Adriana Lima

NYC: Pregnant Adriana Lima & Karolina Kurkova @ IWC Schaffhausen Flagship Boutique

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Pictured: Karolina Kurkova, Evander Holyfield & Adriana Lima.


Along with a long list of A-list celebrities, Victoria's Secret models Adriana Lima & Karolina Kurkova were at luxury watchmaker IWC's flagship boutique opening on Madison Avenue in Manhattan last night. Aside from celebrating the new boutique, the night was also celebrating Muhammad Ali's 70th birthday & his greatness complete with a limited edition watch that comes with the absolutely huge-ass book about the legendary boxer titled, "GOAT: Greatest of All Time." When we say huge, we mean it. It's reportedly weighs upwards of 70lbs!!! Frickin' crazy.

It's very nice to see that the beautiful Adriana Lima is continuing with her promotional work as she ventures through the early stages of her second pregnancy.

Anyway, for those of you who missed it, here's Adriana on Jimmy Fallon last month...



And finally, for all you sugar daddies looking to cop the limited edition watch (only 250 made, so I'm sure it comes with a nice price tag):


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Miami, FL: Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric @ Brazilian Foundation Gala

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Pictured: Helio Castroneves & Adriana Henao, Isabeli Fontana, Marko Jaric & Adriana Lima


Last night in Miami was the Brazilian Foundation Gala Charity Event but more noteworthy, it is the first public appearance that we've seen of Adriana Lima since revealing that her unemployed husband Marko Jaric knocked her up for a second time. Adriana looked smoking in this short little number and our assumption is that she'll go the Alessandra Ambrosio route as the pregnancy progresses and continue to show off her legs as the baby bump grows. Anyway, we have nothing to report on the event, just that hotties were in attendance. That is all.

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Marko Jaric Knocked-Up Adriana Lima For A Second Time!!

Photo Credit: WENN

This definitely goes under the DDDAAAAAMMMMNNNN YYYOOOUUU MMMAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKOOOOOO JJJJAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIICCCCC!!! So yeah, if you didn't read yesterday, Adriana Lima is pregnant with her second child to husband, out-of-work Marko Jaric. Daughter Valentina is two-years old and Adriana Lima is not 30 years old so I guess they figured they might as well make a younger brother or sister for Valentina. Well, you know that this means that there is a zero percent chance that Adriana will be participating in the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show or any other VS-related bikini photoshoots in exotic locales like St. Barts until 2013. Once again, DDDAAAAAMMMMNNNN YYYOOOUUU MMMAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKOOOOOO JJJJAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIICCCCC!!!

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Istanbul: Adriana Lima @ Mavi Jeans Publicity Photoshoot

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Fellow VS Angel Super MILF Adriana Lima was also in Istanbul as she pulled in a Non-Victoria's Secret paycheck for some work done with Mavi jeans. Considering that lucky bastard husband Marko Jaric currently doesn't have a team to play for, Adriana is acting as sole bread winner in this relationship having recently appeared in a couple of commercials and now plugging Mavi. Heck, if we were Marko, we'd have no problem playing the Mr. Mom role to daughter Valentina knowing that our super hot wife was staying hot and bringing in the dough.

DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUU MMMMMMAAARRRKKKKOOOOO JJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIICCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TA-DAYYUMM! Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes: V Magazine, April 2012

Photo Credit: V Magazine; Photographer Mario Testino is the man!

We should just stop posting after this layout b/c I don't think it can get any better. In the April issue of V Magazine, Victoria's Secret Angels channel their slightly devilish side by rocking the latest in S&M fashion while famed-photographer Mario Testino captured the fashionable firework show. That dude seriously has the most kickass job that heterosexual dudes only fantasize about. We'll let the photos do all the talking, so hope you guys enjoy them. Again, major props to Mario Testino! OWW!




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Miami: Very Sexy Jet Tour ft. Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton

Photo Credit: Splash News Online; INF Photos

Earlier today (Feb. 28), Victoria's Secret delicious trio of Angels comprising of Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton, and Candice Swanepoel were at Miami's luxurious Mondrian Hotel kicking off the Very Sexy Jet Tour. At the event the Angels unveiled new shapes & styles of VS's #1 Push Up Bra, as well as the Very Sexy Touch Fragrance. You gotta love these creative names---not that any of you bastards actually care, of course!

A lucky writer @ Miami.com caught up with the beautiful Adriana Lima for a quick Q/A:
Q: Most people don't know you call Miami home, but what do you love most about living here?

A: Everything! This is the sexiest city! I can't imagine kicking off this tour in any other place.

Q: Share with us the best beauty tip: Drink lots of water because it's very good for your skin.

A: When it comes to prepping for the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show, what do you do to look so amazing? I work out on a constant basis — I love boxing! I also eat healthy food. Plus, I run back and forth with my daughter who keeps me in the best shape.

Q: What is your favorite shopping haunt in Miami? Victoria's Secret!

A: Good one, Adriana. What is your go-to restaurant in the Magic City? I'm guilty of eating at Makoto on a regular basis. [Source]

Photo Credit: INF Photo
Photo Credit: Splash News Online

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St. Barts: Adriana Lima Bikini Photos From Her Victoria's Secret Shoot! OW!

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Here's a small sampling of Victoria's Secret bombshell Adriana Lima as she shows off her bikini body on the set of a Victoria's Secret photo shoot that went down earlier today in St. Barts in the Caribbean. While most of robots toil away at her worthless jobs, Adri's treating herself to some sunshine while she struts her goods in front of salivating dudes who make their living staring at beautiful, bikini-clad women. Bastards.

For those of you who're sitting at home unemployed, you might consider strong-arming your way into one of these positions w/ Victoria's Secret. I hear they give awesome benefits, but you have to be ready to travel extensively to exotic places and suffer through long days catering to beautiful women.
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LINKS: Adriana Lima's Kia Super Bowl Ad & Stacy Keibler in NYC!

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Stacy Keibler was seen out & about promoting "Your Shape Fitness Evolved 2012" video game in NYC earlier today.

- Elsa Pataky’s Pregnant Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Courtney Stodden’s Still Alive, Jogging in Heels [The Superficial]
- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (89 Photos) [The Chive]
- 15 More Extraordinary Pics of Barbara Palvin Modeling Victoria’s Secret Lingerie [BroBible]
- Kate Upton’s New Bikini Preview Will Melt Your Freaking Eyeballs… Damn! [Popoholic]
- Rihanna Is Really Smart
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Jude Law Finally Let His Retracting Hairline Breathe [Dlisted]
- The Auzzie Gamer Tackles Assassin’s Creed [Unreality Mag]
- A History of Women With Shaved Heads [Complex]
- Jessica Alba Advises Beyonce To Sell Blue Ivy’s Baby Pictures [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kim's lawsuit backfired [Celebslam]

- 22 Hot-Jiggity Gina Carano Animated GIFS [COED Magazine]
- Miley Cyrus Amazing Big Nipple See THrough of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Rihanna Thong Bikini Pics [Celeb Jihad]
- World’s Hottest Golfer Can’t Be Sandra Gal [PHOTOS] [Busted Coverage]

- FHM Kalender 2012 [Flabber]
- Etta James Dies at 73 [Yeeeah!]
- Katy Perry Is Working Through It [The Blemish]
- Blake Lively’s Awesomely Hot Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Photo Credit: KIA/Splash News Online
Splash: Brazilian Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima, rock band Motley Crue and mixed martial arts fighter Chuck Liddell star in Kia's 2012 Super Bowl ad. The car manufacturer has released a teaser image ahead of their star-studded commercial, which will air in the United States during the Super Bowl on February 5th. Kia have dubbed their ad "the ultimate man's dream", where an Optima is driven around a track filled with fantasies such as a skimpily-clad Lima, Liddell fighting and Motley Crue on stage performing 'Kickstart My Heart'.

Here's a closer look at Stacy's kicks:
Photo Credit: Splash News Online

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LINKS: Beautiful Adriana Lima & Others @ IWC "Top Gun" Gala Event

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First of all, we meant to get these up yesterday, but due to our participation in the strike against SOPA & PIPA, we're a little behind. Anyway, along with Cate Blanchett, Ewan McGregor, tennis legend Boris Becker & his baby-momma, Adriana Lima lit up the IWC Top Gun Gala held at the Palexpo Exhibition Hall in Geneva a couple days back.

- Rose McGowan’s Hot Cougar Walk [HollywoodTuna]
- Thor Has Swim Parties With Matt Damon. Why Not? [The Superficial]
- Hitler reacts to SOPA (Video) [The Chive]
- 18 Notable Moments in Athlete Birthday Cake History, In Honor of D-Wade’s Ridiculous Birthday Party [BroBible]
- Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Naughty Side [Popoholic]
- Hey, It's Snooki Without Makeup
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Maury's Services Are Not Needed After All [Dlisted]
- Dogs Bark the Star Wars Theme [Unreality Mag]
- Alicia Keys: Best Seat In The House (2007 Cover Story & Gallery) [Complex]
- Melissa McCarthy Leaves Pilates Class [I'm Not Obsessed]
- In beautiful people news . . . [Celebslam]

- Sexy Superfans of the 2012 NFL Divisional Round [116 Photos] [COED Magazine]
- Elsa Pataky Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kate Bosworth Is A Demon [Celeb Jihad]
- Joe Montana House Still For Sale…Drops Asking To $35MM! [PHOTOS] [Busted Coverage]

- FHM Kalender 2012 [Flabber]
- Rihanna is Modest, Take 2 [Yeeeah!]
- O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad [The Blemish]
- Lara Stone Works Her Model Bikini Wedgie [The Grumpiest]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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TAA-DAAYUUMMM! Adriana Lima on the Beach During VS Shoot!

Photo Credit: Russell James

Wow. God daaaayuummm! Adriana's killin' it! These were snapped yesterday during a VS shoot in some exotic location (duhh!). Props to Russell James for the photo! Lucky bastard!
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