Robot Lives
The robot lives of our Authors. They will point out the glitches in our bastardly society.
I Will: Join The 9/11 Tribute Movement (f/ Lady GaGa, Nas, etc...)
Thursday, September 8th, 2011 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
The 10th year anniversary of the tragic events of 9/11 is this coming Sunday, September 11th, 2011. In honor of those who lost their lives, survived the attacks, helped in rescue efforts or were personally affected - MyGoodDeed (www.911day.org), a leading 9/11 nonprofit organization, and HandsOn Network, the volunteer activation division of Points of Light Institute - have launched an inspiring national PSA campaign themed "I Will."
The PSA features survivors and relatives of 9/11 victims, along with celebrities and athletes to encourage people everywhere to engage in good deeds and join the effort.
THE GOAL: This powerful campaign hopes to organize the single largest day of charitable service. The goal is ONE MILLION GOOD DEED TRIBUTES before September 11, 2011 and we’d love for you and your readers to participate in this national campaign for good.
To post a personal "I will" tribute, go to the 9/11 Day Observance Facebook page
Puppy vs Baby, who's cuter and more effective?
Friday, July 15th, 2011 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Puppy vs Baby, who's cuter and more effective? Field research shows the results. Cute is boss!
Shameless plug to hook the dude up with views!!
From The Bastardly Archives... Three Years Ago!
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Aly & AJ Michalka @ Barbie's 50th Birthday Party
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Aly's on the right.Here's more info:
Alyson Renae Michalka, (born March 25, 1989) often credited as Aly, is an American actress, singer-songwriter, guitarist, and pianist. She is perhaps best known for her role as Keely Teslow in the Disney Channel Original Series, Phil of the Future and as Taylor Callum in the Disney Channel Original Movie Cow Belles. She is also known as one-half of the musical duo Aly & AJ with her sister Amanda Michalka. [Source]
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Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Monday, March 9th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

If you wanna see Jay Leno getting his freak on with other hot guests, hit up the "Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard" category.
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Hot or Not: Iliza Shlesinger @ Comedy Central's Roast Of Larry The Cable Guy
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Here's more info:
Iliza Vie Shlesinger (born February 22, 1983) is an American Jewish[1] comedienne from Dallas, Texas, where she attended Greenhill School and participated on the school's Improv Team. She is a graduate of Emerson College. She is the first female to win Last Comic Standing. She was twice selected by other comedians to compete in the head-to-head eliminations and won both times. She is host of The Weakly News on TheStream.tv. [Source]
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From The Bastardly Archives... Three Years Ago!
Monday, March 2nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

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Guess Who Rode In This Audi A4 Convertible?
Thursday, February 26th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
We know it's not Audrina because she rolls her SL550... answer coming at 12:30PM EST...Brooke Burns & Her Legs @ Leeza Gibbons' Oscar Party
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I was just reading over Brooke's Wiki page & learned that Bruce Willis got a piece of her back in '03! They were briefly engaged too! That son of a bitch.
Anyway, here are a couple interesting facts about Brooke Burns...
In November 2005, Burns broke a bone in her neck after diving into a pool at her home.[2] A friend, an ex-firefighter, found her, stabilized her neck, and called an ambulance. As a result of the injury, she has a titanium fusion in her neck comprising a plate, rod, and ten screws.[2]
She smokes cigars, and has appeared on the cover of Smoke Magazine's Winter 2007/2008 edition.
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Breaking!! Elisha Cuthbert Wears Nikes & Drives A Porsche!
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday as Ms. Cuthbert stopped to fill her Porche.And damn! What's up with that granny sweater?




















