Adriana Lima
Knocked Up Rating: Adriana Lima @ "Coco Before Chanel" Premiere
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
The premiere event was held at the Paris Theatre in New York City.Wow, two days in a row of pregnant Adriana Lima (here's yesterday's set)! A lot of you guys who worshipped this woman previously are now hating on her simply b/c she's pregnant. What's up wit that?
"Coco Before Chanel" trailer:
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BREAKING! Pregnant Adriana Lima Returns to the Limelight! Ow!
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

The last time we saw Adriana Lima was back in mid-July when she attended a Louis Vuitton party in NYC. After being in hiding for a few months, Adriana resurfaced last week at a Victoria's Secret-sponsored "Supermodels celebration of Fashion's Night Out" in New York City.
Where's future baby-daddy Marko Jaric hiding his Brazilian princess anyway? We ask mainly b/c besides official events, Adriana is nowhere to be seen by members of the paparazzi. Adri is expected to give birthday within the next month or two, so I highly doubt she'll be attending this year's Victoria's Secret Lingerie Fashion Show, which normally takes place in November.
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Pregnant Adriana Lima Attends Louis Vuitton Party in NYC
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped last night.I'm a getting a little teary-eyed as I write this entry, but whatever. Life sucks ass---especially when some of the hottest women on the planet are catching the pregnancy flu. Regardless, we're glad Adriana is looking happy & healthy when she finally came out of hiding by making a grand appearance at Louis Vuitton's party last night in NYC. She appeared without her Serb baby-daddy, Marko Jaric. The NBA's currently in its off-season, so why isn't he with his pregnant woman?
Anyway, the ultra-lux brand celebrated the 40th Anniversary of the Lunar Landing---how fucking random is that shit?! LV needs to rename the party to "Pregnant Adriana Lima Makes Her First Public Appearance Party."
Flashback 2002: Karoline Kurkova Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, June 5th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

- Tila Tequila Striptease [HollywoodTuna]
- Colossal Cleavage Collection [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi Video [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Love It Or Hate It: Audrina Patridge [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan leaving Bungalow 8 [Celebslam]
- Halle Berry’s Hottest Pics [Complex]
- Megan Fox-Ism Of The Day [Dlisted]
- Drew Barrymore and the Mac Guy [Yeeeah!]
- Meagan Good In Spandex Is Like... [Celebrity Odor]
- Studentes [Flabber]
- Susan Boyle has left the hospital [The Blemish]
- James Franco Won't Be Speaking [Celeb Parasite]
- A Site That Tracks COmic, Horror, Sci-Fi, Etc Cons? [The Bastardly Society]
- Hottest NBA Finals WAGs Of All TIme [Manofest]
- Natalie Imbruglia’s Sweet Bikini Cleavage [The Grumpiest]
- Jessica Biel Looking All Kinds Of Hot [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Adriana Lima Pregnant! (DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!!!)
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

These are from earlier in the month where Adriana picks out her beauty favorites at the Lexington Victoria's Secret Store. Thanks Kim!
Yes folks, Adriana Lima is pregnant. Well, there's been rumors flying around for a while now but it was confirmed by a rep to US Magazine this week that Adriana & Lucky Bastard Marko Jaric are expecting their first child. It was bound to happen but I guess we didn't want to have to see it.
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Flashback 2001: Adriana Lima Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, May 15th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

- Mariah Carey’s Big ‘Ole Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- COED Classic: FHM vs Maxim Model Showdown! [CO-ED Magazine]
- Some Pornstar Laura Perego Protests Nude [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Khloe Kardashian Shows Her Support For Peta [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey arriving to My House [Celebslam]
- Cassie’s Hottest Pics [Complex]
- Is Adrien Brody Si-Si-Si-SINGLE?! [Dlisted]
- Penelope Cruz as a Burlesque Dancer [Yeeah!]
- Criss Angel got some pussy [The Blemish]
- Maxim’s Hot 100 List Is Flawed [Celebrity Odor]
- Mindy Vega op haar best [Flabber]
- Security Tape of Jeff Ament Attack [Celeb Parasite]
- Is Emma Watson being a diva? [Cele|bitchy]
- an old way to get charged with trespassing... [The Bastardly Society]
- SUPER MEGA FEMALE: SIENNA MILLER [Manofest]
- Hilary Duff Lights Things Up [The Grumpiest]
- The Road Trailer! [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Rumor: Adriana Lima Might Be Pregant
Monday, May 11th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
See more from this set!Claiming a bastardly inside source, celebrity blogger Zack Taylor brought some slightly depressing news over the weekend.
"Adriana and Marko are so much in love and can't wait to start a family together. She just told all her friends and family over the weekend - It was the perfect 'Mother's Day' gift!" [Source]
Assuming this is all true, it shouldn't make much of a difference in how we currently see Adriana. After all, just look at what pregnancy did to Alessandra---NOTHING, besides of course giving her slightly larger boobies!!
Adriana Lima Launches "Sexy Little Things Noir" Perfume in NYC
Sunday, May 10th, 2009 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

These were snapped yesterday at the hot new Victoria's Secret flagship store in NYC (58th & Lex). I guess I once again missed the memo that Adriana Lima was coming into town. Fuck.
Following a long hiatus from the cameras, Adri was back to doin' her marketing thang (i.e. holding a bottle of the new perfume next to her overly exposed, shinny boobies). We last saw her at Roberto Cavalli's Boutique Opening Party a couple months back and haven't heard from her since. She didn't even bother making a public comment about scandalous accusations that her husband, D-list basketball player Marko Jaric, assaulted a gold-digging Philly woman.
Adriana Lima Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Miss Australia 2009 Rachael Finch [HollywoodTuna]
- New Allison Stokke Facebook Pics!! [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lindsay Lohan Clears Up Some Rumors [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Heidi Klum Hopes For a Girl [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hayden Panettiere was robbed [Celebslam]
- 10 Sexy Secretaries We’d Love To Work Over [Complex]
- Susan Boyle Lied To Us All! [Dlisted]
- That’s Not Beyonce After All [Yeeah!]
- Amy Winehouse Shows Us What She’s Packing [Derek Hail]
- Tara Reid is at the beach [The Blemish]
- Selectie beach babes [Flabber]
- Seems Vanessa Forgot Something [Celeb Parasite]
- Katie Holmes can’t give up smoking due to stress [Cele|bitchy]
- Naked Wizard Tasered - NSFW Coachella music festival [The Bastardly Society]
- HOTTEST MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY MOVIE BABES OF ALL TIME [Manofest]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Fall Out Of Her Dress [The Grumpiest]
- Andy Samberg Is Jack Black And Michael Cera’s Son? [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Flashback 2007: Adriana Lima VS Bikini Photoshoot
Friday, April 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I'll assume that this edition of Flashback Friday with Adriana Lima is better than her Flashback 2003 that we did a couple weeks back.
We've all seen her VS Swim photos for 2009 so we'll just take you back a couple years this time... hotter back then or hot as ever?






















