Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt @ "Inglourious Basterds" Premiere in L.A.
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWow, these two still know how to work the cameras!
While Brad Pitt looks like a total pimp, Angie, on the other hand, is once again looking too thin for my tastes. Putting on some weight will definitely help her look a lot sexier in outfits like the one she's wearing. Then again, to have 15 kids & look like she does is definitely a testament to her daily dietary & exercise routine, so we can't hate on her too much.
Anywayyy, let's move to Quentin Tarantino's latest flick, "Inglourious Basterds." I checked out "G.I. Joe" last night & was wholly disappointed, so I'm really hoping this movie can finally prove that Hollywood is still capable of dishing out a quality action flick with somewhat of a plot. Then again, "G.I. Joe" is one of those "Ya, I saw it" flicks that you bullshit with friends about over a drink, but if you're into mind-numbing CGI effects, definitely hit it up.
Here's the trailer:
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinFlashback 1998: Angelina Jolie Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, June 26th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

- Elizabeth Hurley’s Cleavage Is Too Good For Me [HollywoodTuna]
- 28 Super-Sexy Sand Bras [CO-ED Magazine]
- Katie Price and Her Big Tits [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Isla Fisher Goes To The Movies [I'm Not Obsessed]
- La Toya Jackson scene cut from Bruno [Celebslam]
- Wifey Hall of Fame: Michelle Pfeiffer [Complex]
- And I Thought CROCS Were Evil...... [Dlisted]
- Sienna Miller in Russian Harper’s Bazaar [Yeeeah!]
- The Case Against Marriage [Celebrity Odor]
- Olivia Munn topless [Flabber]
- Everyone hates Perez Hilton [The Blemish]
- Kristin Cavallari Helps [Celeb Parasite]
- 100 days,100 songs,100 locations,100 dances. [The Bastardly Society]
- Super Mega Female: Lucy Pinder [Manofest]
- Kate Moss Upskirt Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Bruno On Conan O’Brien [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Angelina Jole & Brad Pitt @ "Inglourious Basterds" Premiere in Cannes
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo, from a "wildly over-exposed" standpoint, are these two still the most over-exposed couple in the world? I feel like they're staying out of the limelight as of late...
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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt @ 2009 Oscars
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Brad Pitt's movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, took home 3 Oscars but unfortunately lost out to Slumdog Millionaire in the top categories (i.e. Best Picture, Best Actor). However, the movie did take: Best Art Direction, Achivement in Makeup, and Best Visual Effects. However, win or lose, I'm sure Brad Pitt had awesome baby-making sex with Angelina Jolie afterwards. Either the "oh, that's okay, you didn't win, let's have sex" kind of sex or if he had won, "ooh, you're a winner, you're my number 1 star sex" kind of sex. Lucky bastard! It probably goes vice versa since Angelina Jolie was nominate for Best Actress from Changeling but she didn't win either.
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Angelina Takes Zahara & Shiloh to Lee's Art Shop in NYC
Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsDamn you, Zahara!! Damn you for winning the Super Ultimate Angelina Jolie Adoption Lottery.
And, for all you NYC parents who want your kids to feel special, go shop @ Lee's Art Shop.
Angelina & Brad @ 15th Annual SAG Awards
Monday, January 26th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM The 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards were held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.
Is it just me or do these two look exactly the same at every event?
Brad & Angelina @ "Benjamin Button" Premiere in Paris
Friday, January 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo, when will Brad Pitt's mustache look will catch on with the masses? I guess when you're banging someone like Angelina Jolie, you earn the right to make slightly daring fashion statements.
Anyway, on the Oscars front, both Angie & Brad are nominated in the best actor & actress categories; Brad for his work in "Benjamin Button" & Angie for "The Changeling."
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Hairdo Rating: Angelina Jolie w/ Brad Pitt in Berlin
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThe lovebirds ditched inauguration celebrations in the States to attend a premiere in Berlin, Germany for Brad Pitt's new movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." Angie looks like an anorexic old woman with that hairstyle.
Anyway, if you don't mind obscenely slow movies & happen to have three hours to spare, hit this one up in theaters.
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Bastardly Couples Matchup: Kate Beckinsale & Len Wiseman vs Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
Friday, January 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinOne couple (Brad & Angie) pretty much represents Hollywood gossip, while the other gets media attention solely due to Kate Beckinsale's hotness level. Choose your favorite couple wisely...
All pics were snapped at last night's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards held @ the Santa Monica Civic Center.

Angelina Jolie @ "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" Premiere
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinMaybe the mustache is for a movie roll but damn, it makes Brad Pitt even more awesome! Ladies, please refrain from dropping panties!! As for Angelina, most of our posts with her involve her with their troop of kids nowadays so it's nice to see her not pregnant and without the kids. However, it'd be nice if she wore something besides black all the time. We can always reminisce about the cool semi-nude photoshoots she did in the past.





















