Anna Nicole Smith

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So, does Kim Kardashian really hate Paris? Bastardly sources close to both Paris & Kim are telling us that both socialite whores are very close to an all-out press-clippings war.

After Paris made bastardly comments about Kim's ass, everyone's still awaiting Kim's response. Rumor has it that Paris might appear on The Kardashians to help get to the bottom of all this drama while E! rakes in the viewers & ad dollars. Bastardly people familiar with the matter say that Paris wants more cash to appear on the show & E! isn't budging with their initial offer, but we have a feeling they'll reach workable terms withing the next couple weeks.

Kim & her annoying sister Khloe are currently in Australia attending events & shooting travel footage for their reality show.

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This is a scheduled post to run @ 2:30 (at which time the're supposed to release the baby-daddy information), so don't take our word for it.

BUT, come on now, odds are pretty good that Larry Birkhead is the Baby-Daddy. Damn him.


UPDATE: Upon learning that he won the baby-daddy lottery, Birkhead said, "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon." [Yahoo!]

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Ok, the Anna Nicole bs is going to climax today. Thank the Lord.

What are people around the net saying?

The DNA test for Anna Nicole Smith's baby will be out soon... Get ready with your bets, Ladies and Gentlemen [Addictive Epicurean]

I admit it. I can't wait for the DNA results today. All I can say is that baby does NOT look Jewish!

Wouldn't it be a trip if the daddy was Larry King?! [Mrs. Mogul]

Meanwhile, Stern has hired a lawyer who said Monday he may sue any media outlets Stern thinks are implicating him in the overdose deaths of Smith and her son Daniel.

"The nightly television, tabloid and Internet trial of Mr. Stern in the court of public opinion based on sensational lies, speculation, rumor and gossip is over," Atlanta attorney Lin Wood said in a statement, according to the Associated Press. [People]

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In just a few days, all this Anna Nicole bullshit can be put to rest. We've refused to touch this crap b/c of how annoying it is, so let's hope it will end once Prince Frederick von Anhalt is pronounced the father.

Justice Emmanuel E. Osadebay noted that Stern himself had agreed to DNA testing — and even suggested an expert to do the analysis — but waited until a week after the sample was taken to file the a challenge to the court's decision.

"His problem is that the person he wanted to do the testing was not the one selected by the court," Osadebay said.

In withdrawing the appeal, Stern agreed to pay $10,000 in legal costs incurred by Birkhead and the Bahamian government department in charge of birth certificates. [Yahoo!]

DK Stern is seriously a conniving bastard & this is definitely got great PR for the Jewish community.

W/ that in hand, let's choose the winner...








And, b/c I know you guys want it, here are a few photos from a photo tribute we did around the time she died.

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Here's the larger version.

The Internet is a real bitch, I tell you. It's even stamped Feb.28, 2007, so it didn't even take 24-hrs for someone to scan & upload it somewhere on the net.

If you look real closely, you can see that the super genius, bastard of a lawyer, Howard K. Stern is referred to as "Nominated Executor." If you really think about it, the use of the word executor is very appropriate in this situation. The guy is a killing machine, I tell you!!

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Anna Nicole Smith said:

I've got so much on my plate—acting, modeling, movie scripts,” Anna Nicole says, “that I'm probably gonna die at 37 like Marilyn.

Check out what else Anna Nicole Smith had shared with FHM back in 2004.

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