Bastardly Youth

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The last time we posted pics of Ale & Anja, they were jetting off to Brazil from LAX.

Here's how the comments for that post started out:

Meazy (Uncertified Bastard)

Well I feel better. I mean she may be the most beautiful woman in the world with the easiest and most lucrative career in the world...but she still has a butt ugly baby XD

I still find Anja to be extremely cute! Come on, now! She's a freakin' baby, for God's sake! Show some love, people!

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Hopefully these will hold you over while we patiently await pics from the Paris movie premiere of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."

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Even though it hurts to post pics of Alessandra Ambrosio with her baby daughter Anja Louise, you gotta admit, these pics are overflowing with cuteness---not the ideal type of cuteness we normally prefer here on Bastardly, but since it's Alessandra Ambrosio, we'll take it what we can get.

Anyway, these were snapped yesterday at LAX Airport as Ale & Anja said their goodbyes to baby-daddy Jamie Mazur (a.k.a. Lucky-Bastard-Son-of-a-Bitch-Whorebag-I'm-So-Jealous-Right-Now).
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Hit up the original post from earlier today & check out some of the guesses...
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We recently got our slimey hands on a few celebrity baby photos, so we'll let you guys take a stab at guessing which celeb goes with each picture.

Bastardly Gaydar Rating
No worries about the homosexual nature of this task. Since you're performing this online, it's really not as gay as it sounds. Now, if you were to meet up at your bro's house specifically to look over celebrity baby pictures, then it'd be a whole different ball game.

Anyway, each celebrity pic has a number, so make sure you include the number w/ your answer...

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We've featured her before, so some of you might remember that Lily Collins is Phil Collins' daughter, courtesy of wifie #2, Jill Taverman.

And, as with most 19-year celebrities, Lily also has a MySpace.

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Damn you, Zahara!! Damn you for winning the Super Ultimate Angelina Jolie Adoption Lottery.

And, for all you NYC parents who want your kids to feel special, go shop @ Lee's Art Shop.

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These were snapped @ the 35th Annual People's Choice Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.

Doesn't she have a mom around to tell her she needs to wait until she's 18 to ho it up? I swear, I feel like agents & production houses are behind the pimping of innocent little girls in Hollywood these days. Just look at what they've done with Miley!!

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These were snapped on Christmas Eve in L.A.

So, has any rich dude gotten a hold of Denise's ass yet or what? I have to admit, even w/ the baggage of kids, this lady is till a prize for any man who's lucky to get a taste. And, for the rest of us bastards, let's just take a second to admire Denise's milfy bod in a bikini.

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After getting picked up at school, Suri Cruise & mommy hit up Bouchon Bakery located on the third floor of the Time Warner Center.

Looking at Suri, I don't know whether to feel sorry for her or whether to envy her pimped-out lifestyle?

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