Anna Nicole Smith

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So, does Kim Kardashian really hate Paris? Bastardly sources close to both Paris & Kim are telling us that both socialite whores are very close to an all-out press-clippings war.

After Paris made bastardly comments about Kim's ass, everyone's still awaiting Kim's response. Rumor has it that Paris might appear on The Kardashians to help get to the bottom of all this drama while E! rakes in the viewers & ad dollars. Bastardly people familiar with the matter say that Paris wants more cash to appear on the show & E! isn't budging with their initial offer, but we have a feeling they'll reach workable terms withing the next couple weeks.

Kim & her annoying sister Khloe are currently in Australia attending events & shooting travel footage for their reality show.

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This is a scheduled post to run @ 2:30 (at which time the're supposed to release the baby-daddy information), so don't take our word for it.

BUT, come on now, odds are pretty good that Larry Birkhead is the Baby-Daddy. Damn him.


UPDATE: Upon learning that he won the baby-daddy lottery, Birkhead said, "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon." [Yahoo!]

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Ok, the Anna Nicole bs is going to climax today. Thank the Lord.

What are people around the net saying?

The DNA test for Anna Nicole Smith's baby will be out soon... Get ready with your bets, Ladies and Gentlemen [Addictive Epicurean]

I admit it. I can't wait for the DNA results today. All I can say is that baby does NOT look Jewish!

Wouldn't it be a trip if the daddy was Larry King?! [Mrs. Mogul]

Meanwhile, Stern has hired a lawyer who said Monday he may sue any media outlets Stern thinks are implicating him in the overdose deaths of Smith and her son Daniel.

"The nightly television, tabloid and Internet trial of Mr. Stern in the court of public opinion based on sensational lies, speculation, rumor and gossip is over," Atlanta attorney Lin Wood said in a statement, according to the Associated Press. [People]

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In just a few days, all this Anna Nicole bullshit can be put to rest. We've refused to touch this crap b/c of how annoying it is, so let's hope it will end once Prince Frederick von Anhalt is pronounced the father.

Justice Emmanuel E. Osadebay noted that Stern himself had agreed to DNA testing — and even suggested an expert to do the analysis — but waited until a week after the sample was taken to file the a challenge to the court's decision.

"His problem is that the person he wanted to do the testing was not the one selected by the court," Osadebay said.

In withdrawing the appeal, Stern agreed to pay $10,000 in legal costs incurred by Birkhead and the Bahamian government department in charge of birth certificates. [Yahoo!]

DK Stern is seriously a conniving bastard & this is definitely got great PR for the Jewish community.

W/ that in hand, let's choose the winner...








And, b/c I know you guys want it, here are a few photos from a photo tribute we did around the time she died.

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Here's the larger version.

The Internet is a real bitch, I tell you. It's even stamped Feb.28, 2007, so it didn't even take 24-hrs for someone to scan & upload it somewhere on the net.

If you look real closely, you can see that the super genius, bastard of a lawyer, Howard K. Stern is referred to as "Nominated Executor." If you really think about it, the use of the word executor is very appropriate in this situation. The guy is a killing machine, I tell you!!

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Anna Nicole Smith said:

I've got so much on my plate—acting, modeling, movie scripts,” Anna Nicole says, “that I'm probably gonna die at 37 like Marilyn.

Check out what else Anna Nicole Smith had shared with FHM back in 2004.

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The photo above comes from the nosey people @ TMZ.com who recently acquired a photo of Anna's refrigerator soon after her death.

The methadone is compelling, as Smith's son Daniel died from a combination of drugs that included methadone. Law enforcement sources in the Bahamas tell TMZ that at least one witness has come forward and said Howard K. Stern supplied Daniel with methadone just before he died, and flushed the remaining stash down the toilet. That witness is expected to testify next month at the coroner's inquest into Daniel's death. [TMZ]

For those of you crazies considering to take the drug, please read below for more information.

If a person who does not have a tolerance to opiates takes a dose of methadone intended for someone on a maintenance program, they will quickly overdose.
Although not common, methadone is encountered on the illicit drug market and has been associated with a number of overdose deaths. [Wiki]

I'm almost 60% sure that Howard K. Stern is the killer. How can I be so sure of this? The data below proves my theory.


Source: The Bastardly Polls

Such a scandalous poll brings into the picture many conspiracy theories, all of which are listed below in a comment made by BettingOdds on a previous post.

Isn't it convenient that Anna Nicole's baby is not a US citizen? Is'nt it convenient that the coroner Mr. Wecht who did the autopsy on Anna Nicole's son is and has been communicating with Howard Stern. Should that autopsy not have been at arms length, independent from people who may or may be implicated in wrong doing later? Why are the lawyers for Mr. Birkhead not laying claim that the relationship between lawyer and client has potentially induced control over the client. No doubt, there will be a will and testament published soon, a will from Anna Nicole. Who do you think is going to be the beneficiary? Would she have had independent advice? I am guessing at this, but there will most likely be documents stating that, irregardless of any paternity tests, the wishes of Anna Nicole will surprisingly say that she wants Howard Stern to raise the child. Most courts may agree with the wishes of the deceased. Convenient?

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The video is in German, but I'm pretty sure most of you bastards are already watching it.

Anyway, Splash (a paparazzi agency) sold the footage & made a ton of easy dough. Here's how they defended the sale.

Splash said it had sold the rights for $US500,000 ($643,000) to a buyer it declined to identify. The footage showed up on several Internet sites and on German's RTL TV channel.

Splash news editor Paul Tetley said he expected the footage to eventually fetch about $US1 million ($1.29million).

"The first rights deal was for $500,000. It is a piece of footage that will continue to play and play because it was a moment of history," he said.

Mr Tetley defended the selling of the footage. "It captures the vain battle to save her life. People want to know what happened," he said.

"It was good journalism. We knew where she was staying, we sent in a team of photographers and cameras and we were in the right place at the right time," he said. [News.com.au]

I'm pretty sure if I was in the situation, I would've waited out until the weekend to bag an easy mil for 20 secs of a really grainy video of a woman being treated by the paramedics. All I can say is that the world is truly a bastardly place (and that we're all going to hell).

Before we close, one last thing remains. Since this footage will probably make its way into a movie/documentary, please help us w/ the lameass Bastardly Poll down below...

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Anna's gone, so we figured we'd showcase photos of her from over the years. These are sad, happy, crazy, funny & beautiful Anna. And if you're wondering, yes, I'm crying & simultaneously watching five 24-hr news networks (on split screen) as I write this.

If you're wondering what people are thinking about certain Anna-related questions, look no further b/c we've asked them.



Our Other Anna Polls...

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After talking a bit about Iraq & Iran, Wolfe Blitzer dives into the Anna Nicole Smith story. Below is a sampling of awarding winning reporting by some CNN correspondent @ the scene in Hollywood, FL.



The dude just grabbed some cute chick off the street who said she was present when the paramedics were rolling Anna into the hospital. The girl told him she hadn't really seen Anna or anything, but a friend had told her it was Anna Nicole's body being rolled in. The correspondent proceeds to ask her whether she saw Anna's face. The chick comes back w/, "No, she was completely covered." I mean, for all we know, Anna Nicole's death could be a huge ass conspiracy. I'm not saying it is, but in the whored-out, heartless world of gossip, it makes for such a juicier story.

In closing, the ultra bastardly people @ WWTDD posted a fake photo of some drunk, fat white chick passed out, face down on the some dance floor.

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