Maddox Jolie-Pitt
Jaden Smith vs Maddox Jolie-Pitt - Future Pimp Matchup
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI'm with maddox on this one---only because he has a crazy rags to riches pimpdaddy story...
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Angelina, Brad & Family Do The French Riviera! God Damn!
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/BAUERGRIFFINONLINEDamn You Maddox, Pax & Zahara Jolie-Pitt!
So, after getting a little tired of the neglected ghettos of New Orleans, Brad, Angelina & Super Adoption Lottery winners have temporarily relocated to a modern day palace overlooking the French Riviera. How does one go about owning such a love pad?
1. Study hard
2. Drop out of school
3. Help start a company like Microsoft
4. Retire & sell Microsoft shares
5. Build a palace overlooking the French Riviera.
6. And then proceed to have sex with any female who enters your palace.
The one & only Paul Allen is the owner, so I'm pretty sure he's raking in some great rental income over the course of Brad & Angie's stay. I'm pretty sure it's upwards of $25k/night---maybe more. Think about how many African countries that kinda money could feed...God damn.
Anyway, here are a few more stalkerish pics of Angie & family's stay...
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Friday, April 4th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Clooney 'joking' about Pitt and Jolie godfather reports
Clooney has laughed off reports he has been named godfather to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's unborn offspring.
The 'Michael Clayton' star sparked rumours earlier this week, when he joked to paparazzi outside a Los Angeles restaurant that he had been asked by the Hollywood couple to take on the role.
But Clooney's longtime representative Stan Rosenfield has been forced to publicly dismiss the reports, after some gossip websites reported the actor's passing comments as fact. [IOL]
Bastardly Breaking News!! Zahara & Shiloh Like Two Different Types of Cheetos!!
Monday, March 17th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Monday, March 10th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Jolie, Pitt move to Texas for child birth
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to give birth to their next babies in Texas. The famous celebrity couple who already have four children and have relocated to a 270 acre ranch near the rural town of Smallsville, Texas for the birth. Pitt is currently shooting for his upcoming movie The Tree of Life. The family will be in the town till Angelina Jolie delivers. [One India]
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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & Kids Hit the Movies in New Orleans!
Thursday, December 27th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
