Smoking Babes
Lana Del Rey Smokes Camel Cigarettes & Likes Guns N' Roses!
Monday, March 12th, 2012 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsThese were snapped last night as "Video Games" and "Born to Die" singer Lana Del Rey was seen leaving the Guns N' Roses concert at the Wiltern in Los Angeles. The up & coming 25-year-old soloist from New York was having a great time as she toyed around with the papz by making provocative poses. From a freakiness standpoint, Lana definitely has some a lot of Bastardly Potential.
I gotta admit, the fact that Lana smokes makes her a little cooler in my book! Yes, I fucking said it! She could go to the cookie-cutter Taylor Swift route, but she's keeping it real by showing her freaky side. We're pulling for you Lana!!
And, here's her big hit, 'Video Games':
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Oscar 2012 Smoke Break? Yvonne Strahovski HIts Maxim, March 2012
Monday, February 27th, 2012 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Maxim MagazineYvonne Strahovski was one of stars of NBC's "Chuck" series which came to an end last month following five seasons on air. Michael Bay better gets his slimy hands on Yvonne before ages takes its toll!
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Kate Upton Descends Upon LAX . . . And Mobs of Admirers Descend Upon Her!
Monday, February 20th, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by abba
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineFresh off the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Kate Upton descended upon LAX yesterday, not only to be greeted by the paparazzi but by a bevy of all-male admirers. Maybe she's still in a daze from having to share the spotlight with Bill O'Reilly on SNL this past weekend or maybe she's still on a high from all the praise the SI cover is getting for her. Whatever the reason, Upton seems to be enjoying the limelight.
BREAKING!! Rihanna Smokes A Joint While Relaxing In Hawaii! OW!
Monday, January 16th, 2012 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineWe thought some of you bastards might dig these pics of Rihanna getting her smoke on while on vacation in Hawaii. She was spotted out exercising with an instructor and then following the workout, Rhi-Rhi took a ganja break to help relax. To tell you bastards the truth, I could use a couple joints right now. Whenever I think about a nice smoke, I'm always compelled to post this photo of when my friend and I scored a huge (rap star) stash while traveling. I would say more, but I don't remember anything...
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineMiami: Smokin' Erin Heatherton Not Hitting Hollywood Red Carpet w/ Leo
Friday, January 13th, 2012 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News Online; Bauer-GriffinVictoria's Secret supermodel Erin Heatherton was seen cat-walking out of her Miami Beach hotel yesterday afternoon looking very fashionable as always. She complimented her simple, yet sexy style with a calorie burning cigarette in her left hand.
The 22-year model, who looks a little like Bar Refaeli from certain angles, is rumored to be Leo's latest on-call sex toy, so many congrats to Erin for that achievement. As some of you bastards know, in the modeling industry, banging Leonardo DiCaprio is akin to an actress winning an Oscar for Best Actress. Let's just say the honor brings upon career changing effects, but seeing how Leo has gone through about 18 women in the past seven months since breaking up with on/off girlfriend Bar Refaeli, Erin needs to exploit every sexual tactic in order to remain Leo's girlfriend through the upcoming 2012 Luxury Yacht Season (French Riviera) around the time Cannes goes down in May. I understand that's asking a lot, but the payoff in terms of prospective campaigns will be huge. We're pulling for you, Erin!!
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More Skinny Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini Pics From Miami!
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INF PhotoAnybody know why a chick like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should be sucking it in? I mean, she's already bone thin as it is, so I'm very curious what she sees when she looks in the mirror. It couldn't be that bad, right?
Anyway, these were snapped over the holiday weekend as she & action star boyfriend Jason Statham continued their luxurious Miami Beach vacation. We've included a few photos of the couple cuddling poolside and another of Rosie cat-walking in her bikini bottom.
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St. Barts: Blurry Bent Over Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pics!!
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: WENNStephanie Seymour continued with her St. Barts vacation and while these photos are blurry, even worse than Blurry Jessica Alba, she did give the paparazzi a nice look of her contribution to the "Bent Over Ass" bikini pose and given her MILF status at 43 years old, blurry or not, we had to give Stephanie her due.
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BREAKING!! Simon Cowell Smokes While Jet Skiing in Barbados!
Monday, December 26th, 2011 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: FAME Pictures"X Factor" judge & TV mogul Simon Cowell was seen wooing the ladies with his hairy man-boobies while jet skiing in Barbados over the Christmas weekend. Doesn't this guy own a palatial mansion in the Caribbean country, as well?
Anyway, for those of you who missed it, last week Simon crowned contestant Melanie Amaro as the first winner of his $5 million singing competition show "X-Factor" (US version). $5 million bones! God daaayuumm! Don't know about you guys, but the cheap bastard inside me would probably invest $3 million in safe investments (assuming that's even possible these days) and then relocate to some coastal third-world country.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsEven More Bikini Pics of Aida Yespica & Family From Miami!
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: FAME Pictures; Pacific Coast NewsWhat an awesome life, right? Screw around on beautiful Spanish & Italian beaches for most of the calendar year & then take some time off from that lifestyle & hit Miami Beach w/ your kid for a few weeks. Then again, this isn't surprising at all since we've always preached about the delicious fruits of a sugar-daddy-funded lifestyle & this is simply case in point.
Anyway, even though she's currently dating designer Phillip Pien, Aida Yespica was accompanied by her baby daddy soccer star Matteo Ferrari & a few friends yesterday afternoon. Matteo's the father of Aida's son, Aaron.
And finally, for those of you wondering about Aida's (slightly hotter) beach-buddy Claudia Galanti, it appears she had to return home to pay her sugar daddy dues (she's currently dating a French businessman).
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Miami: Alexandra Richards Enjoys A Smoke in her Bikini!
Monday, December 5th, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: FAME PicturesSnapped over the weekend in Miami Beach.
Alexandra Richards is the lucky daughter of Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, so it's nice to see that she's enjoying the luxurious fruits of her daddy's labor. For those of you who don't know, the 25-year old hottie currently supplements her daddy's cookie jar by modeling, selling her art & scoring gigs as a DJ in NYC. On that note, I wonder what it feels like to do whatever the fuck makes you happy unlike most people Alexandra's age who're saddled with thousands in student debt & living with their parents.
