Smoking Babes
BREAKING! Jaime Pressly Smoking in her Bikini in Mexico!
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

For someone who's supposed to only be 32, Jaime Pressly is definitely not aging well. Anyway, these were snapped while she enjoyed a quickie vacation in Mexico...
BREAKING! Mischa Barton Smokes Parliament Cigarettes!!!
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were from the same day that we saw Mischa Barton walking two dogs at the same time.... realized that she's promoting those Parliament cigarettes.
Breaking! Mischa Barton Smokes & Drinks Starbucks Coffee!
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

So, is that a box of Parliaments down below or what?
The pics of Mischa in the white mini skirt were snapped a couple days back on the set of her new TV show "The Beautiful Life," which will premiere on the WB network on Wednesday, September 16th.
The other photos of Mischa smoking at a table were snapped just yesterday at the trendy Sant Ambroeus restaurant in the West Village. Curiously, cigarettes were completely absent from Mischa's hands the first couple weeks of filming, so either she doesn't give a shit about the cameras anymore or she recently picked up smoking (again) to help deal w/ stress in the big city (don't blame her).


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Amber Rose Is Probably Wearing A G-String Under Those Jeans
Thursday, August 20th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: ANT GRIFFITH/bauergriffinonline.comAmber Rose was spotted taking a quick smoke break as she's back in NYC from her little G-String bikini break in Miami Beach a couple days back. Now that there's nothing left to the imagination, this chick can be decked out in a used Hefty bag & she'll still look deliciously hot.
Anyway, the fact that this chick is a smoker simply adds to her apparent freakiness behind closed doors. I'm pretty sure Kanye's one of those kinky dudes who likes to be tied up, beaten, gagged---you name it & Kanye's down! For the Bastardly Horndogg Community's sake (yes, even though the domain is gone, the community thrives!), let's just hope some cruel bastard steals one of their sex tapes in the near future...
This is slightly off-topic, but for those of you who missed her Miami Beach outing with Kanye, here's a sneak preview:
See more from this set.And, here's a close-up of some Amber's wrist bling:

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Bikini Pics! Elisabetta Canalis Makes Smoking Look Sexy! OW!
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinFirst of all, excuse the flood of Elisabetta Canalis pics---we're just playing catch-up. Plus, George Clooney will probably dump her for another hottie in a month, so enjoy the hotness while its available.
Anyway, on the topic of chicks who smoke: As we've stated on numerous occasions over the years, chicks who smoke are proven to be kinkier than chicks who don't. I know, it's totally a generalized statement that will be extremely difficult, if not impossible, to backup, but I'm saying this purely from personal experience. Anyone else also notice this in their own experiences?
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Eva Mendes & The "Surround Yourself With A Bunch of Dudes" Trend
Monday, July 20th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.comOver the weekend Eva Mendes relaxed aboard designer duo Stefano Gabbana & Domenico Dolce's yacht in Portofino, Italy only to be surrounded by dudes in their Speedos. Eva wasn't looking for a gang bang with a bunch of gay dudes (at least we don't think so) b/c her boyfriend Peruvian filmmaker George Gargurevich was also spotted on on the yacht.
Anyway, the last time we saw this trend in action was when Katie Price decided to pay a bunch of dudes to sunbathe with her on a yacht during her vacation last month in St. Tropez.
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Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.comBreaking News!! Josh Harnett's New Temporary Girlfriend Smokes!
Friday, April 17th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped earlier today in Manhattan's SoHo neighborhood.
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Breaking!! Multitasking Jaime Pressly Smokes & Checks Cell Simultaneously!
Thursday, April 9th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: GERALLT/MATEI/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped yesterday right outside of a boutique in West Hollywood.
And, for those of you rich bastards who're digging what they see, it was reported just last month that Jamie Pressly separated with her baby-daddy-fiance, Eric Calvo, so she's definitely on the market!
MORE YUMMINESS: Jaime Pressly & Sexy Legs @ "I Love You, Man" L.A. Premiere
Breaking! Katherine Heigl Took A Smoke Break During "Five Killers!"
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Alongside Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl is currently in Villefranche-sur-Mer, France shooting her latest film "Five Killers," which is scheduled for a summer, 2010 release.
For those of you who care, here's the plot:
A woman marries the man of her dreams while on vacation, but once home, the couple's perfect life is shaken when they find their own neighbors may be trying to kill them. [Source]
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Tila Tequila Went To Starbucks! Smokes Camel Cigarettes!
Friday, February 27th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Remember that Christian Bale tirade... you know, the one where he says "fuck" like 40 times? Here's what our favorite Vietnamese whore had to say about it,"He can talk to me like that any time! I love him." Source
Stupid whore. Anyways, if you haven't seen the rant, Family Guy style, you gotta. Funny shit.






















