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Sophie Monk Follows The Money; Hits Up 2009 Emirates Melbourne Cup
Friday, November 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier this week in Melbourne.Considering how this was probably one big gathering of Australian sugar daddies, who can blame Sophie Monk for suffering through the long flight from L.A. to attend the event? The 2009 event was the 149th annual race, but next year's 150th anniversary is already shaping up to be a huge event.
Prizemoney for our most famous horse race will top $6 million, cementing its place as the richest handicap race in the world.
A new 18-carat gold, three-handled Cup, modelled on the one won by Phar Lap in 1930, will be crafted for the special anniversary race at a cost of $50,000. [Source]
I know all you bastards were dying to know that...

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Kim Kardashian: Boxing @ The Kardashian Charity KO Event
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Kim Kardashian auctioned herself for charity to get beat up in the ring. No word on the winning bid but the woman who won must've been really amped up to step into the ring with Kim.Kim's 'tweet' prior to the fight:
"About to start boxing! In my physical! I'm sooo scared!!!!"
During the fight...

"My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that's what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!" [Her Blog]
Kim's black eye...

Photo Credit: Her Blog
"This boxing match was crazy! Lots of action. I got banged up a bit but it was all for a good cause." Source
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Kim, Khloe, & Kourtney @ The Kardashian Charity Knock Out
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
The Kardashian Charity Knock Out was to benefit The Dream Foundation. In addition to Kim, brother Rob, and stepfather Bruce Jenner stepped into the ring too. (What the hell, Khloe?!) Anyways, I'll get to Kim's performance in another post but apparently Rob got beat down by some dude that had 35lbs on him and was a trained fighter.From Kim's blog...
We just found out that this guy that fought Rob was 35 lbs heavier than Rob and was a trained fighter! He was overheard saying that he just wanted to be on TV!! Rob could have gotten seriously hurt! It was totally unfair to Rob, who was just trying to do something positive for charity and this guy comes in all he cares about is looking like a tough bully on TV. Well now you just look like an idiot and a liar! I can't believe the commission would allow a trained fighter to fight Rob!
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Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Catwoman & Ghetto Batman
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

As a follow-up to ObeyYourGod's comment in yesterday's Khloe Kardashian Brings The Afternoon Links post.
I'd like to see Moe put up some of the pictures of Khloe in her skintight lycra catsuit and knee high boots from her night out on Halloween with Lamar. Khloe was gettin it done.
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Paris & Nicky Hilton @ Jimmy Choo & H&M Event
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinReports were that Paris Hilton got Doug Reinhardt got into a physical argument on Halloween.... probably because she made him dress like a complete fool as the tooth fairy. Anyways, Paris' rep released a statement to say that it's been blown out of proportion.
"Doug had thrown Paris' phone to a friend inside the car and it went out of the window by accident. Paris was annoyed with Doug because she was afraid that the paparazzi would get her phone. There was never a choking incident. The photographs show Doug asking Paris not to go back outside and to calm down." Source
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Khloe Kardashian Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
- Marisa Miller’s Sweet Booty On A Harley [HollywoodTuna]- Sexy Poker Faces… and Bodies [40 Photos] [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kat Von D See Thru Shirt of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- More Evidence That Simon Cowell Is Soft [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay's diaries were stolen [Celebslam]
- DV Hotties In The Wild [Double Viking]
- The Hottest Girls Born In November [Complex]
- Kirstie Alley Will Bring Her Craziness To Reality TV [Dlisted]
- Kim Kardashian Sexes Up Halloween [Celebrity Odor]
- Your Dog Wants A Massage [Manofest]
- Olga Kurylenko naaktscène in Le Serpent [Flabber]
- What If Celebrities Became Their Names? [Celeb Jihad]
- Kim Kardashian as Snow White [Yeeeah!]
- A Nicole Scherzinger Quickie [Popoholic]
- Kelly Brook is photogenic [The Blemish]
- Ashley Tisdale Because She Thinks She’s Hot [The Grumpiest]
- it's all in the name.... [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Mariah Carey @ Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinMariah Carey actually got a role in Precious and says it was 'hideous' to un-glamorize herself; she plays Mrs. Weiss, a social worker.
"It wasn't just de-glamorized. They added some hideousness on top of that too. I drank some ugly juice," Source
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What Is Audrina Patridge Looking At On The Ceiling?
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These were taken at "The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day" PremiereAudrina Patridge (I Dream of Jeannie) was one of the celebs (I use that term loosely) that were burglarized and here's her take on the situation since the group has been caught:
"I know they're trying to justify what they did by saying it was a mistake, but they need to face the consequences. It's not a mistake if you do it more than once," Source
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Audrina Patridge: 'I Dream of Jeannie' Halloween Costume
Monday, November 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These were taken at Club Dusk in Atlantic CityWant to know more about Audrina Patridge's upcoming reality show? Here's what she has to say about it...
"It's more about my life but I'm still going to continue going to auditions and castings and acting classes and acting coach. But I'm balancing everything, but mostly it'll be about acting. My show is going to be about me and my life and acting and how the whole Hollywood life is not glamorous but with friends, family, paparazzi, and doing events. I'm also producing it with Mark Burnett so I'll have more of a voice and say in what can and cannot be filmed." Source
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Wow... Doug Reinhardt was a Tooth Fairy For Halloween
Monday, November 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinIt's ok to be pussy whipped, but being pussy whipped by Paris Hilton is totally absurd. Come Doug!




















