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From The Bastardly Archives... Three Years Ago!

Aly & AJ Michalka @ Barbie's 50th Birthday Party

Aly's on the right.

Here's more info:
Alyson Renae Michalka, (born March 25, 1989) often credited as Aly, is an American actress, singer-songwriter, guitarist, and pianist. She is perhaps best known for her role as Keely Teslow in the Disney Channel Original Series, Phil of the Future and as Taylor Callum in the Disney Channel Original Movie Cow Belles. She is also known as one-half of the musical duo Aly & AJ with her sister Amanda Michalka. [Source]


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Hot or Not: Iliza Shlesinger @ Comedy Central's Roast Of Larry The Cable Guy


Here's more info:
Iliza Vie Shlesinger (born February 22, 1983) is an American Jewish[1] comedienne from Dallas, Texas, where she attended Greenhill School and participated on the school's Improv Team. She is a graduate of Emerson College. She is the first female to win Last Comic Standing. She was twice selected by other comedians to compete in the head-to-head eliminations and won both times. She is host of The Weakly News on TheStream.tv. [Source]


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From The Bastardly Archives... Three Years Ago!

Guess Who Rode In This Audi A4 Convertible?

We know it's not Audrina because she rolls her SL550... answer coming at 12:30PM EST...

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Brooke Burns & Her Legs @ Leeza Gibbons' Oscar Party


I was just reading over Brooke's Wiki page & learned that Bruce Willis got a piece of her back in '03! They were briefly engaged too! That son of a bitch.

Anyway, here are a couple interesting facts about Brooke Burns...
In November 2005, Burns broke a bone in her neck after diving into a pool at her home.[2] A friend, an ex-firefighter, found her, stabilized her neck, and called an ambulance. As a result of the injury, she has a titanium fusion in her neck comprising a plate, rod, and ten screws.[2]

She smokes cigars, and has appeared on the cover of Smoke Magazine's Winter 2007/2008 edition.


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Breaking!! Elisha Cuthbert Wears Nikes & Drives A Porsche!

These were snapped yesterday as Ms. Cuthbert stopped to fill her Porche.

And damn! What's up with that granny sweater?

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Breaking! Bianca Gascoigne Hits Up Nobu Berkeley in London!


Bianca Gascoigne is just another slightly butta British chick with huge, fake boobs. Yes, that's it.

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Bar Refaeli 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Party @ LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas

Photo Credit: Splash News

The LAX Nightclub inside the Luxor Casino in Vegas was definitely the place to be last night. Holy shit! The hotness level must have been insane, to say the least.

With all the crazy beats, free alcohol & scantily dressed women anywhere you looked, I'm pretty sure rich bastards capitalized on the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sleep with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit models.

For more pics of Bar in skin tight mini dresses, hit up her Bastardly category. And, for all the bikini clad babes in the latest issue of S.I. Swimsuit Edition, check here.


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