Brothas In Trouble

We called it when we said Reese Whitherspoon was getting a taste of Ludacris's you-know-what, so trust when we say that Fiddy is banging the hell out of Sheryl Crow.

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Everyone please show Vin your support by leaving some kind comments. Every once in a while it's nice to be nice, God damn it!!

Also, Mike Tyson is looking FAAAT! I guess that's what happens when the bank confiscates everything in your exercise room (along w/ your exercise room).

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Tuxman writes:

With Barry Bonds on the brink of surpassing Babe Ruth as the #2 all time home run leader, what do you think about Barry and his accomplishments. He's a multiple MVP in the National league, even before his home-run race, and has been the ultimate Anti-Hero for Baseball the past 3-4 seasons. He's really been the life-blood of baseball since his single-season homerun record, set a few years back. Whether you like him or not, he makes news. So with all the recent alligations surrounding Barry do they tarnish his entire career forever??

On a personal note...I SO have that 87 Topps rookie card of Barry Bonds!...somewhere at home

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Cuba Gooding Jr. & Teri Hatcher @ the Laureus World Sports Awards

Like we say whenever we post up Teri Hatcher photos: What the fuck is going on w/ Teri?

Is it some new cream she bought during a trip to the ghetto swap meets of Vietnam? Or, possibly it's the LA water that's forcing her to age right before our eyes. But, whatever's going down, I think it's safe to say that something is seriously jacked-up w/ her physical appearance.

Here are the a few more from the awards show.

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I grabbed this from some random forum linking to one of our posts.

So where should we place the blame?

1. Better overall financial position of a lot of brothas?
2. OR, are the sistahs doing something wrong?

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In an attempt to redeem her latest boytoy's sexual image in the press, Eva has gone the Extra mile.

Eva Longoria, desperate to set the record straight, took to the entertainment-news shows Tuesday to tell the world that her beau, NBA star Tony Parker, is aces in the bedroom.

File it under Too Much Information, but Longoria told "Extra" and "Access Hollywood" that "when the lights are out, he's the teacher," ... and "I'm the student," she added to "Extra." [Yahoo!]

First of all, this article should serve as evidence that Extra, Access Hollywood & all shows in the gossip whoring category are the filth of modern television---that's why we love to TiVO them.

Secondly, it's a well known fact that Eva Longoria is a Hollywood whore, so it's pretty obvious what she said in the Allure interview was true. Here's Bastard JC Chasez backing up our Longwhoria claims.

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Michael Jackson may be moving to England. [Photo, Yahoo!]

Forensic accountant John Duross O'Bryan testified at Jackson's trial that the entertainer had an "ongoing cash crisis" and was spending $20 million to $30 million more per year than he earned. [Yahoo!]

There's a conspiracy against the King of Pop, I tell you. The fact that a fucking forensic accountant was brought into the mix proves that. Who the hell are they going to bring in next?! Someone from the KKK?

State regulators said they will go after Michael Jackson in court if he fails to meet a Tuesday deadline to pay $100,000 in penalties and $306,000 in back pay owed to nearly 50 workers at his Neverland Ranch.

"If they don't comply then we file suit to get a judgment," Dean Fryer, a spokesman for the California Department of Industrial Relations, said Friday.

The ranch operators have until the close of business Tuesday to pay up.

"It's pretty clear that they owe this money," he said. "We've got all these wage claims. People are telling me they haven't been paid from Dec. 19." [Yahoo!]

And, I think the whole thing w/ his unpaid employees is being blown way out of proportion. I mean, who the hell is retarded enough to work for 2-3 months W/OUT PAY?! Those dumbass employees should be fired on the basis that they are stupid. They are part of the Money Grubbing Whore Club & merely want to win the Michael Jackson Lottery in court. For trying to bite the hand that feeds them, these workers should all be thrown back into the ghettos from which they come.

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...a lil' tidbit delivered to us Tuxman:

Cocky rap star KANYE WEST is calling for a revised edition of THE BIBLE, because he thinks he should be a character in it.

The JESUS WALKS hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards last night (08FEB06), feels sure he'd be "a griot" (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.

He says, "I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker.

"I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."

YO KANYE!! Blow the hook! You a genius, boy!!!

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David Beckyumm goes ape $hit on a paparazzo this past weekend because he was too close to David. Even when David is really pissed off and angry, he still manages to be completely hot. I don't think he can possibly make an ugly face. David is just that hot. For the record, I too would go crazy insane if I had those legal stalkers taking pictures of my every move. On the other hand, how would we have this wonderful website if we didn't have the paparazzi?

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Dennis Rodman is desperately trying to resurrect life back into his dying career & he needs your help. One thing's for sure, thoug, regardless of his deathly state of fame, the guy probably gets major ass b/c there are plenty of hot chicks out there who will sleep with crazy has-beens (just look at Mike Tyson & all the hot blondes who're after him). It's the sad reality of this world, I tell you. The same guy who once had Carmen Electra on his balls is now running around the country desperately trying to earn a buck or two...in drag.

Well, on that note, last night Dennis was @ the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida signing his new book (I Should Be Dead By Now) & judging, of all things, a bloody bikini contest! You just know the bastard probably got a few of these chicks in the sack.

Here are a few more interesting pics from the event.

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