Jackson's Random Bitches
Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited: Kathleen
Thursday, October 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
hey, back in 2006 i was your bastardly lady of the day (i wasnt well-received by the readers, but oh well). anyway, after some pressure from my friends i'm sending in new pictures for the gauntlet to judge :-)
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Keira
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana lima
Do you like your boobs?
They could be Bigger but oh well..
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Nope..I feel sick looking at Hugh Hefner's bitches
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yeah..Kim Kardashian and Audrina Patridge
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
STACEY- if you guys put her up..ahah Stacey Loveeeee you Biotch
What makes you Bastardly?
Haha because Me and Stacey decided to bastardify ourself ahaha..I AM NOT BRAZILIAN by the way, it was from a trip..ahah..
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Stacey J.
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Before you guys say I'm a prostitute or something, I am a makeup artist (licensed) and an amateur photographer..I haven't shot anyone famous yet =(
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox- Only because shes on top right now..
Do you like your boobs?
Hell yeah...THEY ARE HUGEEE
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Maybe..I don't know for sure..Depends if hes HOT old man
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope..But lame pickup lines
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I just came across moejackson.com..I wouldnt know..
What makes you Bastardly?
Because I'm new and I'm sure I'd get bashed..Even if I've never done anything to any of you..lol...Be nice =)
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Aurah-Leigh
Friday, September 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Ignore the comments on the pictures, they were previously written for something, and I'm way too lazy to get the originals, plus it explains the pictures. Also I am NOT a skank..well maybe just a little..
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox and Adriana Lima (yummyy)
Do you like your boobs?
If you love em, I love em..No but seriously i like them, there soft and perky.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes...I'm not a whore or anything, but well I get paid to go on dates with older guys all the time, so Whatever..
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Umm..Jessica Alba (I hate her and I throw a drink at them, or just walk away..) and Audrina Patridge???..The rest you guys Tell me...
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I loveeee Vanessa and a couple others but everybody else..SERIOUSLY?
What makes you Bastardly?
I'd sleep with ALMOST all of you for 30,000$$..ahaha but you all get free Lapdances..Lol
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Katie
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
how's THIS for a bastardly lady?
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Its hard to "go lesbian" when you're already halfway there, but I'll say Maggie Gyllenhaal
Do you like your boobs?
How could I not? They fetch me free drinks all the time.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Nope.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Luckily I only look like me. I have been told that I "act" like Lindsay Lohan. I try not to overthink that one.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
ASHLYNN... from march 19th of 06, because she looks like my kind of fun.
What makes you Bastardly?
Wanting to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day for all you bastards makes me pretty Bastardly, I'd say.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited: Emily
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
It's me- Emily. I had a BLOTD entry around March of last year. I know, I know...you missed me terribly ;o)
I noticed there's been a serious lack of submissions lately so I wanted to send a few current pics and a new survey thing. I'm no pregnant Adriana Lima, but I'm sure I can spice up our LOTD section. Use at your disposal!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I'm still stuck on my Megan Fox. My latest girl crush is Keri Hilson though. Ow!
Do you like your boobs?
Yes! They're fun[bags]
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Dude, my grandfather is dead...I'd totally hit a hot old guy, but corpses are out of the question. No way.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Guys will say anything to get in a girl's pants. I've been told Jennifer Love Hewitt. My ass is in better shape though.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
We haven't had one in awhile!
What makes you Bastardly?
Because I grew my eyebrows out for you Bastards [see previous BLOTD entry]. Thanks for helping me get over my Tweezer addiction!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited: Jessy
Friday, April 10th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Hi :), I don't know how to go about doing this, but I decided to see if my Bastardly Lady entry was still up from a 1 1/2 ago, and to my suprise, it was! Is there any way to be revisited? This was my original entry :)
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Alina
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Well, I'm not a lesbian but if I were I would totally go for Marion Cotillard.
Do you like your boobs?
Sometimes....sometimes I hate them.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
:)).... depending on the way he looked....or how he used to look....that would be a nice consolation.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No, not really....and I think that line is pretty old for them to still use it.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm kind of selfish and egocentered although I fake it so well my friends don't think of me that way....it's just something I have to live with I guess.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Bastardly Lady of the Day: Nataly
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
angelina,BETTER YET,i dont really give a fuck who it is,as long as she has nice tits,and a round ass,im down for that.
Do you like your boobs?
no thats why im getting them done..u think its fake/plastic looking?i dont give a rats ass,im gonna look fkn hot
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
WELL U KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,MONEY IS HONEY
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
lindsay lohan??ewW!! Where the fuck do they see that
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
NOPE,I DONT REALLY GIVE A SHYT
What makes you Bastardly?
cuz im a fkn vulgar bitch,and i dont give a fuck about fucking losers and jelous bitches,f*ck all you fuccking fucks.
and for you bastards,i love you no matter what ! hahaha
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited: Allison
Monday, February 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Allison's first submissionWhich female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Rose McGowan Angelina Jolie Mila Jovovich and taa-daa.. Adriana Lima.
Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, thar be jiggly.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
If he is hot and sweet ill sleep with him till hes "rigor" lol. eew nvm.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Ive been toldI have Rose McGowan skin tone and that I look like Taylor Swift and Michelle Williams
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm a perveted artist who talks the talk but doent hump every dick in sight. ;}
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
