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Jennifer Aniston Receives Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
Thursday, February 23rd, 2012 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by abba

Photo Credit: Splash News Online
Rachel fans rejoice! Jennifer Aniston became the first "friend" to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame which she seemed to thoroughly enjoy. Not only will tourists the world over now be able to walk all over her name, but she was doubly honored by the presence of her pal and erstwhile co-star Adam Sandler (who was at his shitckiest), beau Justin Theroux, and her soap opera actor daddy John Aniston. Congrats, Jen, you've earned it! Expect a gift basket from Angelina (we hope...)
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Los Ageles: Jennifer Aniston at "Wanderlust" Premiere
Sunday, February 19th, 2012 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by abba
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineJennifer Aniston continues to try to woo the box office with her latest flick, Wanderlust, co-starring her Object of My Affection co-star, Paul Rudd. It's a big week for Aniston, who isn't just opening a new picture but is also set to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Despite sporting a fancy shmancy ring, Aniston showed up on the red carpet sans her man, actor Justin Theorux.
L.A.: Red Carpet Ladies @ "Wanderlust" Premiere
Friday, February 17th, 2012 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Jennifer Aniston, Malin Akerman, Lake Bell, Chelsea RendonWanderlust stars Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd. The movie also includes Justin Theroux, Malin Åkerman, Lauren Ambrose, Kathryn Hahn, and Melissa Joan Hart. Look for it in theaters on February 24th. For more info, visit the Wanderlust official website.
After an urban couple purchases a place in New York, the husband loses his job. With no other options, the couple leaves for Georgia to live with family. Along the way, they stay at a bed and breakfast hotel that turns out to be a hippie commune.
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L.A.: ELLE's 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: WENNThe ELLE's 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute took place at the Four Seasons Hotel Los Angeles last night. Amongst the ladies in this post, it wasa actually Elizabeth Olsen, the younger sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley, that received the Calvin Klein Collection Emerging Star Award. Also recognized was Barbra Streisand as the L'Oreal Paris Legend. [Source]

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BREAKING!! Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Walk Around NYC Wearing Fedoras, Rolexes & Gold Necklaces!
Monday, October 10th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsJennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux are trying real hard to convince everyone that they are not a member of the 99% that's fighting for their share in the various Occupy Wall St protests going on around the country. Decked out in similar gold necklaces, Rolex watches, sunglasses & fedoras, the two looked more like a couple thieves slithering away from a crime scene.
Anyway, these were snapped yesterday afternoon as the couple left a NYC office building and headed back to Jennifer's $15 million NYC pad for some playtime.
NYC: Jennifer Aniston, Alicia Keys & Others: "Five" Film Premiere
Tuesday, September 27th, 2011 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News"Five" is upcoming Lifetime original film which is an anthology of five short films exploring the impact of breast cancer on people's lives. The film, which screened last night at the Skylight Soho Theater in NYC, will use humor and drama to focus on the issue that effects millions of women around the globe. Besides being credited as one of the directors, Jennifer Aniston is also an executive producer, along with "Friends" co-creator Marta Kauffman. The film premieres Monday, Oct. 10 at 9 pm/8c.
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Jennifer Aniston & Others @ "Horrible Bosses" UK Premiere
Thursday, July 21st, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Wenn'Horrible Bosses might not be raking in Hangover money but it's been fairly profitable considering it's estimated $37 million budget and current earnings of $65 million. Therefore it was only natural for the studio to ramp up the overseas promotions and have Jennifer Aniston actually appear at the UK premiere held at BFI Southbank in London. Alongside Jennifer were a bunch of UK celebs that Jennifer probably has no idea who they are and have nothing to do with the film but nonetheless got invited. Hit up the Wiki page for a full spoiler plot or check out the Horrible Bosses official website.
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Jennifer Aniston @ "Horrible Bosses" Premiere in L.A.
Friday, July 1st, 2011 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: WENNDon't know what most of you bastards think about Jennifer Aniston, but this "Horrible Bosses" film is certainly one of my favorite comedies this summer. From the trailers, it looks like absolute genius, so let's hope it lives up its expectations. Along with J. Aniston, the cast includes Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Jason Sudeikis, and Kevin Spacey. Here's more juice:
Three friends, Nick Hendricks (Jason Bateman), Dale Arbus (Charlie Day) and Kurt Buckman (Jason Sudeikis), conspire to murder their disrespectful bosses – Dave Harken (Kevin Spacey), Dr. Julia Harris (Jennifer Aniston) and Bobby Pellitt (Colin Farrell) – when they realize they are standing in the way of their happiness. [Source]
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Jennifer Aniston @ "Just Go With It" Premiere in Berlin
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Fame PicturesJennifer Aniston stars as Katherine alongside Adam Sandler and Brooklyn Decker in Just Go With It. The movie is in theaters and looks like it'll profitable but probably due more to the star-power of Adam Sandler and the strategically placed outfits of Brooklyn Decker (i.e. Jennifer Aniston does not carry the film). More info at the Just Go With It official website.
Danny (Adam Sandler) is a successful plastic surgeon who pretends to be unhappily married to get women. When he finally meets a girl (Brooklyn Decker) he believes to be the woman of his dreams, he doesn't use his method on her, but she soon finds the wedding band he uses. Afraid of telling her the truth, he tells her he's getting a divorce, to which she requests to meet his soon-to-be ex. He asks his office manager Katherine (Jennifer Aniston) to pose as his wife in order to prove his story, but one lie turns into another that brings Katherine's children into his scheme, resulting in a trip to Hawaii that will change all their lives. Wiki
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Jennifer Aniston Promoting "Just Got With It' in Berlin
Monday, February 21st, 2011 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Fame PicturesThe cast of Just Go With It hit up Berlin to promote the movie which in German is Meine Erfundene Frau. It's been out in the theaters for two weeks now and should easily break even on its $80 million estimated budget. More info on the movie at the Just Go With It website.



















