Body Doubles
Sexy Francia Raisa Dresses Up As Angelina Jolie For Halloween
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

God damn!! Where the hell has this chick been all this time?! I love it when we find some really hot chick who happens to look like another really hot chick!
Here's some more info...
Francia Raisa Almendárez (born July 26, 1988) is an American actress. She is also credited as Francia Raisa. She is most notable for her role in Bring It On: All or Nothing, where she plays a tough latina cheerleader named Leti and The Secret Life of the American Teenager as the majorette Adrian Lee. [Wiki]
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Borat's Slutty Kazakhstani/Lebanese Sister: Kimborat. Yummy!
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Few bastard, Phillip McCracken, writes...
i started this as a joke, and i could prolly do better if i spent some time on it, but i thought it was funny.
not expecting you guys to put it up LOL, but, if you dont, ill prolly just edit the "The Bastardly Borat Cam" off and just upload it to my photo account and share it anyways.
but figured id send it cause, well, im a huge douchebag. [E-Mailed]
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Team Paris Hilton Hired An Ugly Paris Body Double
Monday, June 18th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped yesterday @ 2007 Much Music Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.
I guess the Canadians are really gullible people. hah.
Yes my friends, Paris Hilton, Inc. has contracted another woman who looks like a chubby Paris while the real one does time behind bars. Team Paris representatives couldn't be reached, but the “Paris-Stand-In†strategy is very obvious: Keep Paris' name in the limelight while she's behind bars. Ingenious, I tell you!!!
MORE: Body Double: Paris Hilton & Random Pothead
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Bastardly Body Double: Emily VanCamp & Katie Holmes
Monday, April 9th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

So how did I do this time around...? Since everyone knows Katie Holmes, here's a little info about Ms. VanCamp:
Emily Peyton VanCamp (born May 12, 1986 in Port Perry, Ontario) is a Canadian actress. She is best known for her role as Amy Abbott on the WB Network series Everwood, which ran from 2002 to 2006.
Emily is currently filming the upcoming 2007 American film Carriers. She will portray the character Kate.
On January 29, 2007, ABC confirmed speculation that VanCamp will join the cast of Touchstone Television's large ensemble series Brothers & Sisters as a regular later this season, a move that marks her second teaming with Executive Producer Greg Berlanti. They were previously paired on Everwood. VanCamp will play the daughter of the late William Walker (Tom Skerritt) and his mistress, Holly Harper (Patricia Wettig), whose existence has been kept secret for 20 years. [Wiki]
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Bastardly Body Double: Roghan & Christina Milian
Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Bastardly Body Double: Adriana Lima & Julia
Thursday, January 4th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Julia writes:
I was reading your Adriana Lima look alike postings, and thought I'd show you what a real look-alike is all about.
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Bastardly Body Double - Adriana Lima & Elena
Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Hi, my name is Elena, I am from NYC, I am 18, and I'm a reader of The Bastardly. It is one of my favorite sites. I have noticed that you have celebrity body double posts where girls send in photos of themselves and the celebrities they think they look like.
Well, I am going to do the same in hope of you posting my photos.
Everyone says I look like Adriana Lima. I won't say I look exactly like her, but I won't deny that we do have a strong resemblance. Unlike other Adriana Lima "look alikes" which were featured on your site in the past, I actually resemble Adriana. They didn't resemble her the least bit. I am hoping to have a blog entry dedicated to me because I am a bastardly reader and also happen to be a celebrity body double. I am curious to see what other people think about me.
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Bastardly Body Double: Legolas & Betsy
Monday, October 30th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Betsy writes:
Hey guys, I was the lady of the day a little while back, Betsy.... Well lately I've been hearing a lot of, "You look like that elf from Lord of the Rings, your ears are pointy." I recently had a picture taken that proves it. I've been saying it for a few years.
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Gabriela Spanic & the Nicole Richie Connection
Friday, October 20th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These photos were snapped a couple days back @ the 2006 FAMA Awards.
My sincere apologies go to Ms. Spanic for linking her ass to Nicole Richie, but you gotta admit admit that @ first glance @ her face, you can see a little Nicole Richie. It's the end of the week, so I might be smoking crack.
Anyway, here's what the Wiki has to say...
Gabriela Elena "Gaby" Španić Ulterra (born 10 December 1973, Ortiz, Guárico, Venezuela), simply known as Gaby Španić, is Venezuelan actress. She married Miguel de León in middle 1990s. Later they divorced because of rumoured adulterous relationship between Gaby and Jose Angel Llamas. [Wiki]
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Bastardly Hot or Not: Debi Mazar is Scarlett Johansson's Illegitimate Klingon Sister
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Deborah Mazar (born August 15, 1964), better known as Debi Mazar, is an American actress, best known for her trademark Jersey Girl-type appearances, and as edgy, sharp-tongued women in independent films.
Currently, she is in a supporting actor role on Entourage, an original comedy series on HBO. She also had a recurring role on the sitcom Living with Fran, playing Fran Drescher's character's cousin, Merrill.
She married Gabriele Corcos on March 16, 2002, and they have two daughters: Evelyn Maria, born on July 12, 2002, and Giulia Isabel, born on March 17, 2006. [Wiki]
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