I hate Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston's new movie "Love Happens" is up against some tough competition this weekend w/ Matt Damon's "The Informant" & Megan Fox's "Jennifer's Body" also set to drop into theaters, but considering how it's the only chick flick on the menu, I'm pretty sure she'll pull through alright. Here's more about the movie:

A romantic drama about a widower (Eckhart) whose book, "A-Okay!", about coping with loss turns him into a best-selling self-help guru. On a business trip to Seattle, he falls for a woman (Aniston) who attends one of his seminars, only to learn that he hasn't yet truly confronted his wife's passing. [Source]

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Jennifer Aniston can't be that stupid to not realize that she's got some of the most sensitive hard nipples in Hollywood, right? Going back to the days of Rachel Green on Friends there were a lot of episodes where she must've been really cold on set.

These photos were taken on the set of her latest film, The Bounty. We've previously seen some upskirt photos of Jennifer on set.

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Bounty Hunter also stars Gerard Butler and according to IMDb, it's about a bounty hunter who is hired to track down his ex-wife. At this point, who cares? I'm more interested in the next photo, unrelated to the movie plot!

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Do we really care what Jennifer Aniston has to say? Well, at the Crystal Lucy Awards she spoke about being more careful about the roles that she takes. Hmm... is she embarrassed for having been in such Aniston classics like The Object of My Affection and Picture Perfect?

I'm trying to be more careful than I have been in the past about the titles of movies that I choose to be in," Aniston said. "It's funny – I kind of noticed something a couple years ago that there seemed to be this strange parallel to the movies I was doing and my life off screen." Source

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With summer right around the corner, why not waste precious office time checking out chicks bent over in their bikini bottoms? Anyway, with the help of the Internet, as well as our massive archive of bikini pics, we've compiled a delicious post for you bastards to feast on for the rest of the day (and probably years to come).

Remember, before laying down your top five picks, please take a few minutes to consider various angles, tightness, meaty-ness, and of course, bite-ability, pinch-ability, & slap-ability factors.

Have fun!

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These were snapped outside CBS studios in NYC.

Jennifer Aniston's busy promotional tour for her new movie "Marley & Me" landed her on Letterman last night, where she gifted the famous tie she wore on her yummy GQ layout.

Here's a clip from last night's show:



You can see part one here.

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Who's going to watch Marley & Me? From the vague attention I've paid to the commercials, it's about a couple and their dog? Well, the benefit of this movie being released is that it gave us Jennifer Aniston's nude GQ photoshoot. Remember those rumors of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant with John Mayer's baby? Well, I assume the GQ photos put that rumor to rest. In addition, Aniston said, "I am not having his baby," to People.com.



Check out Jennifer Aniston's Nude GQ Magazine photoshoot.

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For more on details on the interview, hit up our post from yesterday & GQ Magazine.

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Compare the cover with Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics from earlier this year!

Last month she hit up Vogue w/ her "uncool" comment to help them sell some mags by conjuring up old Angie-Brad bullshit and this month she does the same with GQ. Isn't it getting kinda old yet? Is that what Jennifer Aniston's career has come down to? It's kinda sad, but who wouldn't try to make some easy money out of painful memories of heartbreak?

In January's GQ, here's the killer exchange that you'll be hearing over & over again...

When GQ writer Mark Kirby poked Aniston about Jolie’s October 2008 comments in the New York Times, where the “Changeling” star said she is eager to show her kids “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” because that was the movie “where their parents fell in love,” Aniston took a second to answer. After all, Pitt was still married to Jennifer while filming “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”

“Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time,” Aniston told GQ. “But listen… You sit there and you… No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this?… Considering the source, nothing surprises me.”

And of course, what about Jennifer's on & off fuck friend Mr. John Mayer? In responding, Jennifer grew a bit serious & said, “We care deeply for each other. And we’re just trying to figure it out.” And, as for their long-term future, she added, "I am not having his baby. And I have not popped the question."

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As you guys know by now, J. Aniston is on one of those "I just broke up with another boyfriend" vacations where she goes to some resort & sits on the beach enjoying the fruits of her labor (great food & plenty of booze).

And, if any of you bastards are rolling in massive amounts of dough, fly your ass to Cabo right now & get some Jennifer Aniston Rebound Sex---assuming you're into that shit. Of course, if Aniston Ass isn't your type of booty, just feast your eyes on the last couple sets of bikini pics coming out of her latest vacation: Here & here.

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