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Can you believe this?! Kim Kardashian, of all people, actually found her way into Jay-Z's circle! It's funny what you can achieve when you'll allow rich & famous penises to relentlessly pound you from the behind.

When I see the first photo, all I can do is shake my head in a confused mixture of shock & awe. All this time, for some fucked up reason, I always thought talented people like Kanye West & Jay-Z were smart enough to avoid shady fame-whores like Kim Kardashian, but I guess she's too good! Believe it or not, but rumor has it that Kim's secret goal at the moment is to befriend Beyonce & then have her make cameos on the family reality show. Totally fucked up, but you know her fan base will eat it up.

These latest photos were snapped last night at a very unique screening & after party for Kanye West's own short film, "Cruel Summer" during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival. The 30-minute short, filmed mostly in Qatar, was shown on a total of seven screens inside a tented pyramid, with the intention of providing viewers a fully immersive entertainment experience. God daayumm! Looks like Kanye's really throwing his money away, huh? Here's more about the short:

A car thief (Kid Cudi) falls in love with a girl whose father allows them to marry under the terms he can help her see.

The film is inspired by the album of the same name by West's record label GOOD Music.[5] It has been described as a "fusion of short film and art" as well as a "seven-screen experience for the eyes and ears unlike anything West has attempted before." West posted a photo on Twitter with the caption "I'm currently working on a new 7 screen experience". The image depicted three screens connected in front and an individual screen on the left, right, top, and bottom. [Source]

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Kim continues to blow Kanye's hard-earned money, but he seems to be having the time of his life according to all the pics we've seen over the past couple weeks. The couple have hired a yacht while they enjoy the Cannes Film Festival. Did I mention how much my life sucks ass?

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You'd think sugar daddy Pete Wentz would buy different colored kicks for his latest sex-toy & himself, but I guess he got a special deal. The former rocker-turned-"Dude who was married to Jessica Simpson's annoying little sister" enjoyed the weekend with his girlfriend Meagan Camper & his son Bronx Mowgli as the three hit a special event at the local farmer's market in Los Angeles, complete with petting zoo & air jumpers. Photos like these simply confirms that Meagan's in it for Pete's dwindling stash---not that there's anything wrong with that!
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These were snapped earlier today as Kim & Kanye arrived at Selfridges in London (probably to promote Kim's fragrance).

I get it, she has a huge ass & will let him do anything to her behind closed doors (that's assuming this relationship is actually a real one & not something engineered by Kim's evil mom for monetary gains).

Kanye seems to keeping it cool & hitting events with his new woman, but how long can all this last? Who knew that Kanye West, of all people, was a clingy boyfriend?! I wonder if he thinks Kim will leave him or maybe the answer is far more simpler in that, once again, there's probably a stipulation in his contract with the Kardashian family that calls for him to stay close to her so that E! TV cameras can catch everything on film. If it's not annoying right now, it's gonna get annoying real soon.

Again, as I said before, I just hope this results in a great album once Kim takes Kanye's heart & puts it through the Kardashian family shredder. For a guy that has everything, I guess you gotta look in real fucked up places for some musical inspiration. Godspeed, Yeezy.
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It's an age-old formula: Become filthy rich/powerful & enjoy the fruits of your labor by sleeping with whomever. Not exactly complicated. Jonah Hill is simply case in point & the fact that he has worked with legends like Brad Pitt simply pumps up his pimp factor. Having said, I'm shocked that he isn't dating Rosie Huntington-Whitely or Candice Swanepoel by now. Jonah, if you don't try your luck, you'll never know your potential! Chop-chop!

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It's not every day you see Kanye West running around in sweats & shorts, so it's possible he's drowning in so much temporary love these days that he no longer gives a shit about what he looks like in public. Normally we see him in black denim, white tee and dark shades.

Who knew Kim Kardashian could have that kind of effect on dudes!?! Whatever the case, the dude was seen arriving with Kim at BBC Radio One studios in London earlier this morning to do an interview. While Kim looked like a million bucks, Kanye on the other hand, looked like he spent the entire night drowning in Bastardly Tantric Sex. Even though he probably has 18 new STDs to add to the ones he already had, who can blame the guy for staying up all night, right?

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Following his camel stunt on the famous Cannes Boulevard de la Croisette along the waterfront, Sasha Baron Cohen remained in his "The Dictator" character as General Aladeen & screwed around with Elisabetta Canalis on-board a luxury yacht anchored in front of celebrity-favorite Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc. It's nice to see that Elisabetta found a way to make a few quick extra bucks & pay for her stay at the luxury hotel.

According to the papz on location, the pair first lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took cheesy pictures of one another until things took a turn for the worse. The bikini-clad Elisabetta laughed after getting a sneak peek at Aladeen's presumably small package & then proceeded to make fun of him, only to upset the General to the point where he stuffed her into a garbage bag & tossed her overboard. OW!

Obviously, this is definitely not not your average marketing campaign, so major props to Sasha Baron Cohen for thinking outside the box. Again, "The Dictator" opens in theaters today!

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Dressed in a Ralph Lauren polo outfit, the absolutely hilarious Sasha Baron Cohen continues creating tremendous buzz for his new film "The Dictator" every place he hits. Earlier this morning he was creating a roar at the 65th Cannes Film Festival which kicked off today.

Dressed in character as Admiral General Aladeen of North African Republic of Wadiya, the Cambridge grad-turned world-famous comedian & actor first left the Carlton hotel surrounded by his sexy security detail and proudly greeted countless photographers. The front of the hotel was decked out with billboard-sized pictures his character from the film. Once outside, he attempted to board a waiting camel, all the while hundreds of photographers from around the globe anxiously documented the craziness.

"The Dictator" opens in theaters today, so if you're looking for a real laugh, don't miss this one! Check the trailer below:


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Can you really blame the guy? Living in a society that worships fame & fortune makes it possible for rich and/or famous dudes to simply drive around and proposition hot chicks for sex.

That's what appeared to happen yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles when Chris Brown was spotted when Chris Brown stopped a random hot chick on the street, flirted with her for a few seconds & then got her number after posing for a quick photo for her Facebook page. Now, that's how you treat your most beautiful fans!

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Pictured: Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth & Charlize Theron

With the big US premiere scheduled for June 1, "Snow White & the Huntsman" made its grand premiere in London earlier this evening. The always-sultry Charlize Theron & usually-awkward Kristen Stewart both looked absolutely beautiful on the red carpet in their respective goth-inspired dresses. Their co-star Chris Hemsworth (a.k.a. Thor) was barely visible as he was sandwiched between the two ladies. If they're gonna rock such amazing outfits during the London premiere, I'm suddenly very curious how things will go down at the L.A. & NYC premieres. OWW!!

Here's some plot juice:

The ruthless Queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron) has conquered several kingdoms and plans to take over the Kingdom of Tabor, but then she learns that her stepdaughter, Snow White (Kristen Stewart), is destined to surpass her not only as the "Fairest One of All," but also as the kingdom's future ruler. The Queen learns from her Magic Mirror (Christopher Obi) that the only way to remain in power to the throne is to consume Snow White's heart and achieve immortality. But Snow White manages to escape into the Dark Forest and Ravenna recruits the Huntsman Eric (Chris Hemsworth) to kill Snow White. Eric, however, takes pity on the young princess and teaches Snow White unique skills in the art of war. Now, with the aid of eight dwarves, knights from Tabor, and her childhood love Prince William (Sam Claflin), Snow White begins a powerful revolution to kill her stepmother once and for all. [Source]

Interview with Charlize about her character:



(Awkward) Interview with Kristen about her character:



Trailer:

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