretty sure Tila had sex w/ filthy rich producers & directors all through the weekend...Good for her!!
Mikalah Gordon Lookin' Hot @ Tag The World Pre-Oscar Party
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Sorry for busting out all these slightly old pics from Oscar weekend, but we're choosing the juicy ones for you guys...
More about Mikalah Gordon:
Mikalah Analise Gordon (born January 14, 1988) is an American singer and eleventh-place finalist on the fourth season of American Idol. She was the second finalist eliminated on March 25, 2005. [Source]
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Evan Rachel Wood Shows Off Her Regrettable Tat @ 2009 Oscars
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Even with her tainted past (thank you, Marilyn Manson), I still think she's one of the hottest chicks in the biz!
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Victoria Beckham Looking Like A Million Bucks @ Elton's Oscar Bash
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped @ the 17th Annual Elton John Aids Foundation Party held at the Pacific Design Plaza in L.A.I seriously pity D. Beckham for having to deal w/ her high maintenance ass. Granted, she's nearly 35 with three sons, but she falls into that category of people who you wanna see fall from the top just see how she'll take it.
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Brooke Burns & Her Legs @ Leeza Gibbons' Oscar Party
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I was just reading over Brooke's Wiki page & learned that Bruce Willis got a piece of her back in '03! They were briefly engaged too! That son of a bitch.
Anyway, here are a couple interesting facts about Brooke Burns...
In November 2005, Burns broke a bone in her neck after diving into a pool at her home.[2] A friend, an ex-firefighter, found her, stabilized her neck, and called an ambulance. As a result of the injury, she has a titanium fusion in her neck comprising a plate, rod, and ten screws.[2]
She smokes cigars, and has appeared on the cover of Smoke Magazine's Winter 2007/2008 edition.
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DAMN IT!! Kate Beckinsale & Len Wiseman Are STILL Together!
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.comLast week Bastardly rumors were circulating that Kate Beckinsale was on the verge of booting Len Wiseman to the curb in order to give other men on earth a chance to experience her bod, but unfortunately such rumors were too good to be true. FUCK!
The couple were all smiles following the Oscars at the 17th Annual Elton John Aids Foundation Party held at the Pacific Design Plaza in L.A.
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Bai Ling Attends Prince's "The Purple Party" @ Avalon
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Prince's Oscar party was held to promote his new website, Lotusflow3r. He rarely puts on a show at such small venues, so I'm sure it was a treat for everyone in attendance.
Anyway, here's the latest wisdom from Bai Ling...
Like a sexy young woman in her revealing dress and high hills.........
Seduce........
What happend Last night awaited me on the otherside of my bedroom wall quietly impatiently with no choise but wait, wait for the sky to change color, all the images have life, as soon as you captured in your eyes, the image formated a life, and they kind of know they will be useful when I woke up to another bright day, yes, don't make decisions just right there, time will shape its meaning while you are sleeping while you are almost not involved it anymore, emotion is like a child, she wants candy that is all, but life means much more than a candy to the thoughtful serious mind beings........ [Read more]
Jose Canseco & His Two Smoking Bitches @ Oscar Viewing Party
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsSnapped @ Leeza Gibbons' Night to Make A Difference Oscar Viewing Party at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.
God damn...what a fucking pimp!
Sarah Jessica Parker Was All Butta @ 2009 Oscars
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinLucky for her she has a huge rack b/c they definitely help in keeping the attention off her face...
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Who Was John Legend's Hot Date @ The 2009 Oscars?
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinGod damn! You know he hit that last night! Bastard!





















