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I know most of you bastards hate this dude & this post is giving off slightly homosexual vibes, but I'm tellin' you, he's got a hilarious live act that shouldn't be missed. Anyway, I'd much rather see Blake Lively prancing around in hot pants, but for a guy who has never been photographed in public without his possibly gay, definitely metro-sexual skinny jeans, white tee & black jacket, these post-workout pics are somewhat shocking. Did he get lazy after working out or what?

And as a side note for all you English football fans: Russell's wearing West Ham United Football club shorts.

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As a follow-up to ObeyYourGod's comment in yesterday's Khloe Kardashian Brings The Afternoon Links post.

I'd like to see Moe put up some of the pictures of Khloe in her skintight lycra catsuit and knee high boots from her night out on Halloween with Lamar. Khloe was gettin it done.

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Dude, you just know Rick Fox licked all that paint off Eliza's face later in the evening! DAMN YOU, RICK FOX!! YOU MANWHOREBASTARDSONOFABITCH!!

Anyway, for all you Eliza fans, make sure you check her out in Fox's "Dollhouse." Watch older episodes here.

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These were snapped at a few days back in L.A.

This girl had a chance at success if she wasn't so damn cracked-out and learned to use her assets more strategically. Like for instance her choice of attire at this particular event: She should've ho'd it up considerably more. And, what the fuck is up with that hair? Anyway, Megan definitely looked much hotter when on American Idol last season...

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These were taken at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York City

Um, I guess this is a costume. I'm guessing that all Mariah Carey needed to buy were the wings and she took the corset and gloves out of her closet.

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I guess riding around Taylor Swift's barely legal bod inside an Audi R8 comes pretty damn close to having sex with her---at least until Taylor Lautner turns 18 in early 2010. Just owning an Audi R8 gives him at least a couple years (making him 19), so I'm pretty sure it's legal for Taylor L. to have sex with 19 year old girlfriend Taylor S., only if he does it inside the confines of his new car (assuming that's even possible, considering it's only a two-seater).

Anyway, these were snapped last night as the 17-year old "New Moon" star took out his girlfriend with the same first name to a peaceful dinner at a Ruth's Chris Steak House in Beverly Hills. Following a rough day filled with shopping, eating & looking pretty, the couple, a relationship which is coincidently engineered in PR-agency-heaven, proceeded to drive around Beverly Hills inside the $130k sports car.

For all you fans for either Taylor, expect to see these two making plenty more staged public appearances as Taylor Lautner's new flick's release date inches closer. The "Twilight" sequel "New Moon" will hit theaters on November 20th. And most importantly, Taylor Lautner turns 18 on Feb. 11, so let's, hope for his sake, that he's still dating Taylor Swift at that time. Until then, hand jobs & groping will have to suffice.

Here's the trailer:

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Damn, I was shocked to learn that this chick's only 28! If I had to guess, I would've said mid-30s---at least!

Anyway, for those of you who don't know anything about this woman, here's more juice:

Edyta Śliwińska (born in Warsaw, Poland on May 6, 1981) is a professional ballroom dancer. She is best known for her appearances on the American version of the reality television series Dancing with the Stars. Śliwińska is the only professional dancer to appear on all nine seasons of the American series. [Source]

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These were snapped last night at the opening of Wayne Newton's limited-engagement production "Once Before I Go" in Las Vegas. And, for the record, I'm pretty sure Drew Carey got a piece...

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Here are pics from Wednesday of Kobe Bryant (and wife Vanessa), Kim, Kourtney & her white baby-daddy as they enter the Staples Center to watch the Lakers defeat the Clippers in their first game of the season.

I'm still very curious to see who ends up with Kim Kardashian. Will she change-up leagues and attempt to land someone from the NBA this time around or will she keeping trying to woo her ex-boyfriend-turned-friend-with-benefits, NFL running back Reggie Bush.

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These were snapped yesterday in L.A.

This is one of the oddest relationships in C-List Hollywood at the moment.

One person's on the way down (Katy Perry), while the other is clawing his way into mainstream American panties (Russell Brand). I feel like both are using each other---one to stay in the game (Katy Perry) and the other get a solid start in the game (Russell Brand), so let's see who'll come out on top.

Like I said, it's a very odd relationship that I can't see lasting past the holidays---that's when Russell will get drunk and have elevator sex with three random hotties at some Christmas party. Who can blame him?

MORE: Did you see the pics from Katy Perry's 25th Birthday Bash?

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